Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Its legit just so depressing

Tammy feels more like a handler than anything in those vidoes

I disagree with both of these statements. Jack is still just as massive a cunt as he ever was, he is simply beginning to reap the physical consequences of being such a shitheel.

As to Tammy, she has always enjoyed inflicting jack on minimum wage employees at the slop barns they visit. She's a horrible person, she just isn't as vocal as Jack. She's said some fairly vile shit, but it flies under the radar because Jack is neon thermonuclear shit.

I do love when she snatches food off his plate though. The fuck is he going to do about it these days? That's right, NOTHING. The only sad thing about Jack going KETOOO is that we no longer get to see him lose his shit when Tammy eats the fried pibbles she ordered.

 

[AltisticRight]

i've never seen negative ratios that lopsided outside of viral meme videos like the super-hated youtube rewind a few years back (which, despite being the most disliked video in youtube history, still has only 6.4 times as many dislikes as likes).

Check out the lolcow iilluminaughtii.

 

[Kosher Salt]

So Jack finally gave up the weekly update thing? Did he gain weight this week or something?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is shilling his new Etsy store on Twitter. “Dilly Dolphin” doesn’t show much on Google except for some plush toys. Even weirder, there’s absolutely no Jack-themed merch on here.

Looks like there was a carnivore update on Twitter yesterday too.

 

[Rinascere]

Jack is shilling his new Etsy store on Twitter. “Dilly Dolphin” doesn’t show much on Google except for some plush toys. Even weirder, there’s absolutely no Jack-themed merch on here.

It looks like a lot of it is AI-generated art, or his bad stock photo mashup slop.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Even weirder, there’s absolutely no Jack-themed merch on here.

Guess that answers the "is anybody actually buying that garbage" question.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

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Jack is shilling his new Etsy store on Twitter. “Dilly Dolphin” doesn’t show much on Google except for some plush toys. Even weirder, there’s absolutely no Jack-themed merch on here.

Looks like there was a carnivore update on Twitter yesterday too.

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Jack's merch is without hyperbole some of the worst, laziest shit I've ever seen.

 

[lindsayfan]

step right up, ladies and gentlechristians, form an orderly line, there's enough HUNDRED DOLLAR 32" square digital prints of an ai-generated cheeseburge for everyone. you'll want several, of course, at least one per room-- buy in bulk to save on shipping!

with our "first try" lazily uncanny a.i. nonsense on your walls, your home can be one step closer to looking like an "I'm on Observation Duty" setting. Order quickly, the purveyor could stroke out at any time!

 

[James done did it]

Why is our carnivore boy putting out peeps content? Let me make what one might call a modest proposal. Carnivore peeps already exist.

https://www.rodentpro.com/categories/frozen-foods/chickens

Spoiler: CARNIVORE PEEPS

What could possibly be a better lazy man recipe, or more carnivore than eating whole, raw chicks? This is the logical conclusion of Jack's channel and would probably revitalize his sagging view counts.

 

[Tiresome]

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Why is our carnivore boy putting out peeps content? Let me make what one might call a modest proposal. Carnivore peeps already exist.

https://www.rodentpro.com/categories/frozen-foods/chickens

Spoiler: CARNIVORE PEEPS

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What could possibly be a better lazy man recipe, or more carnivore than eating whole, raw chicks? This is the logical conclusion of Jack's channel and would probably revitalize his sagging view counts.

Translation: ONLY I CAN SCREAM SHURGURRR YOU NO SCREAM SERGAR OR YOUR A TROL AN A HATOR. [OBJ] [OBJ]

 

[Neko GF]

CATFISH HOUSE (STEAK WARS #1)
(03/13/2024)

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Spoiler: Archive (480p):

 

[Adamska]

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Why is our carnivore boy putting out peeps content? Let me make what one might call a modest proposal. Carnivore peeps already exist.

https://www.rodentpro.com/categories/frozen-foods/chickens

Spoiler: CARNIVORE PEEPS

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What could possibly be a better lazy man recipe, or more carnivore than eating whole, raw chicks? This is the logical conclusion of Jack's channel and would probably revitalize his sagging view counts.

Again more proof that the moment he thinks he can't have X, he tries to find as many ways to shove X down his fat, half-paralyzed throat. Semi-decent odds he's either going to ignore the shurgur because it's for Easter and thus okay, or it's more sugar-free BS.

Also the Wars video again proves it's an instinctual noise to him now, much like how a prairie dog yips in greeting. It's not like this obese slug is going to actually seriously compare different places in a competition and using the same cut and spices and/or their best take as a series like he used to before Third Impact.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Why is our carnivore boy putting out peeps content? Let me make what one might call a modest proposal. Carnivore peeps already exist.

https://www.rodentpro.com/categories/frozen-foods/chickens

Spoiler: CARNIVORE PEEPS

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What could possibly be a better lazy man recipe, or more carnivore than eating whole, raw chicks? This is the logical conclusion of Jack's channel and would probably revitalize his sagging view counts.

Is it just me or is that an absolute fuckton of peeps? Even for Jack, that's a lot of shit.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

CATFISH HOUSE (STEAK WARS #1)
(03/13/2024)

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Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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He just can't say no to fried okra

 

[Kosher Salt]

Is it just me or is that an absolute fuckton of peeps? Even for Jack, that's a lot of shit.

I can't imagine what mr. carnivore needs eight dozen sugar-coated marshmallows for. The chick peeps are sold in packages of 5, 10, or 15. The bunnies are sold in packages of 4, 8, or 12.

Each peep is around 0.3 oz or 8.5 grams, some quick napkin math suggests that's 1.8 pounds / 0.8 kg of peeps. That's a fucking lot of peeps.

For perspective, it'd be enough marshmallows for nearly a triple batch of Rice Krispies treats (it calls for one 10 oz. bag of marshmallows).

 

[eatler]

it'd be enough marshmallows for nearly a triple batch of Rice Krispies treats (it calls for one 10 oz. bag of marshmallows).

Well he might be cooking for other people again. At least this time if he undercooks it it won’t be completely laced in salmonella.

If he does film himself though I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lot of cuts and with each cut a peep goes missing.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If he does film himself though I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lot of cuts and with each cut a peep goes missing.

The photo shows 8 dozen peeps, 8 bunnies and 88 chicks.

Chicks are sold in increments of 5. 88 mod 5 is not zero... there's already (at least) 2 missing.

 

[caramel_carousel]

I did some digging, and it looks like Jack is using Printify to source all of these items and just slapping random AI generated designs on them as others have suggested. I couldn't find any exact matches for the images he's using, but they look virtually identical to ChatGPT prompts for things like "hamburger." He's also copied his listings verbatim from Printify's website. What I can't figure out though, is why he's focusing on mugs and pillows and... shoes... when it seems like Printify has a decent selection of, you know, COOKING ACCESSORIES.

 

[densedance]

 

[Andoxico]

Looks like there was a carnivore update on Twitter yesterday too.

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