More post-jail sightings megathread

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Yes. Pepper spray is typically made from the oils of hot pepper seeds.

Mace isn't a spice, it's an actual artificial chemical weapon. It's typically the same stuff as tear gas. It's older and typically less effective than pepper spray, and being an artificial chemical it can cause serious negative reactions in certain people more often than pepper spray.

Isn’t it concentrated capsicum? The specific irritant that carries the “spiciness”?

It’s also colloquially known as “mace” as mace is another spice which is painful and can completely disarm and halt an attacker, while less likely to cause long term injuries.

I am sure people have been blinded as a result of being maced, pepper sprayed or other similar chemical based weapons.

Chemical mace was invented in 1965. At the time, it used phenacyl chloride (CN gas) which is a form of tear gas. Due to its toxicity, this was replaced with oleoresin capsaicin, the chemical found in hot peppers. The Mace brand derives this from naturally grown hot peppers.

The name Mace was chosen because it is meant to incapacitate an assailant as well as an old-fashioned mace, like the ones in the photo I've put here.

The spice mace is unrelated to all this. It is the seed covering of a nutmeg. The name mace, referring to the spice, comes from the French macis, and apparently entered the English language sometime in the 1300s.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chrisfoot spotted at a Sheetz in Lynchburg



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[FinnSven]

Chemical mace was invented in 1965. At the time, it used phenacyl chloride (CN gas) which is a form of tear gas. Due to its toxicity, this was replaced with oleoresin capsaicin, the chemical found in hot peppers. The Mace brand derives this from naturally grown hot peppers.

The name Mace was chosen because it is meant to incapacitate an assailant as well as an old-fashioned mace, like the ones in the photo I've put here.

The spice mace is unrelated to all this. It is the seed covering of a nutmeg. The name mace, referring to the spice, comes from the French macis, and apparently entered the English language sometime in the 1300s.

Ok fair enough, Mr Self defense spray expert!

One thing though, the medieval mace wasn’t so much for incapacitating. It was designed to counter armour.
Swords could be stopped by chainmail and the emerging plate armours, but the mace being more robust and heavy would transfer kinetic force through the armour.
Flanges and studs or spikes added later were for a piercing effect.

Perhaps, in a more hilarious world, an experiment could be conducted in which an armored fellow is guarding a display of blue armed sonic games, and Chris is given the option of Mace or a mace to defeat him and vandalize the display.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

so many flavours of autism on display

 

[Monolith]

Yes. Pepper spray is typically made from the oils of hot pepper seeds.

Mace isn't a spice, it's an actual artificial chemical weapon. It's typically the same stuff as tear gas. It's older and typically less effective than pepper spray, and being an artificial chemical it can cause serious negative reactions in certain people more often than pepper spray.

Then why does it taste so good when I mace my chili?

 

[King Kiwi]

Chrisfoot spotted at a Sheetz in Lynchburg
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What chu up to Chris?

Mr. Go to the Gas station for gas and snacks.

Yeah right. How dare you.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Our girl is getting quite fat again. Time for another jail saga?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The heat death of the universe will happen sooner than Chris genuinely realizing what a dumbass he is.

The supposed time of first "Boltzmann brain" could be sooner: ~ 10^10^50 (a 1 with 10^50 zeroes) years.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Lard ass was spotted on 3/18 at the River Ridge Mall (Lynchburg), getting interviewed while wearing a mask. Viewer stated:

Chris, who (at one point) raised a hand and started singing a high note, garnering looks from the people around the food court.

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[Ammyterasu]

Lard ass was spotted on 3/18 at the River Ridge Mall (Lynchburg), getting interviewed while wearing a mask. Viewer stated:


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Awful, more shitters taking a page from Keffals' book.

The interviewer guy looks like Caden but I assume he still can't leave his state. Also Praetor would have the money to book a conference room somewhere, if they really felt the need to do a interview in person for some reason.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lard ass was spotted on 3/18 at the River Ridge Mall (Lynchburg), getting interviewed while wearing a mask. Viewer stated:


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It still amuses me to no end how the current iteration of that stupid Sonichu medallion always flips to hide the face due to the stupid gem embedded in the back. It's like Sonichu himself is embarrassed to be seen publicly with his creator.

Awful, more shitters taking a page from Keffals' book.

The interviewer guy looks like Caden but I assume he still can't leave his state. Also Praetor would have the money to book a conference room somewhere, if they really felt the need to do a interview in person for some reason.

They wouldn't even need to book a room - like, Chris lives in a big-ass house in the middle of nowhere, even HE couldn't possibly have turned into as bad a hoarding situation as pre-fire 14BC was because he doesn't buy random bullshit furniture like his mom did.

I have to think this is probably some kind of college project that Praetor isn't involved with, which is why it's being done in public like this. Why the hell Chris is still wearing a mask is beyond me, since it's obviously not to hide his identity (the medallion is a giveaway, duh), mask mandates are no longer required, and even HE doesn't wear a mask out in public much anymore.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Lard ass was spotted on 3/18 at the River Ridge Mall (Lynchburg), getting interviewed while wearing a mask. Viewer stated:


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Gentlemen, I think this is it.
I think it's neccesary for me to provide context on this sighting in order to drive my point home.


First of all, this is from 2 days ago, March 18. Second, the two people were interviewing Chris. Apparently Chris started singing during this but that's a minor detail. Chris also tries to go "incognito".

Flutter wasn't seen with Chris for a bit now. This isn't out of the ordinary though, she was on a simillar break from early October to 20 December.

Linked here is the picture of Caden Michael Peck, the head of Praetor, who is on probation in Maryville, Missouri and not allowed to exit the state. Hmmm...

So, with that out of the way, I have several theories what we might be seeing here. One of them is an interview, the other one is Caden Fucking Peck returning to the scene once again to make a video with Chris. If the latter is the case, Caden has broken his probation and can be sentenced to jail for growing shrooms in his apartment.
The person I am interested in the most, however, is the other guy. He might be the second interviewer, sure, but I have another theory.
See, as we all know, Chris cannot live alone and needs constant maintenance. This is why Flutter was on the scene. She had another function though, which is the 99% confirmed Praetor connection, with her directly manipulating Chris into doing stuff for Praetor and keeping him in check.
But we had large amounts of time when Flutter wasn't present. We'd need another person for that, and it'd have to be a person willing to live with Chris. We know that's the case because some of the stuff from Praetor would require being there in person, like covering up his car on Google Maps or taping over his car licence.
This is why I theorised there might be the second handler who would also coerce him into making those Youtube videos. The only piece of evidence I had for that being the case though was one sighting from September 19, where the person claimed that Chris was with two other people.

So we either have two interviewers, one interviewer and the second handler, or the 21 felon breaking his probation and the second handler.
Edit: If it is Caden Peck, he also dropped out of the university.

https://www.nwmissouri.edu/academics/calendar.htm

The classes start the previous day.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I’m almost 100% sure that’s Art with GamerFromMars. I heard through the grape vine that he was going to Virginia for a documentary.

Comparison photos:

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[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I’m almost 100% sure that’s Art with GamerFromMars. I heard through the grape vine that he was going to Virginia for a documentary.

Comparison photos:

Airsoftfatty documentary:
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In that case, who is the person on the left?
I think it might be the second handler.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris needs to interview to be a dishwasher.

Some places don't require background checks and they never stop working. Scant breaks. Don't let him near any food. Let him work with some real redneck cooks. Damn.

He'd be crying like that fat bitch he is.

Ohhh, but which one? Damn. Which restaurant is busiest. Looks like they're at a restaurant too.

damn this system. Make Chris truly have to be accountable.

I'd like to see him clean a deep frier. Hah! Or even one of those egg containers. Watching him try to put it back together. Or better yet, watch him put them in the dish washer (don't do it).

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris needs to interview to be a dishwasher.

Some places don't require background checks and they never stop working. Scant breaks. Don't let him near any food. Let him work with some real redneck cooks. Damn.

He'd be crying like that fat bitch he is.

Ohhh, but which one? Damn. Which restaurant is busiest. Looks like they're at a restaurant too.

damn this system. Make Chris truly have to be accountable.

I'd like to see him clean a deep frier. Hah! Or even one of those egg containers. Watching him try to put it back together. Or better yet, watch him put them in the dish washer (don't do it).

Chris wouldn't be able to be convinced to even show up for the interview. He thinks he's Jesus Christ after all - people should be showering him in money and toys as tribute, he even said as much last Christmas season.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

See, as we all know, Chris cannot live alone and needs constant maintenance. This is why Flutter was on the scene. She had another function though, which is the 99% confirmed Praetor connection, with her directly manipulating Chris into doing stuff for Praetor and keeping him in check.

They wouldn't even need to book a room - like, Chris lives in a big-ass house in the middle of nowhere, even HE couldn't possibly have turned into as bad a hoarding situation as pre-fire 14BC was because he doesn't buy random bullshit furniture like his mom did.

I am beginning to think this isn't Caden interviewing Chris for the reason you laid out; they'd be doing it at the Big Island Tardarium instead, not at a public mall. Going to a mall like this probably is some "condition" for the interview where Chris is pretending people don't know where he already lives, and requests a public space. What is interesting, is the bandana. He has never worn something like that out in public, however the big Geno doc dropped, so Chris maybe realized it and thinks covering his jowls and chins will make people not recognize him.

I wonder if the interview was specifically done to get Chris's reaction to the Geno series after "that episode" came out.

I do think Flutter is not in the picture anymore, at least as much as she once was. The Big Island house is probably trashed, but since there's multiple units, (downstairs/connected/upstairs), Chris probably is forbidden to cram shit in those other apartments, but that doesn't mean he's not already hoarding up the second floor area where he lives.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris wouldn't be able to be convinced to even show up for the interview. He thinks he's Jesus Christ after all - people should be showering him in money and toys as tribute, he even said as much last Christmas season.

Well tell him that this is the Chick-fil-A Tara Strong wears a disguise to and it's his job to pick her out.

Then they convince him to sign some papers because it's really the hiring manager with a blonde wig on and they tell him it's a reality show and that he has to work this job for a day and he'll get to meet her at the end but it's really just paperwork donating his body to science.

I don't know, these last two updates ,(no offense news is still news and thank you for the update) aren't even remotely entertaining.

chris definitely has a handler of some kind for the big ticket antics. He can monkey around on Twitter as long as he keeps his nose clean.

And I thought the Twitter banning saga was boring.

Whatever interview he's setting up with the YouTuber I've heard of but know nothing about, it's sure to be boring as snot and twice as lucrative.

The only interview I ever thought was interesting was when some loser whose name is long forgotten got Chris cosplaying as sonichu and that poor musician guy and everyone rallied behind the musician guy and it was like the most random interview ever.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I love the idea that Chris wants to hide his identity so he covers his face but forgets the fucking Sonichu medallion that he's so well known for.

I don't think this is Caden, unless he really thinks it's worth his time to cross state lines and potentially get in some serious trouble just to interview Chris in a public space. And like others have said, if this was Praetor related they would have either hired somewhere to do this or just done it at the house. Meaning this might be some YouTube morons who have decided to interview him for whatever reason.

As a wild out there thought, this is an interview to find a Flutter replacement. Seeing how Chris would get along with them? Interviewie would only do it in public? Probably absolutely not that but interesting to think about. Probably is just some idiots interviewing him for God knows what reason.

Edit: personally the revelation of Ted Bundychu from Count Dankula's interview always gets me laughing, some interviews with Chris can be worth it.

Just not most of them.

 

[AnOminous]

If the latter is the case, Caden has broken his probation and can be sentenced to jail for growing shrooms in his apartment.

Have we seen the actual terms of probation? It ranges from so-called informal probation where you can travel freely to another state and don't even need to inform anyone, to the more normal restriction that you can only travel out of state with written permission from your p.o. to you can't leave the state for any reason at all (and even then there would probably be exceptions like receiving medical care).