DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm curious what his next cope would be if the dents don't magically cough up $100 because he's not playing an RPG.
Battlefront has never been a good game in any iteration, it was hyped because it came out right when Disney bought LucasFilms. DSP won't understand why he can't be Darth Vader, and that is all the salt we may get.
 
Oh i forgot the part of Phil learning how to use the pause button after 15 years of recording videos...

"On demand"


The stream!


15 years of recording and dont know what pause means and then be so full of yourself over a simple "joke"?


Phil is going to have a great friday!
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Oh i forgot the part of Phil learning how to use the pause button after 15 years of recording videos...

"On demand"
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The stream!
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15 years of recording and dont know what pause means and then be so full of yourself over a simple "joke"?
this one blows my mind. He's so scared and against new things that a feature like this can somehow go undiscovered for years. I know people meme about him being a cave-man but this is scarily similar to "just stay in the cave grug".
No effort to learn the tech his business depends on, he outright refuses to explore anything unless he's told there's something interesting or good that'll come out of it. I can't even imagine being like him, there's no curiosity, no want or need to learn, anything that requires even a tiny bit of effort will be comfortably explained away, not to sound like a total fag here but that's terrifying.
 
Wait he's skipping DD2? The sequel to one of the most beloved fantasy rpgs of all time? A game people have been wishing for and fantasizing over for years? What a retard. Is this going to be another BG3 situation where he finally caves to his audience after a few months and then wonders why the hype is gone?


He thinks Rise Of Ronin will do good. I hope he eats crow again on a sequel to a game that was released like 10+ years ago, like BG3. Which happens to be very similar in nature.

Plus DD2 is nothing like the other RPGs which is why people like it. This guy is an idiot thinking that everyone suffers from "RPG Fatigue". Not everyone blindly buys some random shit like him.

he did and metokur clowned him pretty hard. i think his battlefront 2 multiplayer was where we got the "leanna's sick so i gotta wake her up to cook" bit.
You're thinking of the EA remakes.
 
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He thinks Rise Of Ronin will do good. I hope he eats crow again on a sequel to a game that was released like 10+ years ago, like BG3. Which happens to be very similar in nature.

Plus DD2 is nothing like the other RPGs which is why people like it. This guy is an idiot thinking that everyone suffers from "RPG Fatigue". Not everyone blindly buys some random shit like him.


You're thinking of the EA remakes.
He "guarantees" us Dragon's Dogma 2 is going to have poor sales. Meanwhile it's not out and it's already sitting in Steam's top 10 sellers list, and that's just PC.
 
He "guarantees" us Dragon's Dogma 2 is going to have poor sales. Meanwhile it's not out and it's already sitting in Steam's top 10 sellers list, and that's just PC.
Because he assumes everyone buys and plays all the mainstream games like he does, He had a similar too many RPGs in the summer when Zelda D4 and BG3 released around the same time. Despite all of them barely sharing any similarities to each other other than the broad umbrella label of RPG, just like now. Let alone his dumb ass belief hes had for the last 3 years that PC gaming dying and obsolete and somehow inferior in everyway to consoles Dood. Hes just retarded
 
Just saying that Seattle is expensive, which make it even more retarded that Phil moved there after taking a pay cut and saying CT was too expensive. If i recall he said Seattle was he best option since there would be "Jobs in his sector" there if youtube and Twitch completely fell through. Whatever the hell his sector is, he worked customer service when his daddy handed him a job.
Phil used to say that Microsoft would gladly hire him at any time due to his online career.

All talk of any job has gone by the wayside since his probably made up 10 year plan with Mommy.
 
Phil used to say that Microsoft would gladly hire him at any time due to his online career.

All talk of any job has gone by the wayside since his probably made up 10 year plan with Mommy.
WTF would he do for Microsoft? tell them to be more annoying with getting me to upgrade to Windows 11? "Guys support has been down for a while and I see a lot of you are using some product keys that were bought from a 3rd party. These aren't legit and they concretely hurt the company. I wasn't able to take my wife who I love to our dream honeymoon because of this"
 
Because he assumes everyone buys and plays all the mainstream games like he does, He had a similar too many RPGs in the summer when Zelda D4 and BG3 released around the same time. Despite all of them barely sharing any similarities to each other other than the broad umbrella label of RPG, just like now. Let alone his dumb ass belief hes had for the last 3 years that PC gaming dying and obsolete and somehow inferior in everyway to consoles Dood. Hes just retarded
Those games sold like gangbusters. If D4 sales dripped iff it’s because if bad word of mouth, not because of the other two games
 
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Phil is the type of idiot that thinks more words is more smart. Over explaining and using big words to show off how smart and well spoken he is. But he gets a lot of basic phrases wrong or mashes similar words together or just takes a phrase completely at face value. Rainy day fund will always be the crown jewel of his sub 70 IQ.
He did once brag about having a verbose vocabulary clearly not knowing what verbose means and that's its not a positive trait.
 
He thinks Rise Of Ronin will do good.
Rise of the Ronin looks like dogshit, but Phil has to be the contrarian and say that DD2 will have poor sales.


Another interesting bit was Phil completely misunderstanding coop gameplay. He said Helldivers was a possibility, until they realized it wasn't couch co-op and online only. Maybe it's just the streams I watch, but isn't it super common for co-op streams to be online with voice chat? Which seems ideal if you have someone that wants to really focus on the gameplay aspect and not be on camera or interact with chat.
It's actually way more insane than that. The coop streams have had absolutely zero coop gameplay so far. It's just one of them with the controller playing while the other just talks a little and looks dead inside the rest of the time. You would expect coop streams to have, you know, two people playing the same game at the same time while cooperating with one another, but alas, this is the Burnell family, where logic and common sense don't exist.
 
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When ever he talks about how happy his married life is or how successful his "business" is i always wonder who he tries to convince? Us or himself?
Phil's "I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life!" coping sessions serves two purposes. 1. self soothing. Phil is an unhappy, anxious paranoid person and his self brainwashing helps him cope his self imposed nightmare. 2. to project the image of a family man to the dents. It is extremely important to Phil that people think he's a successful family man. Without his wife and "son" Jasper he's a loser bachelor like he was in his 20s.

There is a 0% chance someone as materialistic and money obsessed as Phil is more happy now living paycheck to paycheck then when he was making fucktons of money in his 20s and 30s. It's all cope.
 
this one blows my mind. He's so scared and against new things that a feature like this can somehow go undiscovered for years. I know people meme about him being a cave-man but this is scarily similar to "just stay in the cave grug".
No effort to learn the tech his business depends on, he outright refuses to explore anything unless he's told there's something interesting or good that'll come out of it. I can't even imagine being like him, there's no curiosity, no want or need to learn, anything that requires even a tiny bit of effort will be comfortably explained away, not to sound like a total fag here but that's terrifying.
He could have been among the first with direct capture, green screen, streaming and many other things, but Phil choose comfort and simplicity over being at the forefront and be considered a inovator and that is something that he has keept true to since he started doing YT. He dont want to be first, he wants things to be simple and work simple, because that means he has to put in less work, less work of learning things, less work of making sure things work before he starts streaming, less work of looking for new things.

To sum it up, Phil is lazy and most likely was raised spoiled, he did not have to solve problems or learn "new" things, his parents, relatives or friends did it for him.
I expect him to use the pause button some now in the beginning, but then it will fall of gradually and then he will stop using it, except when someone reminds him of it.

WTF would he do for Microsoft? tell them to be more annoying with getting me to upgrade to Windows 11? "Guys support has been down for a while and I see a lot of you are using some product keys that were bought from a 3rd party. These aren't legit and they concretely hurt the company. I wasn't able to take my wife who I love to our dream honeymoon because of this"
I remember him bringing this up years ago, how he would be perfect to work at Microsoft, Blizzard or any other game developer simply because of all the years he had spent as a "gamer", it so long ago i dont full remember what he claimed, but it was something about he knows more, and better, what games should be like than any developer and his time as a streamer was more than enough proof of it and no one else was at his level.
 
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He thinks Rise Of Ronin will do good. I hope he eats crow again on a sequel to a game that was released like 10+ years ago, like BG3. Which happens to be very similar in nature.

Plus DD2 is nothing like the other RPGs which is why people like it. This guy is an idiot thinking that everyone suffers from "RPG Fatigue". Not everyone blindly buys some random shit like him.


You're thinking of the EA remakes.
Phil has absolutely zero theory of mind.

He’s like a goddamn animal, forever in the throes of whatever impulse going through his oddly shaped head RIGHT NOW.

Phil thinks there are too many RPGs right now? EVERYONE IS RPGD OUT!

He doesn’t have the IQ nor the empathy to realize that others may think differently.

It’s equal part’s horrifying and hilarious to watch him bumble through life life a fat, Polish dog with three legs.
 
I remember him bringing this up years ago, how he would be perfect to work at Microsoft, Blizzard or any other game developer simply because of all the years he had spent as a "gamer", it so long ago i dont full remember what he claimed, but it was something about he knows more, and better, what games should be like than any developer and his time as a streamer was more than enough proof of it and no one else was at his level.
I can tell you why that would never be a possibility from the most logical reasons mainly being the qualifications, age, and work gaps but a more modern reason would be just take a look at the SBI thread in the gaming category and read who *they* want removed from anything gaming related simply put it's the Phil's of the world, no company would want anything to do with him.
 
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I remember him bringing this up years ago, how he would be perfect to work at Microsoft, Blizzard or any other game developer simply because of all the years he had spent as a "gamer", it so long ago i dont full remember what he claimed, but it was something about he knows more, and better, what games should be like than any developer and his time as a streamer was more than enough proof of it and no one else was at his level.
God damn he thought that highly of himself, I shouldnt be surprised though. But for real thats like what your grandma would say if you was looking for a job. Also that how he talks when he says youtube devs are too book smart whenever the algorithm doesnt favor him or give him more money. Or how he thinks he should be informed in advanced so he could game the system.
 
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Phil used to say that Microsoft would gladly hire him at any time due to his online career.

All talk of any job has gone by the wayside since his probably made up 10 year plan with Mommy.
Huuuuuuuuh? Ok, this is hilarious, listen to this. "All talk of any job gone since his made up 10 year plan" [comedic 20 second pause]. Tsk... What ten year plan? Huuuuuuuuh? I-I don't even know what you're talking about. Huuuh? What ten year plan? When have I EVER talked about a ten year plan? I don't know what you mean, but see? This is what I mean! These detractors come with their sock accounts and talk about their conspiracy theories. I have no clue what this idiot is talking about so enjoy your ban tuhuhuhu...

Now there's a bunch of idiots in chat saying I did say that so you're all banned. Buh-bye... fucking idiots... Anyway, I got a one dollar tip... [another long pause] from a troll...
 
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