Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Our Goblin

Can “we” get a divorce?

 

[Maude Snew]

At a distance, that ink looks like she was scalded in a deep fryer accident or something.

Like that time Mark Hamill appeared in the Star Wars Holiday Special a bit after being in a severe car accident where they had to reconstruct his entire face.

Somehow worse though. Did Nick crash his car into a pool of acid with her in it?

 

[AnOminous]

Hide the pain Nicky.

 

[Truly Rural]

while watching his old stream(s)

In case you run into a clip of him and Ty talking about Kiwi Farms where Nick says that KF is great and will always be great "long after we get reduced to lol cow status" please clip it. I have been looking for that clip for too long.

 

[elb]

Aware of the fact that he drowned an innocent skunk twice

Apparently there was also a turtle incident but I haven’t been able to find the stream yet

28:20 Nick on morality

 

[Peace Through Power]

In case you run into a clip of him and Ty talking about Kiwi Farms where Nick says that KF is great and will always be great "long after we get reduced to lol cow status" please clip it. I have been looking for that clip for too long.

Here you go

Spoiler

It's Wednesday, and Time for a Ronversation | Ronversations Episode 6 | Rekieta Law (5th. March 2020)

It's Wednesday, and Time for a Ronversation | Rekieta Law

Well, I think the title says it all. Grab some whiskey and join me. I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, "Latenight Internet Shockjock" as others have put it. I ...

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At 1:11:20

 

[Potatoherder]

Apparently there was also a turtle incident but I haven’t been able to find the stream yet

The turtle incident from my memory is him talking about he was making snapping turtle soup. He did not euthanize the turtle before he started the extraction from the shell. He seemed somewhat remorseful at the time iirc and it was during or just before the Vic days.

 

[polar bear]

Apparently there was also a turtle incident but I haven’t been able to find the stream yet

he's like one of them redditors explaining that akshually its called ephebophilia.

oh and if turtle thing is real then imma make comments that will get me loads of hats, fair warning. I don't even like turtles that much, but there is no fucking way you could ever justify purposefully hurting a turtle, that's ridiculous

The turtle incident from my memory is him talking about he was making snapping turtle soup. He did not euthanize the turtle before he started the extraction from the shell. He seemed somewhat remorseful at the time iirc and it was during or just before the Vic days.

motherfucker, was there a chicken or beef shortage or sth? fucking degenerate dopaminated motherfuckers can't settle on eating normal meat, no, they have to be SPESHIAL AND EXOTIC, get them snappy turtle broteins because it's soooo important to be different and satiate curiosity, fuck that bitch, i hope a turtle snaps off his whisky dick and just eat him whole and spew him out, cause that's the only burial this fucker deserves at this stage

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

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Nick, dude, why do you look old enough to be my dad? Stop drinking.

Pretty sure this is the face Nick makes when the bull is penetrating his lower intestine. Or has Balldo-induced testicular torsion for the umpteenth time.

 

[Strix454]

The problem with Nick describing himself as a "stockbroker" is that actual stockbrokers are licensed. To my knowledge, Rekieta has never claimed to have had a securities license. This was probably some sort of customer service role.

He didn't work at Thrivant long enough to IMO even get a securities license. What I would guess is that he was involved in customer service on the phone with retirement account holders perhaps at best taking down instructions as to actions they wanted taken on their account.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Apparently there was also a turtle incident but I haven’t been able to find the stream yet

The turtle incident from my memory is him talking about he was making snapping turtle soup. He did not euthanize the turtle before he started the extraction from the shell. He seemed somewhat remorseful at the time iirc and it was during or just before the Vic days.

I think he just wanted more meat from one turtle. He is kind of explicit about how he killed it though

Spoiler

It's a Legal Round Up - Twitter Sued by Nunes, CNN Sued by Sandman - With Special Guest! (19th. March 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTrkhR_2tp0

At 2:33:21

 

[Maude Snew]

I don't even like turtles that much, but there is no fucking way you could ever justify purposefully hurting a turtle, that's ridiculous

You don't understand, he hates those turtles for foiling his evil coom show schedule plans. Pictured here Nick Shredkieta plotting his revenge with his foot clan.

He wishes them a million turtle dollars though.

 

[polar bear]

You don't understand, he hates those turtles for foiling his evil coom show schedule plans. Pictured here Nick Shredkieta plotting his revenge with his foot clan.
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He wishes them a million turtle dollars though.

"Gentlemen, there will be war"

 

[Anticipointment]

I think he just wanted more meat from one turtle. He is kind of explicit about how he killed it though

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Spoiler

It's a Legal Round Up - Twitter Sued by Nunes, CNN Sued by Sandman - With Special Guest! (19th. March 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTrkhR_2tp0

At 2:33:21

1:03 “It was very brutal, very grisly. I feel like I could kill anything now.”

 

[Peace Through Power]

1:03 “It was very brutal, very grisly. I feel like I could kill anything now.”

t. the Werewolf of Willmar

 

[AnOminous]

oh and if turtle thing is real then imma make comments that will get me loads of hats, fair warning. I don't even like turtles that much, but there is no fucking way you could ever justify purposefully hurting a turtle, that's ridiculous

You're supposed to tap the shell to get it to bring out its head and rapidly decapitate it.

1:03 “It was very brutal, very grisly. I feel like I could kill anything now.”

He really is a fucking idiot isn't he? It should not be brutal or grisly, it should be a few seconds thing. City boy.

 

[not william stenchever]

oh and if turtle thing is real then imma make comments that will get me loads of hats, fair warning. I don't even like turtles that much, but there is no fucking way you could ever justify purposefully hurting a turtle, that's ridiculous

My brother and his friend with an excavator were working on a berm that goes around the side of a pond recently and accidentally picked up and severely injured a snapping turtle with the bucket and they put it out of it's misery because it wasn't going to make it. They don't really like snapping turtles but they didn't want it to suffer needlessly. Fortunately the box turtle and the fish that came up with the bucket later were uninjured and returned to safety.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The problem with Nick describing himself as a "stockbroker" is that actual stockbrokers are licensed. To my knowledge, Rekieta has never claimed to have had a securities license. This was probably some sort of customer service role.

FUCK YOU FINRA..........IT'S THE CUSTOMER'S FAULT FOR NOT PICKING UP ON THE MARKET CUES

 

[polar bear]

Accidents happen, and eating turtles happens, but this motherfucker has enough money to eat organic chickens and cows that spent their lives on a luxurious farm, and that have been put to gentle death by boredom, through someone reading Kant to them over and over again. There is no reason for him to go and torture and unskillfully murder animals just because they can't defend themselves. Where are his stories about wrestling bears his size? Bears are a threat, why wouldn't he protect his family by trying to drown a bear? But he can't, cause he's a weak bitch, so he will take it out on skunks instead.
And most of all, there is no reason for him to talk about it all in public with such glee, like he's some special man with special skills and special excuses to kill, this pisses me off the most. He made money by talking about how he caused undue harm to animals, what a bitch.
I'll shut up about it and go for a break cause the angyness got to me a bit, but Nick is a fucking cunt and he always will be.

 

[DumbDude43]

Accidents happen, and eating turtles happens, but this motherfucker has enough money to eat organic chickens and cows that spent their lives on a luxurious farm, and that have been put to gentle death by boredom, through someone reading Kant to them over and over again. There is no reason for him to go and torture and unskillfully murder animals just because they can't defend themselves. Where are his stories about wrestling bears his size? Bears are a threat, why wouldn't he protect his family by trying to drown a bear? But he can't, cause he's a weak bitch, so he will take it out on skunks instead.
And most of all, there is no reason for him to talk about it all in public with such glee, like he's some special man with special skills and special excuses to kill, this pisses me off the most. He made money by talking about how he caused undue harm to animals, what a bitch.
I'll shut up about it and go for a break cause the angyness got to me a bit, but Nick is a fucking cunt and he always will be.

how difficult is it to kill turtles anyway, and how does one do it properly (quick and painless)?
i imagine you have to somehow get them to extend their head out of the shell, and then chop it off with a cleaver?