Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Flan Handler]

This man was my everything, and now I don't know what to do.

I’m sorry you have to get a job, ma’am. See if you can therapy to radically accept waking up to an alarm clock.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

straight up saying "she" and making r\pe jokes about pulling off my dick and shoving it inside my natal genitals.*

These were all guys who had supported me throughout my transition. They thought the idea of brutalizing my dysphoric trans body was humorous.

"How can these guys think it's okay to make jokes about raping me? Don't they understand I'm not a woman?!"

 

[Positron]

This..This is trauma.

I didn't want to contact the police because I am a stealth...

Pooner thought about calling the cops because... because her boyfriend saved pictures from Reddit?

I'm looking into getting a restraining order.

If her boyfriend is indeed waiting for her to break up with him, he won.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Joe sent me a bunch of random gifs of fish for some reason and I suspect this is some kind of weird transphobic dogwhistle or something.

I'm now convinced that the boyfriend is trolling his ex as revenge for pooning out and I am totally here for it.

 

[batteredpancakes]

he agreed to let me nest in his safe haven

Something really bothers me when zoomers use the word 'nest' this way but I can't quite figure out why. I only ever hear it used as a verb from young leftist types.
Maybe because it's a pregnancy term and trannies love to appropriate women's jargon?

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

Something really bothers me when zoomers use the word 'nest' this way but I can't quite figure out why.

It just makes me think of Shelob from LotR. Or a From Software boss, which is more apropos, I suppose, given the body horror.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Something really bothers me when zoomers use the word 'nest' this way but I can't quite figure out why. I only ever hear it used as a verb from young leftist types.
Maybe because it's a pregnancy term and trannies love to appropriate women's jargon?

Nest means to make a home, the idea of permanent (or at least long term) settlement with the intent to raise a family or provide for one/your partner. It sounds more infantile in this context as it seems to imply she's running away to hide in the comfort of momma bird's wing.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Aunt Bee is a character from The Andy Griffith Show.

Attempted skinwalking of a character from a show he grew up watching reruns of? You be the judge.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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Spoiler: “NSFL”

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He looks extremely dyel so this fail male is not only lying about being a woman, but about loving to lift, too. He is clearly there to get off on seeing women in the changing room. I hope he gets kicked out of the gym asap (if this ever even happened).

I'm now convinced that the boyfriend is trolling his ex as revenge for pooning out and I am totally here for it.

Not to sound like a broken record, but the update made me think this is just some tranny fanfiction. The boyfriend is acting like some sort of deranged villan girls write about on AO3.

 

[Pig Cups]

batteredpancakes said:
This..This is trauma.

I disagree, Li’l Pooner.

This..This is hilarious.

 

[pufin]

Something really bothers me when zoomers use the word 'nest' this way but I can't quite figure out why. I only ever hear it used as a verb from young leftist types.
Maybe because it's a pregnancy term and trannies love to appropriate women's jargon?

I think the wider context of troons n poons adopting vocabulary you'd usually use to describe animals definitely plays into it.
Catboys, doggirls, 'pups', pawjobs, I see this kind of terminology (and much more which doesn't immediately come to mind) being used by non-furries. There's also of course the adoption of petplay behaviour, collars, animal noises, that kind of thing. With the context of the adoption of a larger set of animalistic vocabulary and behaviour, "nest" suddenly feels more... Feral... But also childish. And it's just a reminder of what kind of person is talking.

 

[gohi_trout]

Joe was not only posted the "comparison pics" (my dick actually looks way nicer than his),

Ok, lil pooner I believe you dood.

 

[Geraldine]

(my dick actually looks way nicer than his),

Eye of the beholder and all that, and I don't doubt it's bigger than my dick if it's anything like the phalloplasty pictures I have seen.

But it's not a dick. No it's not. Sorry sweetheart.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

Great things happening on Xitter

 

[AfghanBlue]

Come on, this is insane.
I reckon babybabybaby wanted to branch out from drawing pooners into creative writing.

 

[and I must scream]

Eye of the beholder and all that, and I don't doubt it's bigger than my dick if it's anything like the phalloplasty pictures I have seen.

But it's not a dick. No it's not. Sorry sweetheart.

I mean, in the previous post she said her "penis" doesn't look like cis penis very much and it took her long time and much effort to accept and love it. Now she says it looks better than her cis partner's penis. A massive cope if I ever saw one. Or just flat out lie.

I don't know why you all assume the whole story is fake, though. I mean, it could be, but I see no special reason to think this is the case here. Fucked up dickheads always existed, and frankly I doubt the mentality of
pretty much anyone who is in a romantic and sexual relationship with a pooner for so long and anyone who'd encourage their partner to go through SRS/GRS.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I don't know why you all assume the whole story is fake, though.

Just because the boyfriend seems cartoonishly evil. Shadowboxing the dick, trying to rip it off, taking photos of their dicks side by side, talking about it with his friends in a group chat and making fun of it? Saving OTHER rot sausages photos in his phone library? I mean, sure, it is possible that it is all true, or some of it is, but all in all this guy to me sounds like a charicature of an evil person from a pooner POV.

That said, I think the thread will be more fun if we suspend our disbelief and pretend like all of the Ls are true, so I will stop pointing out things that sound off to me.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I'm now convinced that the boyfriend is trolling his ex as revenge for pooning out and I am totally here for it.

There are few things more bitter in life than the utterly and mercilessly burnt. He's earned it.

I just hope that he gets it out of his system without doing something stupid and moves onto better things.

 

[Geraldine]

Just because the boyfriend seems cartoonishly evil. ...

I wouldn't take every detail at face value but I have an intuition there's a real story in there somewhere.

And it's no stretch to suppose that the boyfriend went off the deep end when his weird girl's pussy unexpectedly ceased to exist and she's self righteous about it. That goes way beyond any of the usual sexual disappointment scenarios.