"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Schmeated Ted]

https://x.com/cognition_labs/status/1767548763134964000?s=20

So, dedicated programming ai, maybe see about testing it out? If they’d be willing to send it to you at least lol. @Null

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Here is something for Josh to seethe at:

Audi's new 2025 A3 sedan will require subscriptions for extremely basic features like Apple Carplay integration, variable speed cruise control, and dual zone climate control. You know, features ALREADY BUILT INTO THE FUCKING CAR. This kind of bullshit isn't new, but this appears to be one of the most egregious examples of the practice to date.

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[Ralph Barnhardt]

Le reddit content, featuring British suffering:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1bcvj6f/someone_in_it_trolled_me_for_over_a_decade_have_i/

I saw that floating around twitter and I'd acquit her of shooting him dead in face.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Personally I think that instead of shitting up the mati thread about tomboys or whatever instead of having that debate anywhere the fuck else, you people should at least talk about something like how putting egg sauce on your pizza makes it not a pizza but a quiche.

When the forum starts cooking with tomboy philosophy

 

[SargonF00t]

Can't wait for tomboys to become the new cheese. Very cool, thread.

What kind of cheese do tomboys prefer?

 

[CrispyLegs]

What kind of cheese do tomboys prefer?

(wo)manchego

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

My ideal woman is basically the female version of me. I wish I could clone myself but swap the gender so I could have a friend that has all my hobbies but I could also fuck myself so hard. But, alas, none of these insipid foids like my hobbies as much as I do so I am destined to be alone forever.

If only there were some way for me to become the girlfriend.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Audi's new 2025 A3 sedan will require subscriptions for extremely basic features like Apple Carplay integration, variable speed cruise control, and dual zone climate control. You know, features ALREADY BUILT INTO THE FUCKING CAR. This kind of bullshit isn't new, but this appears to be one of the most egregious examples of the practice to date.
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Someone will post the crack, then automakers will shriek in pain as they charge you. BMW tried this shit with their heated seats and decided against it after the public caught wind. The fact that you spend $40k on a car and you still have to pay for features makes me seethe.
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[PonderosaPete]

My ideal woman is basically the female version of me. I wish I could clone myself but swap the gender so I could have a friend that has all my hobbies but I could also fuck myself so hard. But, alas, none of these insipid foids like my hobbies as much as I do so I am destined to be alone forever.

If only there were some way for me to become the girlfriend.

You need about six more points in sarcasm. You aren't wrong though.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Null has a bad habit of needing to justify whatever new retarded idea that popped into his head that he decided was a fact and will go to the designated threads, spaz out in them about how "No Kiwi-Child it is YOU who is wrong" despite being presented with evidence, get angry that nobody agrees with him and then demand nobody reply to him anymore because he should be immune from being told "LOL you are a retard" when he acts retarded so I mean I can see why it would get brought into this thread eventually.

I will, for my part, no longer feed into this "Null-Cycle" anymore and I suggest others refrain from doing it to so this thread doesn't get shitted up by becoming another cheese-war, this time over the definition of tomboy and how words and meanings change over time so something that meant one thing 50 years ago now also means something else slightly related to it.

He’s done it ever since he took over. I think he has seasonal affective or some shit. PVCC people and other Chris-Chan/ lolcow sites before noted that he’d sperg out in cycles, but he’ll either drop it or scream about how he’s not owned as he turns into a wheel of Cheddar.

This is just a topic overstaying its welcome and I'd spend more time elaborating but I don't give enough of a fuck and it's not going to change your mind anyways.

We’ve had the same discussion here before and it’s fruitless. You eventually get three camps: fuck off, femcels, and incels.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Here is something for Josh to seethe at:

Audi's new 2025 A3 sedan will require subscriptions for extremely basic features like Apple Carplay integration, variable speed cruise control, and dual zone climate control. You know, features ALREADY BUILT INTO THE FUCKING CAR. This kind of bullshit isn't new, but this appears to be one of the most egregious examples of the practice to date.

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Hot Take: Rich people deserve this kind of highway robbery and if you buy a brand new car of any make you are a moron.

Americans deserve to be shamed for their car buying habits. Audi will get away with it because their customers are idiots. Buy and maintain old vehicles, buy economy vehicles, and if you buy a car as a way to buy status you are making an awful investment and deserve to be bilked.

We chose this future. Audi can only be this evil because the American car buying public is stupid.

This is not like John Deere where they have a de facto monopoly on machines that are a significant investment. Just buy a different car and car makers will stop doing this.

 

[Null]

Audi's new 2025 A3 sedan will require subscriptions for extremely basic features like Apple Carplay integration, variable speed cruise control, and dual zone climate control. You know, features ALREADY BUILT INTO THE FUCKING CAR. This kind of bullshit isn't new, but this appears to be one of the most egregious examples of the practice to date.

If people buy this shit they deserve to be raped. I want them literally strapped down and a hostile wire inserted into their brain stem, taking over their ability to move and shit.

John Deere

That they aren't hanging already is insane. They basically control the agriculture of the US and you have to pay them to use shit you already bought.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Here is something for Josh to seethe at:

Audi's new 2025 A3 sedan will require subscriptions for extremely basic features like Apple Carplay integration, variable speed cruise control, and dual zone climate control. You know, features ALREADY BUILT INTO THE FUCKING CAR. This kind of bullshit isn't new, but this appears to be one of the most egregious examples of the practice to date.

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If you buy this car (Europoors, since this was only confirmed on the europoor editions for now) and pay monthly for the most basic features I expect to see on every fucking rental car I’ve driven over the last 3-4 years for free then you’re a fucking idiot and deserve whatever happens to you.

Best case scenario is that nobody buys it and whoever came up with this idea gets fired. Having said that, people have a tendency to act against their own best interests, because people are fucking retarded. I’m not holding my breath.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Just buy a different car and car makers will stop doing this.

I just need something that would get me from Point A to Point B. All this other stuff is a luxury.

This is where all your Nu-Cars will end up:

Mmm! Don't you just love the world you live in? Tons and tons of metal, plastic and silicon just sitting out in the desert somewhere doing nothing.
All that planning and manufacturing for products nobody wants or can afford. But at least they tried, right?

 

[Cureeeewa]

Am I the only one that thinks the lady getting trolled is a bit retarded? How do you let that happen for 10 years? After the first couple of times I'd start taking pictures of my documents/excel sheets with my phone before I left and do comparisons when they started happening again.


Maybe she deserved to get passed over on these promotions...

I just need something that would get me from Point A to Point B. All this other stuff is a luxury.

This is where all your Nu-Cars will end up:
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Mmm! Don't you just love the world you live in? Tons and tons of metal, plastic and silicon just sitting out in the desert somewhere doing nothing.
All that planning and manufacturing for products nobody wants or can afford. But at least they tried, right?

Have you seen the Toyota IMV? 10 grand, only sold on the Thailand market, no airbags, no ABS, the bed is modular/customizable. A beautiful truck I wish was legal.

 

[Oxyjen]

I just need something that would get me from Point A to Point B. All this other stuff is a luxury.

The Dacia Spring. €15k, brand new. It’s a car. It has electric windows and air conditioning and that’s about it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I was told to put this here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh...im_attracted_to_underage_girls_and_i_want_to/

(M23) I’m attracted to underage girls and I want to tell my family so they can help me. What should I do?​

So I have been struggling with thoughts about underage girls for years now. I haven’t done anything to any children but I’ve had thoughts in my head and I hate it. I’m about to start therapy and I plan on telling my therapist right away about this issue so we can get to work and not waste any time. I really want to tell my family because I want them to understand my struggle and hopefully help and encourage me, but I’m afraid if I tell them they’ll either hate me or distance themselves from me. I want to believe that they would still love me, but I’m not sure. I realize that what I’m struggling with is very serious. I could just not tell them anything and life could go on as normal, while I get help. If I say something it could unnecessarily ruin my relationship with them or at least cause them distress.
Tl;dr I want to tell my family about my attraction to underage girls because I need help

NoMAP is having trouble with his desire to molest.

Another gem:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1bczt6v/my_son_19m_is_having_sex_with_an_older_man_58m/

My son (19M) is having sex with an older man (58M) and I feel hopeless?​

I am using this account as a throwaway. This has been bugging me for a while now and I need to put it out somewhere. Since the start of February, I discovered my 19 year old son has been seeing a 58 year old man for sex. My son works at Burger King, and the man has been a frequent visitor ever since he saw my son apparently since December last year. After a while, they started getting along, and the man got my sons number and Facebook details. He invited him to his house and seduced him. I was shocked at first, because I didn't know my son is into men, but he told me he is experimenting? and why with someone so old? I told him hes using him and to wear condoms at least and that i am against it. My son doesn't like it. I am a single mom, and feel hopeless, like I can't do anything. I haven't told my friends or anyone because I am embarrassed. Its eating me up inside. Can you recommend me how to put an end to this if possible or should I just leave it be?
TD;LR: Son has been having a inappropriate relationship with a much older man and I feel hopeless. Looking for peoples's advice on if i should stop it.

Single mom is upset her son is experimenting with an old homo.

 

[Estate]

The Dacia Spring. €15k, brand new. It’s a car. It has electric windows and air conditioning and that’s about it.

Just make sure you're not some fat fuck or amerimutt, because the interior is rather modest. And if you're in a part of the world with snow, this car won't be able to climb anything during the winter season.

@Black Man Underwear archive the links also, as reddit is known to delete shit

 

[KateHikes14]

Am I the only one that thinks the lady getting trolled is a bit retarded? How do you let that happen for 10 years? After the first couple of times I'd start taking pictures of my documents/excel sheets with my phone before I left and do comparisons when they started happening again.


Maybe she deserved to get passed over on these promotions...


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Have you seen the Toyota IMV? 10 grand, only sold on the Thailand market, no airbags, no ABS, the bed is modular/customizable. A beautiful truck I wish was legal.

What almost always gets you on imports is emissions standards, it's why you can't get GTRs. Even if the car is modest on fuel usage it likely smogs relative to its size and no way it passes cafe either, but idk if cafe prevents imports.

 

[Blackstar]

>Open up MATI thread
>See tomboy sperging inside
>mfw