Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mourning_Cloak said:
"Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" (pepperoni version)
"What Do You Do with a 1.2 GPA?"
"There Is Life Outside Your Half Hovel"

And I guess it could be called "Avenue O."
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The idea's certainly got hooves! It's just too bad you could never show it in a real theater, lest Pat hire somebody to call in bomb threats on it.
 
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Newsweek will never survive this blow.
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He personally letting Newsweek know that he blocked it reminded me of the time he sent Josiah the documents that proved he was being harassed... and among them was a screen print of his email where you could see he was threatening and fighting with actual fucking subscription mail spam:

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The first time I read this it took me about 3 seconds untill I could process what he was doing, and when it "clicked" for me, I choked on my food and almost died. True story.

I think this right here might be his most underated moment, one that truly shows he's full blown insane.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
He personally letting Newsweek know that he blocked it reminded me of the time he sent Josiah the documents that proved he was being harassed... and among them was a screen print of his email where you could see he was threatening and fighting with actual fucking subscription mail spam:

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no-reply
no-child
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AirdropShitposts said:
Also, my understanding is that U.S. tanks have almost always been weaker because the U.S. has never focused on tank combat and deliberately prefers to avoid tank-heavy combat situations. Even back to WWII the U.S. has preferred to move fast and with combined arms versus filling the horizon with tanks rolling forward.
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US military doctrine in the Cold War (and to an extent still the present day) focused on massive tank battles across the Fulda Gap against a more or less equivalent force. This was never actually tested as the United States has only seal clubbed lesser nations since WW2. Dick measuring individual pieces of military hardware is retarded though, Your tanks being 1.5% better than the enemy's isn't what wins wars, but I'll hold off from turning this into yet another WW2 mass debate. What's important is that Pat always focuses on the least important part of war and falls for wunderwaffe propaganda every time, while also giving hilariously bad armchair general advice.
 
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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
As per Patty Meatloaf on twitter we have a new fat record of 333 prisonings in a single day. Pat really raining down the artillery on the stalkerchildren.
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I almost asked why no one’s done a welfare check on this guy, but then I remembered that even though we all know his address, no one actually gives a fuck about him. Anyone genuinely concerned about his mental health would be well within their rights as a concerned civilian to call one in, but then this ragepig would oink on Xitter about being SWATTed for the 1938477473883rd time.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Are we sure Pat isn’t made up of several children in a meat suit? Because this is something a literal child would say, ffs. Can’t imagine living in such an insulated bubble like this.
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Well if you are what you eat then yes. They're also black. Sheeeeeeit.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Are we sure Pat isn’t made up of several children in a meat suit? Because this is something a literal child would say, ffs. Can’t imagine living in such an insulated bubble like this.
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Takes one to know one. The thing about Pat is that he justifies his Childish nature by transferal to everyone else. If everyone is a child,no one is.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Henry appreciation time!
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Just join already Henry (just kidding, I'm sure you're already one of us lol).
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Holy shit, I was not prepared for this. Thank you so much.
bile demon said:
The lawsuit must be going great.
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Against the Police? The lawsuit hasn't moved since February 28th, they haven't even served the cops yet with the summons, but he has until May 28th, to do so (or his case gets automatically dismissed, bar some good cause)
 
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