Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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Dylan Mulvaney - "Days of Girlhood" lyrics
[Demonic "Ahh" noises]

Ring the alarms immediately
We have a code pink emergency
Calling women of all ages
Girls like me gotta learn the basics
Last look, quick change, sip champagne
Playing catch-up 'cus we missed the pre-game
Pull up the group chat where you act, drop a pin (?)
We're going hot girl shit, get in

Monday, can't get out of bed
Tuesday morning pick up meds
Wenday [sic] retail therapy, cash or credit? I say yes.
Thursday, had a walk of shame, didn't even know his name
Weekends are for kissing friends
Friday night I'll overspend
Saturday we flirt for drinks, playing wingman to our twinks
Sunday the Twilight soundtrack cues my breakdown in the bath

These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood
These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood
Everyday, every night, rise and shine they're all mine
Thick or thin I'll be alright, got my dolls by my side

These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood

Hype girls to the front of the line
Link arms, no stress, 'cus we're dressed up to the nines
Miniskirt sits below my hips, dye my hair blonde, pillowtalk (?) on my lips
Boys on the dance floor it's time to clear
Patriarchy's over you can HOLD OUR BEER
Back at home we replay the breakup
Stay up all night, fall asleep in our makeup

Mom brought me into the world
Sister taught me how to girl
Best friend taught me how to text the boy that I'll be dating next
Girls who helped show me the way
They're why I'm an It Girl today

These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood
These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood
Everyday, every night, rise and shine they're all mine
Thick or thin I'll be alright, got my dolls by my side

These are the days
These are the days
These are the days of girlhood

[Sad piano interlude]

Love ya
 
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That thumbnail says it all. Dylan in the middle, surrounded by bio women. The product of narcissism and science without scruples. YWBAW.
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If you showed this to prisoners you would be sued for violating their Constitutional rights. This video makes my skin crawl. Every frame of it is a vile abomination. If you ever wanted proof the devil is real, this is it. There is not a human being on earth who could watch this and not feel visceral disgust, even if they have conditioned themselves through oversocialization to not show it outwardly. Everything, from the generic poppy beat, to the modulated vocals that try and make him sound like a woman, to his hideous, unflattering outfits that only further accentuate his obvious maleness, to the random fat black woman they shoved in for bonus DEI points, to the AGP-ass lyrics, is truly horrific. This is the worst music video I have ever seen, at least until Dylan makes another. Does the Geneva convention not prohibit things like this?!

This video is a milestone. It is a monumental feat of horribleness, an atrocity which will live on in infamy for decades to come.
 
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NoReturn said:
Monday, can't get out of bed
Tuesday morning pick up meds
Wenday [sic] retail therapy, cash or credit? I say yes.
Thursday, had a walk of shame, didn't even know his name
Weekends are for kissing friends
Friday night I'll overspend
Saturday we flirt for drinks, playing wingman to our twinks
Sunday the Twilight soundtrack cues my breakdown in the bath
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Those lyrics :story:
"I'm a such a mentally unstable little slut! Just like a real woman, tehehe"
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
He's not just an homosexual male, he's a fag.

Because you have eccentric rock stars like Bowie and Prince or masculine theatre men like Hugh Jackman and Neil Patrick Harris and Dylan ain't like any of them. He's just a talentless fag who decided that becoming a girl would compensate what the other men I mentioned have naturally, from looks and charisma to actual skills.
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His persona is basic and uninteresting. He’s every first year drama student, just out of the closet, convinced his derivative screaming camp is the most exciting and original thing ever.
 
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I'm still not convinced this isn't Christ Colfer singing. I can hear his voice there, as if both voices got mixed together (or maybe his got rearranged, I wouldnt' know). Look, I've watched Glee, I DL the songs, I have a couple of CDs, and I've heard Chris singing live in concerts and I recognise his very distinctive peculiar voice. I knew watching Glee one day would pay back, and it's for me to tell you he's not singing there.


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He really has a face for horror movies. That should be his TRUE AND HONEST calling
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He's the tranny version of Pearl.

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That is the most offensive, misogynistic bullshit I have seen today. What in the fuck. I just cannot fathom how an autotuned, skeletal twink in drag singing about the “Patriarchy” being over is anything but parody. I don’t know a single natal woman that behaves this way. This music video is going to be excellent peaking material, tbh.
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Is it, though? Every other insta or tiktok thot does exactly the same kind of act. This is the kind of women he's trying to copy.
 
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Lmao, it doesn't seem to be going over well even with youtube dislikes being hidden without a 3rd party extension. That's brutal.
Geoform 187 said:
The best result TIMs can hope to achieve with voice training is generally somewhere between "nails on a chalkboard" and "insufferably fruity gay man". Dylan was already the latter, so very little has changed. Perhaps he's been practicing the standard larynx/throat techniques, but those are difficult to keep up in any significant capacity while projecting your voice.
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Keffals got surgery for his voice (in South Korea or someplace) and all he manages to sound like is a 12-13 year old boy whose voice is midway cracking. In other words Dylan has no hope of having a woman's singing voice or even just normal voice.
 
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The Rats in the Walls said:
At this point the only explanation left is that Dyldo is meant to peak general population. It's just so bad.
Nigger, go buy some food please, you look worse than '91 Freddie Mercury...
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It's mind-boggling. It has to be some sort of long-running method-acting parody - it's so bizarre. Even for trans-supporters, this is surely a step too far, a concise visualisation of everything gross and affrontable about him. He isn't even well-like by the trans lobby. Who is his support base even?
 
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