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[Geraldine]

Pooner finds out younger brother whacked his balls on a pole. Pooner is jealous.

The one thing about being a man that men don't like.
Sort of like the troon jive about periods.

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Suck the girldick rotdog, bigot

As I understand it, that would be a purely symbolic act of submission.
No erotic sensation in those things.

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But, but, but… see icky cis men don’t do masculinity right.

1) Being a man isn't about biology.
2) Being a man also isn't about behavior.

It seems being a man is about one thing only.
That is not being a woman (whatever that is).

Any analysis of pooner mentality must start with this.
They don't really want to be men, they want not to be women.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pregnancy vests and electric period cramp simulators exist, but I've never seen a testicular torsion simulator for women. But here we see demand exists. How should one tap into this market?

Initially I thought, smack them in the crotch as hard as you can with a scaffolding pole. But I don’t think that would capture the complexity of the pain of being hit in the balls. It’s not just pain, it’s several different kinds of pain, plus a little nausea. The closest unisex equivalent, I think, is intense toothache.

 

[Geraldine]

Fuck you dad with extra salt.
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Comment from someone who doesn't have that problem.

Way to rub it in, fella.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck you dad with extra salt.
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Comment from someone who doesn't have that problem.
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Way to rub it in, fella.

“I can’t believe my dad made me present masculine! Admittedly he has no way of knowing I have a problem with that, but still!”

 

[SnergenFlergen]

'Luckily I don't have a dad'

Yes how truly fortunate you are. Maybe if you did, you wouldn't be posting on r/MTF right now. Many such cases.

Troons and pooners are, if nothing else, a case study on the importance of having a good father figure during your formative years.

 

[and I must scream]

Is it just me or suddenly all the troons and pooners started to call themselves male and female based on their "gender identity" instead of their sex? I mean, the conflation between sex and gender had always been present, but at least from what I've seen they used to sexed themselves correctly (i.e. "I'm afab man"), now they are all transmen are males (i e. pooners saying "I (29M)") suddenly and transwomen are females? Lol.

(Edit - corrected some grammar mistakes mostly.)

 

[pink cigarettes]

Is it just me or suddenly all the troons and pooners started to call themselves male and female based on their "gender identity" instead of their sex? I mean, the conflation between sex and gender had always been present, but at least from what I've seen they used to sexed themselves correctly (i.e. "I'm afab man"), now they are all transmen are males (i e. pooners saying "I (29M)") suddenly and transwomen are females? Lol.

(Edit - corrected some grammar mistakes mostly.)

If by "suddenly" you mean "for well over a decade"

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Is it just me or suddenly all the troons and pooners started to call themselves male and female based on their "gender identity" instead of their sex? I mean, the conflation between sex and gender had always been present, but at least from what I've seen they used to sexed themselves correctly (i.e. "I'm afab man"), now they are all transmen are males (i e. pooners saying "I (29M)") suddenly and transwomen are females? Lol.

(Edit - corrected some grammar mistakes mostly.)

I don't think it is a recent thing, but I saw it happen too. It's a typical "give them a finger, and they will take your whole arm" kinda situation. At first they were fine with us calling them trans men and trans women. Then they wanted us to know that sex and gender is totally NOT the same thing! Now they want us to call them what they are not. They keep moving the goalpoast and asking for more and more insanity.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Pooner finds out younger brother whacked his balls on a pole. Pooner is jealous.
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Boyhood
My (cis) brother was telling me about how he and his friends were outside at lunch and his friend ran and slipped into a pole colliding his balls into it. And it makes me sad that i never got any of those experiences. Even though getting sacked probably hurts a lot its like a rite of passage for all young men.

I wish i got to have that cis boyhood that he gets to live through and i was robbed of it. Have any of you guys gone through something like this? And how did/do you heal your inner boy?

Posts talking about another family members genitals are so common in r/FTM. I wonder if there's an association with trans ideology and incest? Maybe the current social breakdown is causing a kind of 'Flowers in the Attic' effect on the youth.

No man has ever gotten hit in the balls and thought of it as a "Rite of Passage". They want to be us without even understanding us.

This is where their Bullshit argument of gender being solely a social construct (It's Not) falls apart. Because they don't understand the social side of being a man just like men can't understand the social trappings of being a woman.

Edit: Oh, the troon with no dad well dad definitely dodged a bullet there.

 

[Flexo]

No man has ever gotten hit in the balls and thought of it as a "Rite of Passage". They want to be us without even understanding us.

This is where their Bullshit argument of gender being solely a social construct (It's Not) falls apart. Because they don't understand the social side of being a man just like men can't understand the social trappings of being a woman.

Edit: Oh, the troon with no dad well dad definitely dodged a bullet there.

Hence why Norah Vincent's "self made man" is such a relevant book in this current era.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Just because the boyfriend seems cartoonishly evil.

He is either fictional or a psychopath, however the whole throaway account just screams "never happened".

 

[Gar For Archer]

The name drop of the pooner camp is what makes me lean towards fake, it just seems like the kind of detail a troll would research to lend more legitimacy to their story.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Fuck you dad with extra salt.
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Way to rub it in, fella.

The real dad thing to do in the before times would have been to let them take a graduation picture in their goth haircut and just keep it on your wall for 20 years and show everyone, even after the kid has grown out of it.

 

[melty]

Comment from someone who doesn't have that problem.
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Way to rub it in, fella.

Reminds me of this:

 

[S3y88]

This is the most annoying and disgusting tranny from Dead by Daylight, he harasses anyone that calls him a bad player even if you put up with his mental illness and call him a "women".
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It also seems like he has some sort of fetish with the character Jane Romero from the game because he uses it a vtuber to hide his ugly face behind.
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So this troon that i've already posted about is mad that the new Dbd killer (who is also voiced by some troon) received this skin:

True and honest representation for this type of "people"

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

>voices both the female and male of the killer
>specializes in this sort of vocal training

I wonder why

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fuck you dad with extra salt.
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Way to rub it in, fella.

“I’m being unauthentic to them” yes I’m sure your classmates are totally thinking about you on their big day. “I feel so cheated! Alice lied to us!” Pops did you a favor.

 

[S3y88]

So this troon that i've already posted about is mad that the new Dbd killer (who is also voiced by some troon) received this skin:
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True and honest representation for this type of "people"

The troon voice actor responded:

>Hire trans voice actor for the most disgusting character in the game and then sell a skin that puts him in women's clothes
What did the devs mean by this

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

The troon voice actor responded:
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>Hire trans voice actor for the most disgusting character in the game and then sell a skin that puts him in women's clothes
What did the devs mean by this

Ill fitting clothes, bad posture, lack of self awareness....yup that's a troon.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

The troon voice actor responded:
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>Hire trans voice actor for the most disgusting character in the game and then sell a skin that puts him in women's clothes
What did the devs mean by this

Never, ever work with trannies. This should be the first thing taught in Business 101. Don't hire them, don't consult with them, don't allow them to invest, don't sign contracts with them. Do not allow them within a hundred miles of your company. Trannies will kill any business venture, workplace environment, community, social group, hobby, friendship or family they become a part of just by their mere presence. They are poison personified.

With that being said this is 100% based if it was intentional on the part of the devs and if it wasn't, I can't wait for the boilerplate "we hear your concerns and promise to do better'" tweets from them. In either case some trannies got buttmad, so win-win.