Okay, I was thinking about "Mrs" Modest Muslima's obviously declining health, and what this means for her huzzband. (Fuckboi, gofer, gigolo, personal Door Dash driver, whatev. ).
However, as a Burgerlander, I am not all that familiar with Canuckistani traditions regarding widows/widowers. Specifically, is there a possibility that Prince Charmin could apply.....and receive.......ongoing benefits from whatever you Leafs call your retirement system? Or get other bennies because he is in mourning for his most beautiful Poo-tine Queen?
I know that if I go take a dirt nap here in Murica today, Mr Habibi could get a percentage of benefits that I would have received if I had reached my designated retirement age. And, vice versa - I'd get some benefits too if he dirt napped while he was young and studly, while I lived to violently misgender a bus full of troons.
Would Prince Charmin possibly get something similar, if he could "prove" he was somehow married (legit or "common law")? Could he use Miri-Ham's videos to prove that they were really truly in LUVVV and he needs his gibs now (for life, natch)? Would they maybe deduct her delinquent taxes from the amount, or would that be "forgiven" because Prince Charmin is an "innocent spouse"? How long you gotta work to rack up some of these benefits for your future bereaved spouse, anyway? Would Chantal's "work history", such as it is, be long enough to allow her to keep paying a MAN, even after her death?
I mean, hell, no wonder he kinda/sorta wants to make occasional appearances in her videos now. Gotta start establishing his very real and heartfelt attachment to his paypig, and what better way to document it than with lots of YT videos?? (On the off chance they actually look at their "marriage certificate", and want more proof they were a couple?)
Maybe one of those clinic doctors tipped him off that Chantal is not going to get better, in an effort to get Prince Charmin to encourage her to go home for medical care. He ain't all that bright, but he is a scammer. He might have figured, ok, if I can't get to Canada via this Yeti, maybe I can still get them to send me a cheque every month here in creamy, fresh Kuwait....