Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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Mike Matei's Penis said:
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Racist lady won't hire whites to "be safe"
(saw on recent Cyael stream)
(he live its funny af https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk26da7TSs0)
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She's also a "food blogger" which is second only to "games journalist" in scum of the earth rankings.


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Irish Potato Farmer said:
Your average zoomer doesn't know Commander Keen's helmet from his left nut.
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I have no idea why Zoomers aren't clamoring to play a bunch of so-so mascot platformers that were only famous because they kinda resembled the sort of games you'd see on consoles at the time.
Also for some reason they have the Minecraft language in them?
 
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Coolio55 said:
I have no idea why Zoomers aren't clamoring to play a bunch of so-so mascot platformers that were only famous because they kinda resembled the sort of games you'd see on consoles at the time.
Also for some reason they have the Minecraft language in them?
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Nigger, name an MSDOS game that would actually intrigue zoomers aside from Doom 1/Doom 2. Maybe Wolfenstein 3D, but that game's unplayable to me. We didn't have much, but what we did have was good.
 
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Irish Potato Farmer said:
Nigger, name an MSDOS game that would actually intrigue zoomers aside from Doom 1/Doom 2. Maybe Wolfenstein 3D, but that game's unplayable to me. We didn't have much, but what we did have was good.
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I would have thought Descent would intrigue some.

But then again maybe its better this way as it would be prime "get infected with troon" material
 
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Green Kitbash said:
I would have thought Descent would intrigue some.

But then again maybe its better this way as it would be prime "get infected with troon" material
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Good mention, I always forget Descent exists because I would get lost in that game. Earthsiege/MechWarrior 1 would also probably turn some zoomer heads if they can get over their framerates.
 
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Irish Potato Farmer said:
Nigger, name an MSDOS game that would actually intrigue zoomers aside from Doom 1/Doom 2. Maybe Wolfenstein 3D, but that game's unplayable to me. We didn't have much, but what we did have was good.
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Ross Scott has plenty of good ones. So does LGR.
There's an entire world of bizarre freaky shit made by literal nobodies. That was always the advantage that PC games had.

As for "mainstream": There's Ultima 7, Dungeon Keeper, Incredible Machine, Duke 3D... The list goes on...
 
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Well, we got Musk, now all we need is Trump to tweet about GamerGate 2.0 and all our dreams will come true:

(Nothing to screen shot, its just Musk saying "Wow").

Interesting to follow the thread. James Lindsey (a libtard, but a anti-communist) is going over a deep drive from Mark Kern on how EA and other gaming companies got beholden to DEI money.


Gamergate 2 is underway. Former game executive and develop at Blizzard Mark Kern
"The way games are funded you don't use your own money. Even EA, it's games are hugely expensive to make they're they're upwards of you know 250 sometimes 600 million dollars it's for certain live games it's incredibly how expensive they are and to do that uh your CFO is your best friend. "You're counting on your CFO to get you tax breaks to get you in to put studios in regions which are financially favorable and you will borrow the cheap money you will get a cheap money to do it. Even EA does this. I worked with EA; we were putting together a deal where they were taking bailout money from the banks in the last financial crisis that we had, and they were applying that cheap money towards games same thing with Covid money. They're applying that cheap money towards games, and what has been the cheapest money while interest rates were still low, you know a couple of years ago it was ESG financing, and so they're going to take this money." "Because the returns on investment have been so poor on Wall Street for ESG funds, that source of Revenue is drying it up. This Woke machine cannot continue in the way that it is now for AAA gaming, and I think unfortunately, it's so entrenched that you're not going to see—you're not going to see much of an ability to course correct because the studios are—they're just gonna shut down."

Mark Kern explains how ESG money comes with strings attached inside corporations and is used to make companies partner with DEI consulting companies like Sweet Baby Inc: "Everyone needs to realize is that it's not that these Studios are funding the games out of their own pocket; that would be very expensive for them. Cash is king. They will preferably go out and get money from other sources if it's cheap enough to help spread the risk of these massive titles, and so you have a lot of quid pro quo happening, and I can tell you that developers have been approaching me and giving me some inside baseball on what's been happening, and there are deals funding deals out there for studios—and I can't get too specific; I don't want to out sources—that have certain strings attached like a company will suddenly sign with a developer and now that developer needs to hire a DEI director and needs to go out and hire consultancy firms to gender balance." "Their staff quite specifically go out and hire companies like SBI to consult on their writing and do sensitivity reading and changes for that, and what does, all this does, it boosts their ESG score. It allows them access that funding so ESG is not going away entirely." "It's [ESG] become an evil brand. People are waking up to this... You have you have a rebranding going on right now. They're not calling it ESG, but it's still out there."
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Irish Potato Farmer said:
Nigger, name an MSDOS game that would actually intrigue zoomers aside from Doom 1/Doom 2. Maybe Wolfenstein 3D, but that game's unplayable to me. We didn't have much, but what we did have was good.
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The original Wipeout; The Duke Nukem Series; The Monkey Island Series

There are like 10 thousand games for the DOS, i can't list them all.

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Responding to GamerGate2
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Of course there's no comment section in that shit website. I really miss Dissenter, Zeeker isn't the same.
 
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Here's what she's NOT afraid of admitting as a black person:
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They're not 'allergy friendly' you negress for the reason they all make the same thing: They're all making recipes that are descended directly from the slave days, stolen from Massa's kitchen and changed to use the only ingredients you had at hand. You ask a nog to make something 'but without <x>' they're gonna look at you like a deer in the fucking headlights because they don't know how to innovate on it.

Ask them to make they fried chikin without wheat flour. Or peanut oil. Or how to not cross-contaminate if they haven't had a class at Applebee's in Simple English about it first.
 
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