DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EbolaDan]

Better question: did anyone expect it to succeed?

DSP Re-ACK-s is already failing because he sucks at reacting to other people's content. Did Phil and his dentheads seriously think it would be different watching Phil react to his own shit? Throwback failed the minute the idea for it was conceived.

Don't forget that if you laugh at anything on throwback, he makes an effort to make sure you know it's for children and that it's for shock value.
Just the way he interacts with his own content is weird too, he can't do anything correct doooood!

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I suppose the better question would be;

What could possible happen to Phil that hasn't already happend to him (or them) and that hasn't made Khet divorce him?

Phil is a bankrupt,socially isolated conman and lolcow with a reputation thats sullied beyond repair and yet she chooses to stay with him despite being well aware of all of it.

Short of Begruptcy 2.0 and the loss of Fort Snort or Phil being outright violent/abusive towards her I don't see what could happen to them that hasn't already happend and that she has foudn tolerable.

The bankruptcy isn't an issue because Phil still has income/credit to abuse.

When Phil has to tighten his bootstraps, he isn't going to cut out his gacha spending, so Kat will need to get a real actual job to cover the bills. Being forced to work 40 hours a week of menial labor while Phil sits home continuing to bring in less money streaming is what I think will be the nail in the coffin.


Though that being said, they probably won't get divorced, they'll just continue to hate each other. Like I always say, it's similar to Jack Scalfani and Tammy, besides Tammy has a real job and Jack has procreate.

But if fat bitch A will stay married to her stroked out retarded husband despite him bringing nothing but misery, Fat Bitch B doing so isn't much of a stretch.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Tinfoil time. It's funny to imagine that his dst seething stems from him exploting date/time hacks on mobile games. No doubt he switched it to manual to skip waiting for rewards in mobile games in the past, all those sorts of games used to be exploited like that. Couple that with his old janky bordering on unsupported phone and there's a strong change he dosent have the option to auto update his time anymore. Obviously it's just a dent money thing but it is still funny to think he spends a few hours every dst fumbling thru phone menus trying to figure out how to change the time like the Tru boomer he is.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

DSPolitics soon I hope. Another chance for Dave to annoy every side with his shut-in social politics and theory.
You know Khet loves her right leaning hideaway ethics.

Let's be very real here. Boogie and his habitual fence sitting shit is definitely one of the reasons he fell off so hard, as people got tired of him both siding everything. DSPolitics will suffer the same only maybe worse as Phil drags points out whilst being obnoxious about it

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Wouldn't work, he can only berate people when hiding behind a block button.

No problem - he can stay locked inside his ahffice and spend the entire day writing a Master's thesis length email where he berates every single employee on their performance while going on unrelated tangents about the slop he ate or his helicopter company jahb.

 

[MadDisaster]

The bankruptcy isn't an issue because Phil still has income/credit to abuse.

When Phil has to tighten his bootstraps, he isn't going to cut out his gacha spending, so Kat will need to get a real actual job to cover the bills. Being forced to work 40 hours a week of menial labor while Phil sits home continuing to bring in less money streaming is what I think will be the nail in the coffin.


Though that being said, they probably won't get divorced, they'll just continue to hate each other. Like I always say, it's similar to Jack Scalfani and Tammy, besides Tammy has a real job and Jack has procreate.

But if fat bitch A will stay married to her stroked out retarded husband despite him bringing nothing but misery, Fat Bitch B doing so isn't much of a stretch.

I know we make fun of Kat for being lol fat, but if she wanted, she could lose weight, get a better job, make some sort of actual life for herself. I hope she will, because deep down I'm a softy and want people to do better for themselves. But until she has a real hallelujah moment that gets her motivated to improve her situation, she's not going anywhere.

Phil is hopeless. He is incapable of actual improvement of anything, because he will never find himself at fault for anything. Also, his head looks like The Great Mutato from that old X-Files episode (Post-Modern Prometheus). It's so misshapen, droopy, and badly proportioned that it gets weirder the more you look at it.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I know we make fun of Kat for being lol fat, but if she wanted, she could lose weight, get a better job, make some sort of actual life for herself. I hope she will, because deep down I'm a softy and want people to do better for themselves. But until she has a real hallelujah moment that gets her motivated to improve her situation, she's not going anywhere.

It's rough because I think one of the few things that might help Khet is having a friend to make her realize how sad/pathetic her life is. Obviously they'd be more gentle about it, but I think that's another reason why Leanna was eventually able to escape. She got a look at the normal world from her work friends and could compare how everyone else lived to how she and Phil were living. While it's not impossible for Khet, she's naturally so antisocial and less charismatic than Leanna, the odds are really against her.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I was thinking back on the Dondoko Island streams while reading the thread and realized Kat almost looked like she was having fun. Not DSP-style "$fun$", but like, streaming to a few close friends, fun. I think she would benefit from streaming a day or 2 a week without Dave fucking it up

 

[Comma]

Complaining about Like A Dragon: "I've never done 5 dollars on a whole stream."

The end of the February 24th late stream, just over 2 weeks ago:

 

[Fapcop]

Why would the 300lb cow leave her comfortable paddock where a flat headed polish farmer feeds her buttermilk all day, let's her sleep in the house listening to jazz, and only wants to pump away with little Phil for a minute under the covers evey once in a while?

Hello? Lobster!

Khat is fat. Khat is also white.

That’s more than enough to get a certain kind of urban gentleman go: “Mhm Mhhhmmm! Shiiiat, gunna nut all over dat sweet fat ass! Imma be like white on rice n shiat!”
What do these kinds of Tyrones think is fine dining? Red Lobster.

Now Khat may not be participating interested in sex, but I’ll guarantee she’ll be serving ass pie on the backseat of a Lincoln, if it means she’ll get to stuff her face at an all you can eat buffet.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Complaining about Like A Dragon: "I've never done 5 dollars on a whole stream."

What a Phasive agressive faggot. " This game is the worst support that I ever got on my history of streaming... so"

SO WHAT?

 

[Comma]

You know you're a hermit when you complain about the temperature being 85 to 90 degrees (29 to 32 degrees Celsius) inside due to the outside temperature being 70 degrees (21 degrees Celsius), which you call a "heatwave" without the slightest hint of irony.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

You know you're a hermit when you complain about the temperature being 85 to 90 degrees (29 to 32 degrees Celsius) inside due to the outside temperature being 70 degrees (21 degrees Celsius), which you call a "heatwave" without the slightest hint of irony.

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El Niño is the next biggest detractor.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

How can it get to 32 degrees communist inside, is he running a space heater or something?

 

[Malakim Phoros]

You know you're a hermit when you complain about the temperature being 85 to 90 degrees (29 to 32 degrees Celsius) inside due to the outside temperature being 70 degrees (21 degrees Celsius), which you call a "heatwave" without the slightest hint of irony.

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Is his house not have AC or something. could he not get blackout curtains to block the heat. How is he always too hot or too cold to do a job where you just sit there

 

[Corpun]

I'm still baffled by Phil's weird logic that companies are intentionally releasing their RPGs at the same time. He seems to think companies regularly communicate release dates and it's not that their bean counters figure out the ideal times to release a game and they all just happen to have RPGs ready to release. Shit he wouldn't even be playing BG3 currently if he had played it when it released instead of coping how it is PC shills overhyping the game and that it will never be popular once that space game comes out, and he hasn't even finished it at over 100 hours in.

I do not understand why Phil insist with playing Yakuza and getting no money from the dents. It's like he play just off spite people that recommend him to drop it.

Because this is his hobby but also his job and he is entitled to play what he wants and not be constrained by the viewer demands. But this is also his job and he needs tips to support his channel and business so you need to pay him. But he also doesn't play games for money, he doesn't worry about money, and isn't concerned about it. Other khantent creators ditch games when they don't make money, naht him dood!

Same guy who literally goes: "Now guys we have 30 minutes left on stream and only 28 dollars in tips. Please support if you can, I'd really like to hit at least one of my tip goals tonight. This has been one of the slowest streams in a while. Last tip was during the prestream!"

 

[hector85]

How can it get to 32 degrees communist inside, is he running a space heater or something?

the tv, desktop, laptop, 3 consoles in sleep mode, and his loins collectively output a massive amount of heat, thats why he always has to open the window and turn his fan on.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Though that being said, they probably won't get divorced, they'll just continue to hate each other.

We need to remember that Phil didn't marry his wife because he loves her. He married her because he needs a mommy-wife to feed him, take care of him, cook his meals, and agree with all this bullshit. Remember, one of the things he talked about when describing Khet is that she "loved cooking and doing chores." He won't leave what's essentially an indentured maid.

His ex, Leanna was given that little taste of freedom when she started hanging out with actual people. But Phil isn't doing that this time. This time, he's doing everything in his power to keep Khet nice and sheltered by feeding her and buying her games, thus making her fat enough that she isn't attractive enough to cheat while distracting her with enough "rewards" to keep her nice and complacent. There's no love in this relationship. The only thing Phil loves is money and WWE Champions.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just to clarify a few things about Piggy's den and the heat:
1. as someone already mentioned he has half a dozen electronic devices that give off heat or their power supplies do
2. no real circulation cause the doors closed, there's no central air but pretty sure there's heating cause it's the pacific northwest its usually temperate enough that a dedicated AC isn't needed.
3. he does have, if I recall, one of those portable AC's on wheels which for his situation isn't the best option because the exhaust tube those things come with give off a shitton of heat so unless that tubes being run into the hall it's defeating it's own purpose
4. blackout curtains? *bites nail* blackout curtains ok know why he can't get blackout curtains.....cause you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything.

 

[Soylent Dora]

That whole rant about kat co-op streams can be boiled down to two points:

1) You accept the slop I put out or you're stupid
2) Why does everyone want me to put in effort to my streams/stream ideas like everyone else

What a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit.