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Completely insane. 21C is fresh, some people even think it's cold.
He should come to where I live. During the peak of summer we get past 40 easily.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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He should come to where I live. During the peak of summer we get past 40 easily.
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Just uploading Phil's horse rant, sorry for cutting it into pieces, but for some reason i can't upload longer, 5+ min, clips or it takes multiple attempts to upload them if lucky.
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I'm sure Phil has cooked up a scheme where in the eventuality that Dave and Linda have to go into a home/kick the bucket, Phil will use their house as a way to get more money for his pulls. Or, would he dare pack up and move back into his parents' place with Kat?
Cyber Bowling
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I think people are making the same common mistake with Khet that they do with Phil. They're thinking with logic and reason. With Phil, I'm sure people 10 years ago were saying similar things like "he can't keep floating by on credit cards" "he's not always going to be making six figures" "he'll realize he needs friends" etc. I think there was even some speculation after the bankruptcy that it'd be a wake up call for Phil and he'd finally have to curb his spending. There's even some similar health speculation.
I think this happened in the earlier Khet days because people were getting bored with Phil and wanted some excitement in the gout fort. It feels like it's coming back because of the Khet streams. I think some people got their hopes up that it'd be a new source of drama on par with the Sidescroller interview.
And I get it, obviously some of the extreme Khet speculation is pretty interesting/funny and would spice up the gout manner. But I think the simple trust is, Khet is just really, really plain and boring. Not even in a particularly unique way. Her past is probably the most unique thing about her, but I feel like most people know, or are at least somewhat familiar with, people like Khet in their life. Maybe a sad aunt, a distant friend, an old work buddy, someone you went to college with etc.
Ignorance is bliss exists for people like Khet. I genuinely don't think she's unhappy because she lacks the self awareness and introspection to recognize how bleak her situation actually is. I wouldn't go so far as to say she's exceedingly happy. More like she's just content with mediocrity. She has a safe place to stay, food to eat, games to play and she isn't being pressured into doing anything she doesn't want to. She can feel like an adult, without having to actually do adult things.
It's the same as Phil. Phil has many traits that make him a cow, and while it's not necessarily his primary trait, a big one is his inability to self-reflect as well as a complete blindspot for anything more than a few days in the future. Neither of them is thinking about where they're going to be 5 years from now. Or one year. Hell, probably not even a month from now. They're so ingrained in their ways/so deep in denial, they're not going to suddenly snap out of it and question what they're doing with their life and try to make strides to fix or better themselves. They're going to get up and go through the same routine as they always do. Stumble out of bed, eat, play games, eat some more, do the most basic of chores once a week, then go back to eating and gaming. No elaborate cheating, no secret therapy sessions, no bitter fights about changing things around the house, no questioning or thinking about what they're doing with their life. Just more of the same.
Is it possible things will change? Sure, there's always a possibility, but it's something we'd see coming. Phil is awful about hiding things in his life. Any small deviation to the routine is a big deal that gets 30+ minutes of boring explanation. Even if he wasn't fully aware of what Khet was doing, he wouldn't be able to hide if she was out of the house. Hell, we even got little glimpses of Khet ambition awhile back as told through Phil when he was talking about her work complaints. And that was a moment where there was a chance for change, but it got crushed under the routine. It's why I feel like, unlike with Leanna, a moment of clarity is significantly less likely.
I think this happened in the earlier Khet days because people were getting bored with Phil and wanted some excitement in the gout fort. It feels like it's coming back because of the Khet streams. I think some people got their hopes up that it'd be a new source of drama on par with the Sidescroller interview.
And I get it, obviously some of the extreme Khet speculation is pretty interesting/funny and would spice up the gout manner. But I think the simple trust is, Khet is just really, really plain and boring. Not even in a particularly unique way. Her past is probably the most unique thing about her, but I feel like most people know, or are at least somewhat familiar with, people like Khet in their life. Maybe a sad aunt, a distant friend, an old work buddy, someone you went to college with etc.
Ignorance is bliss exists for people like Khet. I genuinely don't think she's unhappy because she lacks the self awareness and introspection to recognize how bleak her situation actually is. I wouldn't go so far as to say she's exceedingly happy. More like she's just content with mediocrity. She has a safe place to stay, food to eat, games to play and she isn't being pressured into doing anything she doesn't want to. She can feel like an adult, without having to actually do adult things.
It's the same as Phil. Phil has many traits that make him a cow, and while it's not necessarily his primary trait, a big one is his inability to self-reflect as well as a complete blindspot for anything more than a few days in the future. Neither of them is thinking about where they're going to be 5 years from now. Or one year. Hell, probably not even a month from now. They're so ingrained in their ways/so deep in denial, they're not going to suddenly snap out of it and question what they're doing with their life and try to make strides to fix or better themselves. They're going to get up and go through the same routine as they always do. Stumble out of bed, eat, play games, eat some more, do the most basic of chores once a week, then go back to eating and gaming. No elaborate cheating, no secret therapy sessions, no bitter fights about changing things around the house, no questioning or thinking about what they're doing with their life. Just more of the same.
Is it possible things will change? Sure, there's always a possibility, but it's something we'd see coming. Phil is awful about hiding things in his life. Any small deviation to the routine is a big deal that gets 30+ minutes of boring explanation. Even if he wasn't fully aware of what Khet was doing, he wouldn't be able to hide if she was out of the house. Hell, we even got little glimpses of Khet ambition awhile back as told through Phil when he was talking about her work complaints. And that was a moment where there was a chance for change, but it got crushed under the routine. It's why I feel like, unlike with Leanna, a moment of clarity is significantly less likely.
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I always thought it was just a bit to spread a dumb rumor about her. I never actually thought anyone believed it.
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Over the years I've noticed that memes can very easily turn into dentractor headcanon.
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Phil's autistic need to say "Washington, STATE" really annoys me. You've lived on the west coast for over a decade Phil no one thinks you're talking about Washington, DC. No one here says Washington state. We say Washington. Total transplant death.
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There are a couple people who post regularly in here that really, really want it to be true. It's weird. Same vibes as the people who post about how gay they think DSP is.
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Mutt's Law is prevalent even in the vortex. Pay it no heed. Khet probably shares similar nail-biting tendencies when it comes to melinated people, especially if she works at a walmart on the west coast.
If they go into a home, Phil won't have anything, and if he does, it won't be much. His parents will most likely have to liquidate assets to get into any home.
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I felt genuine pity hearing Phil say "couples who have fun playing games together is pure fantasy and not real life". I hope he's just trying to appeal to the incel/MAP dents who he knows have never and will never have a woman in their life. If he really does think that, then I don't know... that's just sad dood.
Skippy Shortbottom
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I mean man you got Slayer here slinging Singapore propaganda listening to K-Pop and a bunch of weirdos in their chat ERPing with eachother(serious or for fun I don't fuckin know) and the last thing you want to hear is this fuckin negative "realest" fat faggot telling them that it's all fantasy, and it's all fake, so he can feel better about his miserable life.
This is coming from the guy that tries to shill you the idea that you watch his stream to escape from reality unlike these others are just "snorting pixie sticks and percocets" and that they are faking it, that's NOT reality(you're supposed to be miserable like him and kat together), and trying to shill you junk.
THIS IS COMING from the guy trying to shill you Youtube Music/Premium just so he can get extra money while you can deal with blocking atrocious and obnoxious ad-useage and then telling you about all his fuckin' problems with how he's hurting behind the scenes because of these Argentinian memberships and blahblahblah.
Phil has been on one recently to me because I started paying very close attention to how much he's contradicting himself and being the most hypocritical, unlikeable nigger.
This rant is all because someone suggest they play an actual coop game instead of this Totodiledunkeroo Island spin-off minigame on a game he's already playing that isn't really coop.
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Comma
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Was watching a random review of the Star Wars Battlefront Collection (don't buy it on PC, it only has 3, yes 3, servers atm), and saw this in the comments:
I love these random references to DSP's online legacy of being a scrubby beggar.
This man is absolutely bat-shit mentally ill.
I love these random references to DSP's online legacy of being a scrubby beggar.
This man is absolutely bat-shit mentally ill.
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I have one of these, they're inefficient but they definitely get the job done well enough in a room and you can wrap the tube with insulation to mitigate some of that. They sell some that have two tubes that work much better though. Biggest problem with them is that they are loud as fuck. Since DSP only uses his window unit in the ahffice though, he should just stop being a lazy prick.
Skippy Shortbottom
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The lazy pajeet cash grab isn't doing so well on steam either.
Matches lasting only 3 minutes because they didn't fix the reinforcement limits past 100 to account for the 32v32 player numbers. Can possibly be fixed in the future or by servers but who knows.
Did he even play the originals ever? This comes off like another fake fan thing to me. I played 2 a shit ton in highschool but it was mostly heroes vs villains community servers.
This isn't going to save the stream.
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Guys is okay, Dragons Dogma 2 will definitely save the streams and the house this time. sounds good? Tip me.
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Plus you know he's going to whine about Disney claiming the music so he's not making any money....so guys if you like the stream blah blah
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Man it looks like this year's gaming season is killing his career faster then ever anticipated. FF 7 is not saving him, Yabeggar certainly isn't. Tekken 8 made him look like the scrub he is plus no money, Coop with Khet died quickly and I doubt he is gonna like Dragon's Dogma 2 very much. Only saving grace so far is BG3 a game he refused to play for months. And I bet he is gonna sneak a rerun of it into his "busy schedule" just to get his money fix should everything else fail. I am betting he is gonna call SF VI a bad game this year because "too many button mashers" or some other dumb take only DipShitPenis can come up with. Oh and don't forget: Argentina is dancing on his shallow grave as well
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"Somewhat awkward" is putting it mildly at this point. She's pretty clearly got some kind of mental health problems (depression, anxiety, etc) and lives with possibly the least supportive person in the world.
Even ignoring the hospital drama with Leanna, his recent spergout about Amazon not delivering his "medicine" was almost as bad. When Phil was pretending he was on deaths door, he never once mentioned that they were quarantining and it sounded like Kat was still going to work. But as soon as she is sick and you would expect him to help her, suddenly he can't leave the house and he just lives his life as normal. Then, to top it all off, he makes it about him (again) and how he feels awful because he can't help his sick wife.
Honestly, the more you see of Kat, the more I feel bad for her. Sure she gets to live in a house that is falling apart and eat meals that are either delivered or microwaved. But the mental toll of having to live with Phil is clearly having a negative impact on her.
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Because his mom combed his hair to hard, dood! Nothing he could do.
But seriously, his head always made me think that he is more Polak than anything else. That's like an Eastern European phenotype.