Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Faggitory said:
And also don't ally yourself with horsecock obsessed pedophile grifters with a strange and rabbid community. Seriously, Keffles, the moment you got pushback for simply critiquing a guy, you should have realized you backed the wrong horse fucker.
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we all know the dogskin wearing transformer doesn't learn
 

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Peristaltic Pump said:
holy shit, she saw my post
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Pretty obvious at this point Keffals probably has an account here. Aught to join the dark side, embrace the slop and post the dirt on all the other dropkiwifarms idiots. Get ahead of the Muta video, make a drama so big and dumb everyone has to cover that instead. We all know they used ya as a human shield. Come on, dooo it Keffals.
 
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Faggitory said:
And also don't ally yourself with horsecock obsessed pedophile grifters with a strange and rabbid community. Seriously, Keffles, the moment you got pushback for simply critiquing a guy, you should have realized you backed the wrong horse fucker.
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Keep in mind we're talking about someone who thought that being a fart porn star and cutting off their johnson were good ideas.

Rational thought eludes Lucas about as well as last place in a hunchback contest does for him.
 
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Something Awful said:
Lucas also left the Catboy Ranch (again), seemingly permanently as he also removed his admin roles. Nobody there knows what's going on. Apparently also left some group chats. In other words, just another day of being a giant toddler and throwing a fit, he'll be back tomorrow with some sob story about how you need to feel sorry for him.
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Do they still have reaction stickers, over on the ol’ catboy ranch?
 
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Faggitory said:
Seriously, Keffles, the moment you got pushback for simply critiquing a guy, you should have realized you backed the wrong horse fucker.
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how could lucas have known? that's the standard response they're trained to give whenever someone simply critiques a trans identified male. it probably impressed lucas, how well vaush could brainwash his audience without chopping off his own dick.
 
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gagabobo1997 said:
What are the odds he actually logs the fuck off and just stops posting? It'd be the best outcome for him in the long run.
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Lucas can't go offline since his income depends solely on all his patreons and donations. If he logs off forever he would have to move back to Canada and reapply for disability since he has no skills.

I don't even think he's legally allowed to work a real job in Ireland cause I doubt he got a work permit. I'm pretty sure he just went to Ireland on a whim and just kept his online income coming in the same as it was before. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have a temporary residence permit to be there but I could be wrong, if anyone has better details let me know.

Also good luck going back to Canada and getting back on disability again after he's proven the last few years he can make money on his own. It would require a bunch of doctor visits and forms and review processes also detailed audits of all his finances and bank statements for the last year to see how much he needs neetbux (where's the 100k Lucas? What were you doing in Ireland?) Also even of you got all your shit in order the review process in Ontario right now has at least a 6 month wait list so he'd have to scrape by somehow like in homeless shelters until they get to him. Even then ODSP doesn't even give you enough for a really shitty studio apartment. Have fun living with a dozen pajeets at best.

TL;DR Lucas has fucked himself into a corner where even his friends have turned on him so his only choices are to either suck it up and take the online abuse and continue being dragged online permanently in exchange for his simps and orbiters pitybux or go back to Canada to live in abject poverty as a nobody.

He'll be back in a week full of fight and amphetamines yelling "We won't let them win!" As he reseats himself on his fart throne of oppression.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
C bc he is not suicidal and he is to dumb for b
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When have skill issues stopped Lucas? He chopped his dick off to become a woman despite looking like a goblin, he dared the Farms to come for him despite having a graveyard of skeletons in his closet, he tried to become a breadtuber despite the fact he doesn't know shit about fuck.

There is not a single thing Keffals has turned his man-hand to that he hasn't completely fucked up; a botched fake suicide would be totally on-brand for him.
 
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Dizzydent said:
I don't even think he's legally allowed to work a real job in Ireland cause I doubt he got a work permit. I'm pretty sure he just went to Ireland on a whim and just kept his online income coming in the same as it was before. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have a temporary residence permit to be there but I could be wrong, if anyone has better details let me know.
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He has a 2-year residence permit. I don't know about a work permit. His "wife" EFNO is the more responsible of the two, so maybe he made Lucas get a work permit and helped with the process, but maybe not.

Lucas was lamenting that he can't get in legal trouble while on a visa when he wasn't able to immediately get his psych meds of choice and someone proposed finding them on the darkweb.

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("I know narcotics and hrt are obvs", lmao. Nice minor-friendly DIscord. BTW they were considering banning minors from the Catboy Ranch, but decided not to because that would mean the chuds win or something. I'm not kidding.)

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Do they still have reaction stickers, over on the ol’ catboy ranch?
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They do, why do you ask? Am I missing some joke?
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
This thread needs a filter that automatically changes she/her/hers to he/him/his. Can't really do that safely wth they/them/their because someone might be describing multiple lives that Lucas has ruined.
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What if we wanted to refer to someone other than Lucas who just happens to be a real woman?
 
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