Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,389
No. Jackoff is a thief. You're specifically prohibited from doing exactly what Jackoff is doing.
I am waiting for him to attempt claiming RELIGIOUS EXEMPTION on some of this shit to avoid merch being taken down, it'd be right up his alley to pull some scummy move like that to keep selling GUD SHIRT.
 
Praying is for people to think they're doing something by doing the bare minimum. If someone is in distress you can help them with whatever they need help with or be lazy and just say "I'll pray for you". Of course fatty chose the latter
 
I pray for you HHH that you don’t get slaughtered by the people of A&N. You are the most likely to succeed null in ruining the website lol.
lol if you typoed running there's no chance i'd put up with the amount of autism that running KF would entail. Null has way more patience than I do
 
Reminder that Jack likely supported a Tiktok ban when his side was doing it

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Likely? If memory serves he was outright adamant about his hate towards TikTok. I think he called it Chinese spyware a lot.

His beliefs are as limp and weak as his stroked-out arm.
His beliefs are guided by his stomach. He found carnivore bullshit on tiktok so now it's the greatest thing ever. He claims he hates mainstream media, but we know damn well if MSNBC dedicated half an hour a day to some idiot talking about eating nothing but meat being healthy, Fatty would claim it's his second favorite channel after Nickelodeon.
 
Likely? If memory serves he was outright adamant about his hate towards TikTok. I think he called it Chinese spyware a lot.

His beliefs are as limp and weak as his stroked-out arm.
He never actually hated tiktok but he pretended to. During the period where he was hating on tiktok all of his recipes were being stolen from there.
 
man Iv'e been following jack since we all voted for him on /ck/ for the food network star bs, and I don't think I can even watch since the last stroke. Its legit just so depressing and he can only ever get worst from here and honestly jack was always at his best when he was so cocky and gay and full of himself. It really feels like he is not long for this world
 
Well he sure showed us didn't he. Guess we need to pack it on up because Fatty has owned us for the rest of time.

Or that's what I would say if what he did made any difference.

Praying is for people to think they're doing something by doing the bare minimum. If someone is in distress you can help them with whatever they need help with or be lazy and just say "I'll pray for you". Of course fatty chose the latter
And that's why fat fucks like Fatty here say it so often. It makes it look like they're doing something when in reality they're just eating Doritos and watching TV.

Reminder that Jack likely supported a Tiktok ban when his side was doing it

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No they want to ban it because of how dangerous some of the TikTok challenges are.

That and the fact it's a Chinese company who are, supposedly, stealing private information. I don't know for sure because I never use TikTok.

Likely? If memory serves he was outright adamant about his hate towards TikTok. I think he called it Chinese spyware a lot.

His beliefs are as limp and weak as his stroked-out arm.
Yeah but now there's a Democrat in the White House so the needs to be against what the government wants.

He never actually hated tiktok but he pretended to. During the period where he was hating on tiktok all of his recipes were being stolen from there.
Oh noes! Somebody stole the recipe for the Party Cheese Salad! Sure that's a crime against nature but he shouldn't blame TikTok for that.
 
he can only ever get worst from here and honestly jack was always at his best when he was so cocky and gay and full of himself. It really feels like he is not long for this world

You will find that Jack is as smug and cocky as ever despite all the neurological damage. In fact, he is probably more self-righteous and smug than ever before. His channel is practically dead now. He reviews garbage Chinese kitchen products like 70% of the time he uploads. Watching this retard on JOTG and posting schizoboomer nonsense is where most of the laughs are these days
 
since lazy deceitful jack scalfatty won't post his promised weekly numbers, i'll provide some fun numbers.

his latest video, posted 3 days ago (so now long gone from people's subscription feeds) has 3,000 views, which is less than 1% of his subscribers. his viewership is only .06 percent -- not 6 percent, but 6 tenths of a percent-- of his account's inflated subscriber count.

3000 views means that video has generated approximately one U.S. dollar in revenue. Now, let's look at why this video is dead as soon as it falls off the chronological subscription feed:

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that's 6.5 times as many dislikes as likes, for a ratio of 85 percent negative to 15 percent positive. it's staggering; i've never seen negative ratios that lopsided outside of viral meme videos like the super-hated youtube rewind a few years back (which, despite being the most disliked video in youtube history, still has only 6.4 times as many dislikes as likes).

in conclusion, jack is 1/2 or 2/3 dead biologically, but his channel is 99.94% dead.
 
This initial move popped off the screen immediately. Tossing the instruction pamphlet aside strait away like a hot potato because you KNOW Jagoff is the ultimate expert based on 15 yrs of filmed culinary experience ... this fat faggot knows better than you or I. Fuck this pathetic loser, what a fat creep.
PS nice new merch, I'm sure you'll make a fortune sometime before your next stroke.
You'd think Jagoff's countless fuck-ups over the years would have taught him some humility, but no, Jagoff now is the same fuming, vindictive shit he's always been.

And of course Jack's preferred version of Christianity is the violent, Old Testament type instead of the relatively hippie-liberal New Testament Jeebus version. Religion for people like Jack and Tammy is about the divine boot stamping on your face forever.
 
You will find that Jack is as smug and cocky as ever despite all the neurological damage. In fact, he is probably more self-righteous and smug than ever before. His channel is practically dead now. He reviews garbage Chinese kitchen products like 70% of the time he uploads. Watching this retard on JOTG and posting schizoboomer nonsense is where most of the laughs are these days
Mannn I remember he was always atr his most cunntiest on videos of JOTG. Glad to know hes still bad lol Tammy feels more like a handler than anything in those vidoes
 
And of course Jack's preferred version of Christianity is the violent, Old Testament type instead of the relatively hippie-liberal New Testament Jeebus version. Religion for people like Jack and Tammy is about the divine boot stamping on your face forever.
There is no difference between what we call the "Testaments", the difference is in the heart of a man who either understands "Love your neighbor" (Leviticus ch.19) or ignores it.
 
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