Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's working model for morality... doesn't work. Morality as strictly defined as relative to different geography and culture is one of the reasons why incompatible values breed conflict between people on a global scale. It is a problem in itself, and not a working model for anything other than submission to a local governing authority and guaranteed conflict with those outside who are morally wrong (and can therefore be righteously persecuted in defense of the moral good). It also complicates how one would define an unjust law or recognize a corrupt system. It would be society wherein the strongest human in the vicinity embodies the highest good and therefore cannot be held accountable since they define what is right/wrong in any given circumstance. If Nick thinks that the general populace being in power would circumvent this, then he would have to abandon the idea that no one can agree on what is(n't) moral to begin with. God's only functional role in Nick's framework is to forgive people who otherwise ignore His law. Nick's whole outlook is a mess.

This does complement Nick's way of rationalizing his hypocrisy. Nick can be whoever he wants to be as long as he is in the correct geographical location and/or culture for a given activity (swinging for example). With no moral permanence associated with his activities, local or abroad, Nick can comfortably and "honestly" say that he is monogamous and Christian as often as he claims to be a heretical hedonistic degenerate who makes out with other women at swinger locales and still claim that everything is fine even as he hides his (and Kayla's) shame. God seems to only be around to forgive him and other degenerates for breaking rules that don't matter (but not the irredeemable "prudes"). Again, Nick's whole outlook is a mess.

In so many ways, Nick seems like someone who wasn't beat down/challenged enough by his peers as a kid. Of course, challenges to one's actions and ideals are only worthwhile if one can actually learn from them. Nick has thoroughly demonstrated a defect in his core character that precludes this as a likely outcome.

In terms of character, it was mostly stubbornness has carried Nick this far, and it will carry him the rest of the way down.

 

[arc minsk]

nick is basically completely out of my algorithm, naturally. i imagine it's the same for a lot of people. don't get shown his tweets in "for you", his livestream notifications, never on the first page of my youtube for you, not on rumble. nothing. after interacting a lot with his shit over the years his videos, a bunch of billion dollar algos think i'm not really interested in him anymore.

 

[TexOffender]

Interesting video hit my feed.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Interesting video hit my feed.

NECKTACULAR

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Alas, poor Snappy! I seasoned him well, my nigger.

Spoiler

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Everything is doing great in the rekieta universe I guess, nick doesn't look like shit and he isn't a piece of shit!
I hope he makes a million whiskey bottles.

 

[HostilePustule]

Interesting video hit my feed.

I skipped the entire MANdy arc but if I had gotten catfished as hard as Nick did I would want to drink myself to death too. Had to stop the video where he's gushing about her before I died of secondhand embarrassment.

 

[Space Pope]

Interesting video hit my feed.

This makes me want to see Tevin start alogging Nicki. ACK ACK ACK

 

[Iron Hamster]

Interesting video hit my feed.

How funny would it be if this dumbass got rackets to reevaluate his life.

 

[Captain Manning]

Random hat salesman congratulates Eric July on his success:

 

[Swole McPole]

How the fuck does this grown man like T-swizzle? It's the most bland milk toast, royalty-free sounding music out there aimed at people who only listen to music that is in the charts at the moment. I am not trying to be a music snob and you can't choose to like what you like but to say you love it and expound upon her lyrics is just fucking bizarre. for example, It's fine to say that you like Marvel movies but to then go on about how the writing is amazing and you love it is why Marvel fanboys are routinely made fun of.

But I was listening to Tay-Tay long before it was cool to like her. I even got the underground shit that she did with Skam.

 

[AnOminous]

how difficult is it to kill turtles anyway, and how does one do it properly (quick and painless)?
i imagine you have to somehow get them to extend their head out of the shell, and then chop it off with a cleaver?

Or a REALLY sharp knife. It's difficult enough I wouldn't try it without a lesson or two, but people who make snapper soup or butcher the meat can do it in a snap. It's also somewhat dangerous because those fuckers can take off a finger.

 

[Captain Manning]

How the fuck does this grown man like T-swizzle?

Perhaps he's really angry at Eric July for actually making a million dollars (multiple times), and then thought this video was real:

Eh?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Interesting video hit my feed.

don't do my boi DSP dirty like that. DSP is weird fucker and not a shining pillar for men to follow but I don't think anything DSP has done comes close to racket's drunken buffonery. I think DSP's internet career is also a lot more financially solvent than nicks lmfao

 

[Truly Rural]

Here you go

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THANK YOU! I misremembered it but it's still great!

 

[Pepper Jack]

Hide the pain Nicky.
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[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This faggot got in trouble for having a kill list in high school, I can't believe all the hand wringing about his various psychopathic anecdotes. I mean, it's be good to collate them in one spot but he told us this stuff in real time.

 

[Train Operator]

Nick, alcohol is taking over your life. Just because you have such a terrible failed goblin wife that she doesn't try and stop you, doesn't mean it's not a problem.

i always enjoy his cope about his alcoholism is that "I doesn't drink that much, it's only on stream, guys" when streaming is literally his job.

Like, nick, My guy, you've streamed almost 200 times in the past calendar year and had a death grip on a bottle in nearly all of them. even if you're as sober as a priest offline the amount of liquor we've seen you drink live on stream is enough to conclude you're an alcoholic.

 

[AltisticRight]

pparently there was also a turtle incident but I haven’t been able to find the stream yet

The turtle incident from my memory is him talking about he was making snapping turtle soup. He did not euthanize the turtle before he started the extraction from the shell. He seemed somewhat remorseful at the time iirc and it was during or just before the Vic days.

motherfucker, was there a chicken or beef shortage or sth? fucking degenerate dopaminated motherfuckers can't settle on eating normal meat, no, they have to be SPESHIAL AND EXOTIC, get them snappy turtle broteins because it's soooo important to be different and satiate curiosity, fuck that bitch, i hope a turtle snaps off his whisky dick and just eat him whole and spew him out, cause that's the only burial this fucker deserves at this stage

Is this guy some Chinamen from Guangdong? There's no normal meats, he must go out and eat weird stuff too? What a total freak.

 

[LemonParty]

I've been inspired by all the cool original songs and poems about Nick and would like to share a limerick. I have a love of music and poetry so please no bully.


Nick is an lieing narcisiatic alcoholic gay faggot that ruined his career, the health of his family, and their future with said egomaniacal drunken faggotry, beyond the point of repair.