DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

Well considering the way they act around each other. The weird schedule changes. The decline of "gotta quit because my wife is home". And she already cucks him by making him watch other streamers.

So you know know, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, feathers like a duck. It's at least some kind of waterfowl

They both act like antisocial, asexual weirdos.

Tyrone memes might be funny, but its not reality.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Gotta quit because my wife is home FROM WORK. She doesn’t work. That’s why. Kat speculation is already retarded since the fat bitch is worthless. But thinking that even the most desperate of tyrones would hit that slack-jawed mammoth is even more retarded.

Now let’s get back on track: Phil’s a faggot. Especially with that Oscar rant

Some of us questioned if Kat ever worked. The bankruptcy papers proved her work income. Then there was the pic of her of what looked like she's working at some store.

Kat probably bounces from part-time jobs because she's a fat aspie retard, which Phil has unintentionally disclosed in bits n' pieces.

 

[RougeRed]

Some of us questioned if Kat ever worked. The bankruptcy papers proved her work income. Then there was the pic of her of what looked like she's working at some store.

Kat probably bounces from part-time jobs because she's a fat aspie retard, which Phil has unintentionally disclosed in bits n' pieces.

I can personally verify that she did work at Fred Meyers at one point.

 

[grump]

I really don't know what to say to those who believe Khet ever let alone the Khet of today is attractive enough and/or has the social skills or even the imagination to be jetting around Europe, snorting coke off the abs of male supermodels in Ibiza and living the Sex in the City life with hoards of rich handsome orbiters and simps like some discount Pokimane. She'd probably get lost on the way to the airport website.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Some of us questioned if Kat ever worked. The bankruptcy papers proved her work income. Then there was the pic of her of what looked like she's working at some store.

Kat probably bounces from part-time jobs because she's a fat aspie retard, which Phil has unintentionally disclosed in bits n' pieces.

We know she used to work part time and she's bounced around a lot, but whether she's still working is up in the air.

I'm 50/50 on her either working less or not at all.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Kat is a sexless little meatball being. I know it's all speculation but I can't for the life of me imagine her wanting sex. She's so fucking tistic and retarded. I'd love to find out she's been fucking behind Rees back but these dudes are not people.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

After some searching i can't find a single comment that fits Phils narrative, it is just hilarious how he lies to his audiance and they blindly accepts it, specially when it can easily be checked.

Not surprising, given his history of putting his words into people's mouths to make himself seem better than he is or, like here, to fit whatever narrative he's trying to spin(like what he did with Patrick Klepeck).

 

[marlintan]

Kat is a sexless little meatball being. I know it's all speculation but I can't for the life of me imagine her wanting sex. She's so fucking tistic and retarded. I'd love to find out she's been fucking behind Rees back but these dudes are not people.

I think that Catherine enjoyed doing hair tricks more than she is interested in sex... look at Leanna with her motorcycle riding ass, ladies are lazy and the vibration is a solid avenue of enjoyment for them?

 

[BlastMonk]

Kat is a sexless little meatball being. I know it's all speculation but I can't for the life of me imagine her wanting sex. She's so fucking tistic and retarded. I'd love to find out she's been fucking behind Rees back but these dudes are not people.

Did surbaru man ever mention if they had sex? I assume hes somewhat normal and that would have been a point of contenton if she hadn't. But you're right she seems like the type of retard that would be confused if a man wanted to have sex with her and have no idea what that means. Put your dick where? But I pee from there? kind of retarded

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

But thinking that even the most desperate of tyrones would hit that slack-jawed mammoth is even more retarded.

There are Tyrones that clap morbidly obese bitchs from my My 600-lb Life. Khet is a "swimsuit Model with a smokin body" compared with that.

I do not understand why Phil insist with playing Yakuza and getting no money from the dents. It's like he play just off spite people that recommend him to drop it.

 

[Balr0g]

There are Tyrones that clap morbidly obese bitchs from my My 600-lb Life. Khet is a "swimsuit Model with a smokin body" compared with that.

I do not understand why Phil insist with playing Yakuza and getting no money from the dents. It's like he play just off spite people that recommend him to drop it.

He said so himself "If you tell me to stop I am going to do it even more" Phil is retarded. then again he probably needs something to fall asleep as I doubt gin o'clock actually helps him sleep when he scrolls detractor Twitter again

 

[marlintan]

I do not understand why Phil insist with playing Yakuza and getting no money from the dents. It's like he play just off spite people that recommend him to drop it.

When he says he doesn't play video games, solely for money, this is a rare example of him being truthful, he loves being over leveled in a walking sim / button mashing game, and fuck you if you don't like it, don't come to the stream.

 

[Dragoonism]

Not surprising, given his history of putting his words into people's mouths to make himself seem better than he is or, like here, to fit whatever narrative he's trying to spin(like what he did with Patrick Klepeck).

In Klepecks case he tried to validate his own claims about detractors, while in this case he most likely completely misunderstood what Ludwig said, while feeling personally offended that his livelihood was "attacked", and i guess this is a part of the persona he have pretended to be as of late, the guy that stands up for the gamer.

 

[Fapcop]

I think I finally found a job that Phil would be decent at, after watching him crack the whip at the dents over a 5$ stream.

Assistant sales manager. Every day at 5, every one at the call center has to listen to ass. Man. Burnell chew them a new one because sales are too low, we’re about to go out of business and the leads are fine! Lowest sales numbers ever. What’s wrong with you guys?!

 

[Braowbun]

DSPolitics soon I hope. Another chance for Dave to annoy every side with his shut-in social politics and theory.
You know Khet loves her right leaning hideaway ethics.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I think I finally found a job that Phil would be decent at, after watching him crack the whip at the dents over a 5$ stream.

Assistant sales manager. Every day at 5, every one at the call center has to listen to ass. Man. Burnell chew them a new one because sales are too low, we’re about to go out of business and the leads are fine! Lowest sales numbers ever. What’s wrong with you guys?!

Wouldn't work, he can only berate people when hiding behind a block button.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

i guess this is a part of the persona he have pretended to be as of late, the guy that stands up for the gamer

Funny enough, he's done that sort of thing back when he wasn't boring. He used to go on rants about "the common gamer this", "the common gamer that" and generally act like he was advocating for what's best for gamers, especially if it involved Nintendo(like the weird hate boner he used to have towards amiibos, for example). The Guy absolutely hated Nintendo while still proclaiming how much of fan of Nintendo he was.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Okay retard. Like do you really think Kat is just Phil? Do you believe everything he says about her? Because that doesn't even add up with what we know about her prior to them meeting. It doesn't add up with how she acted when he touched her. It doesn't add up with her going out to a halloween party with friends. I'm starting to think you're all fucking Phil-level shut ins too. My fucking god. Make this picture you guys have of Kat make fucking sense.

Why would the 300lb cow leave her comfortable paddock where a flat headed polish farmer feeds her buttermilk all day, let's her sleep in the house listening to jazz, and only wants to pump away with little Phil for a minute under the covers evey once in a while?

 

[¨¨¨]

So what are the odds of a divorce ever happening?

I suppose the better question would be;

What could possible happen to Phil that hasn't already happend to him (or them) and that hasn't made Khet divorce him?

Phil is a bankrupt,socially isolated conman and lolcow with a reputation thats sullied beyond repair and yet she chooses to stay with him despite being well aware of all of it.

Short of Begruptcy 2.0 and the loss of Fort Snort or Phil being outright violent/abusive towards her I don't see what could happen to them that hasn't already happend and that she has foudn tolerable.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Is ThrownBack already on thin ice?

Better question: did anyone expect it to succeed?

DSP Re-ACK-s is already failing because he sucks at reacting to other people's content. Did Phil and his dentheads seriously think it would be different watching Phil react to his own shit? Throwback failed the minute the idea for it was conceived.