Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Instead of becoming the GF, Dylan is doing become the faghag.

 

[Manu7]

As someone who's mildly autistic about music, this song is an insult to art itself.

this song represents everything that's wrong about modern mainstream pop music.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

Whenever I see that Haus label on anything it reminds me of Desmond is Amazing's "Haus of Amazing" and other queer shit. Tried to search up some fag artist to make another example and the search results are... something.

It's a drag queen thing from the 70s, it's what they call their collectives.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Whenever I see that Haus label on anything it reminds me of Desmond is Amazing's "Haus of Amazing" and other queer shit. Tried to search up some fag artist to make another example and the search results are... something.
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I suppose I am late to the party and that moniker was always gay-coded. The more you know!

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Instant Marge Simpson vibes

Marge wore it better.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Girls like me gotta learn the basics

From a man, apparently

Tuesday morning pick up meds

What?

Wenday [sic] retail therapy, cash or credit? I say yes.

Omg women consoom, am I right?!

Thursday, had a walk of shame, didn't even know his name

Dylan is a kissless virgin, him singing this is funny. Also it’s definitely advantageous for women to fuck strange men!

Friday night I'll overspend

I SAID CONSOOM

Saturday we flirt for drinks, playing wingman to our twinks

MAKING DYLAN SING ABOUT TWINKS IS EVEN MORE FUNNY. I would think this writer is a troll if it weren’t for the rest of the lyrics.

This messaging paired with the HAES backup dancer, the absolute state of libfems right now

 

[LastStableVersion]

IT'S HERE.

Spoiler: direct upload

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Goddamn, it's surreal some gender-based homunculus gets venerated in American culture the way it has over the last few years.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

...........

I never, ever thought I could be re-peaked on how much I hate transwomen, but GODDAMN that is one of the most offensive things I've ever seen when it came to disrespecting women. Gott in himmel. Gott in himmel....

 

[Radiaux]

Within the first minute I already got a headache. This is not a good song. It is awful. Welcome to the new Friday.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Also a lot of the biological women in this video do that thing women do when they're pretending to be supportive and smiling. Where they smile so hard it becomes a grimace and their noses kinda flair up, almost like they're under duress and afraid of repercussion. The shot at 2:20 is really bad about that specific look. Could be wrong though.

Also at 0:52 look at how that woman flinches when he jumps on her.

Why are these women playing along with this?

the one in the blue eyeshadow is not a Cis woman

 

[umami's milk]

Yeah.. you guys are getting kinda bad at clocking trannies...

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

IT'S HERE.

Spoiler: direct upload

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Heads will ABSOLUTELY roll for this one. Maybe not in the immediate future, but SOMEONE'S head will roll

 

[Swole McPole]

I think it's nice that the team that brought us Rebecca Black's Friday is working with Dylan Mulvaney. Looks like they've brought the world another banger -- though this one isn't quite up to Rebecca Black's standards.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Friday was like 13 years ago give it a rest

 

[Nigor]

IT'S HERE.

Spoiler: direct upload

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I legitimately think this might qualify as outsider music and on that level I actually kinda like it. As I was writing this the weird sudden falsetto jump on the "everyday" line came on and I genuinely laughed out my god what was that

Who's worse Ben Shapiro's shitty rap or his shitty pop song?

Homie I'm epic

 

[blue gopher snakes]

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Yeah.. you guys are getting kinda bad at clocking trannies...

Look at the (lack of) waist. Women have a higher waistline that you would be able to see above the shorts. This man hiked his shorts up in an attempt to fake a waistline. Also, look at his feet, hands, browline, shoulders, etc. but really the fridge torso is the main giveaway.

Also the YouTube comments are BRUTAL. You know he’s probably weeping into a Xanax bottle based on the way the Insta comments were so swiftly limited. I love to see it.

 

[AssignedEva]

I reckon if you edited out the background dancers, this bit would look like a lost scene from IT, or maybe like David Lynch and John Waters got together to make something
The choice to clip his extensions into pigtails isn't helping with the uncanniness

 

[umami's milk]

The choice to clip his extensions into pigtails isn't helping with the uncanniness

It serves to make his head look bigger than it already is and the obviously fake hair balloons up to make his entire scalp look like one huge ill-fitting wig. An entire team of stylists and people who really should know better, yet things like this are still given the OK.

I also just want to say that for such a colorful set, the video itself is oddly desaturated. They couldn't go and brighten it up in post? Kinda fitting, still. I guess it's just another case of the mistakes holding more truth than everything that went right.



There's also this vignette going on that really sells the 'this is a horror movie' point. Looks like something out of AHS.

 

[Super Guido]

Thursday, had a walk of shame, didn't even know his name

Last time I checked, a walk of shame was when you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

ETA: Apparently it -is- about sex? Da fuk?

 

[umami's milk]

Walk of shame is when you have toilet paper stuck to your shoes, as far as I know. Has nothing to do with sex, so this makes no sense.

Nah, this line is used properly in this context.

There was a 2014 chickflick released, and a Meghan Trainor song about it.

It's technically not used properly because like stated before, Dylan is a kissless virgin (with rage).

 

[Super Guido]

Nah, this line is used properly in this context.
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There was a 2014 chickflick released, and a Meghan Trainor song about it.
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It's technically not used properly because like stated before, Dylan is a kissless virgin (with rage).

Now I wonder where the one I heard started.

ETA: I accidentally a word.