Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Spunt]

Someone upthread said that Shane looked like him, so he had to go check him out. How can you spend 20 years on the internet and not know who MovieBob is?

Also, Hi Shane, you elephantine fucking pussy. Come here and debate us you snivelling coward.

 

[Tablet County]

I saw he's posting some bathroom selfies on Twitter like a fat thot

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Of all the things in my life I thought I'd never see, retarded Dominic Santiago's onlyfans was high on that list.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Though I could believe that he's an Apple double-agent being paid to make Microsoft look bad.

All that Apple car money has to go somewhere. What? You thought it all went to their AI funding? Come on now, Apple can't code.

I saw he's posting some bathroom selfies on Twitter like a fat thot

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[Maude Snew]

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Isn't this the cutest fatty sped you've ever seen. Look at those big floppy cheeks. Oh he's so chubby, who's a chubby widdle boy? Who's a fat embarrassment of a man? Yes he is, oh yes he is, he's a big fat roly poly pudding of lard and failure.

He looks like a million chromosomes.

 

[Not a bee]

Fun fact I learned from forensics: Your face is not perfectly symmetrical, and neither are parts of your body.

That is 100% altered.
Edit; Grammar issue

 

[Seafarer]

Except instead of an Army line cook claiming to have been in Seal Team 6 while wearing Air Force medals upside-down

Is this referring to a specific person or is it just ad-lib?

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

He would also have one of these, with his name on it:
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It would be irrefutable proof, so of course he doesn't have one. Instead, he has one of these:

Spoiler

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Developers also have badges on their Xbox profiles that show the products they worked on, for example: -



Here's the badges from Shane's profile, Mountain Dew: -



So he's had Xbox Live Gold/Game Pass Ultimate for a total of 17 years, and he's a level IV Xbox Ambassador, which anyone who is NOT an MS employee can be. The Gold badge on the right is one they added as a legacy badge when they got rid of Xbox Live Gold. All 3 of these badges are very common for regular gamers to have, yet he has none of the ones that only devs can get.

 

[HahaYes]

All 3 of these badges are very common for regular gamers to have, yet he has none of the ones that only devs can get.

Quick Shane, open a ticket with Microsoft and get them to fix it immediately, add all the badges for the most special ex call centre wagie! You can't be missing out on that many MS good boy points

 

[Spunt]

Is this referring to a specific person or is it just ad-lib?

More of a sort of gestalt of several stolen valour stories I've read. There's a Police chief in the UK who is currently in very hot water for wearing a campaign medal for a war that ended when he was 15.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Quick Shane, open a ticket with Microsoft and get them to fix it immediately, add all the badges for the most special ex call centre wagie! You can't be missing out on that many MS good boy points

He was a super secret member of an elite group of Microsoft hackers don't you know?

 

[HahaYes]

He was a super secret member of an elite group of Microsoft hackers don't you know?

Shame he can't hack his way into losing weight.
Come on Shane go hack those badges yourself mate, you've got the skillset!

 

[Albert_Ball 2.0]

I saw he's posting some bathroom selfies on Twitter like a fat thot

Guys....he wants to set the record straight. Kiwis literally live rent free in his head.




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[rusty shackleford 1]

Guys....he wants to set the record straight. Kiwis literally live rent free in his head.

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lol what? He didn’t even post the edited one what is he trying to say is made up?

 

[VisceraNexus]

lol what? He didn’t even post the edited one what is he trying to say is made up?

It's so funny he's too fucking embarrassed to post the actual edit. Imagine being embarrassed of someone else's ass because people are making fun of you with it.

 

[Albert_Ball 2.0]

RENT......FREE.....

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

RENT......FREE.....

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MAMA I MADE IT

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

boy, it's pretty scary when you realise that there are people out there who are even more delusionnal than fatrick. What kind of head trauma do you need to try and lord over others with your wagie credentials when your were a retarded phone monkey ? And for fucking xbox of all things !

 

[An automatic clown]

C'mon Shame just post here, we know you're already a member @KF Cruiser

 

[An automatic clown]

boy, it's pretty scary when you realise that there are people out there who are even more delusionnal than fatrick. What kind of head trauma do you need to try and lord over others with your wagie credentials when your were a retarded phone monkey ? And for fucking xbox of all things !

It's not head trauma, it's butterknife trauma.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Guys....he wants to set the record straight. Kiwis literally live rent free in his head.

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I am NOT a "thicc boi" with a "breedable booty". LOOK at this picture. THIS is my true and honest behind. Does it look "breedable" to you, kiwidorks?

What are you doing, Shane? You look insane tweeting to no one. Nobody is reading your tweets. You don't have cheerleaders laughing along with you. Just come talk to us here.