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Useful_Mistake said:
In the case of perhaps the speediest journalism to over exist, AOL discovered that Kiwi Farms was blocked by Cloudflare
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You might be asking; Useful, how did they uncover this story? They read a 2 year old CBS article.
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I have a theory

Remember your first email account? That one with 1,000 pages of unread mails that you never bothered to delete? From back when the choice was Netscape or AOL?

Well, our old email accounts are slowing down aol’s news flipping bot
 
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Markass the Worst said:
From Internet Anarchist's latest video on Corpse_Husband:
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I was being a bit hyperbolic with my post, but as someone who didn't follow Corpse Husband at all the first few posts in the thread were in tune with the video and I recognized the blurred images from the site which made me check the thread. He didn't comment on KF specifically, but how much it borrowed from the thread at first glance and how the name wasn't mentioned when the blurred OP was shown and it was called a "certain forum site" is shitty. At least Pigeon Pete has the balls to say the name of the site.
 
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Hey @Null, someone I think legitimately put you in a video game. A Flavor Text event in "Warhammer 40k, Rogue Trader", has the Rogue Trader come across a secret "Data Loom" (Hard Drive) hidden on one of their worlds. Apparently this Hard Drive contains a powerful machine spirit (AI) that Predates the Imperium. Called Null Caliph.
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The Null Caliph apparently just wants to be left the fuck alone, so it can do whatever calculations it wants without interruption. Calculations that aren't really hurting anything on the planetary scale. But when bothered, it immediately zaps the transgressors.
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Apparently Null Caliph was a very naughty boy and the grand council of tech nerds banned him.
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Apparently it can see into the warp and know where the demons are.
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Incel. But benign.
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But willing to work if the approached correctly.
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My Tech Priest says you are a blessing of the Omnissiah
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The Living Embodiment of Space Google Monopoly says I need to destroy you. She is kindly offering me to bring in her Google friends to insure your dismantlement.
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Of course I went with negotiation, and now my ships can see where Demons are in the warp better. With the unblinking eye of Sauron.
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The end.
 
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Very popular streamer and commentator Asmongold gives Kiwi Farms one of the most charitable and neutral descriptions I've seen from a major figure:

Kiwi Farms is, like, just basically a, uhh, you know, like it's a lolcow website where they just like have different threads about different content creators et cetera, and they don't like different people.
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