DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Doxmatix said:
I felt genuine pity hearing Phil say "couples who have fun playing games together is pure fantasy and not real life". I hope he's just trying to appeal to the incel/MAP dents who he knows have never and will never have a woman in their life. If he really does think that, then I don't know... that's just sad dood.
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He needs to take jealous swipes at people like Max.
Need Help With Tips said:
Since DSP only uses his window unit in the ahffice though, he should just stop being a lazy prick.
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He does not have window units. His windows are sliders.
hector85 said:
View attachment 5815912Oh boy, guess we're desperate for money and its been long enough since he brought out the cash cow. wonder what single player game she's gonna play while he reads chat.
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milking his wife......................a human. shocking.
 
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hector85 said:
View attachment 5815912Oh boy, guess we're desperate for money and its been long enough since he brought out the cash cow. wonder what single player game she's gonna play while he reads chat.
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Last time this nigga had his fat wife play a game, it was a game she apparently "liked" playing. Then she got pissed and walked out of the stream. But THIS time will be different!

What a stubborn fucker. If your horse co-op didn't work the first time, why would it work now? Fucking retard.
 
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Do the suggestion box segments serve as anything other than another therapy session for Dave to berate his fans why he is doing fine and has improved and listens to them and how he can't do their suggestions because they aren't feasible.
Skippy Shortbottom said:
Did he even play the originals ever? This comes off like another fake fan thing to me. I played 2 a shit ton in highschool but it was mostly heroes vs villains community servers.
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If his own lore is correct, the early 2000s is when he was exclusively playing fighting games, so yes, this would be yet another case of fake fanning a beloved franchise. I'm sure he will fellate the new and modern graphics done by AI and be a contrarian retard when he could just buy both classic Battlefronts for like 15 dollars total right now on Steam and play them.
Dragoonism said:
Oh i forgot the part of Phil learning how to use the pause button after 15 years of recording videos...

"On demand"
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I feel so fucking violated whenever he puts his ugly mug right up in the camera. It's so revolting.
 
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hector85 said:
View attachment 5815912Oh boy, guess we're desperate for money and its been long enough since he brought out the cash cow. wonder what single player game she's gonna play while he reads chat.
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I like how it went from "we poured through every game looking for something to play together but couldn't find anything that interested us" to "Get hype for our next (technically first) co-op playthrough" guess there must have been a whole bunch of releases in the last two days to change their mind.
 
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I think they will co-op Baulder's Gate 3 reasons why;

  • Phil is super hungry for cash
  • He is scared of the current playthrough ending and thus his highest tipped stream
  • It has a couch co-op mode
I thought it maybe Hell Divers 2 but you have to think to play that game as you cannot face tank it.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I thought it maybe Hell Divers 2 but you have to think to play that game as you cannot face tank it.
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Too much work, he'd need to buy the game twice and that would cost........nineteen NO a hundred ten dollars cause you morahns don't run a business and know how much it takes to get two copies of a forty dollar game going.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Too much work, he'd need to buy the game twice and that would cost........nineteen NO a hundred ten dollars cause you morahns don't run a business and know how much it takes to get two copies of a forty dollar game going.
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imo, it'll be absolutely hilarious if they just played something on the xbox where hes in his room upstairs and shes in her room downstairs and they're just playing online co-op.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
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He thinks Rise Of Ronin will do good. I hope he eats crow again on a sequel to a game that was released like 10+ years ago, like BG3. Which happens to be very similar in nature.

Plus DD2 is nothing like the other RPGs which is why people like it. This guy is an idiot thinking that everyone suffers from "RPG Fatigue". Not everyone blindly buys some random shit like him.
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This is one of the single most retarded things he has said especially with so much confidence after he said BG3 would not do well either. I rarely get MATI at Phil but Jesus Christ, this made me physically cringe that he could say that one of the most anticipated sequels of all time will be beaten by a game no one has heard of.

He really is getting more and more delusional by the day.
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
This is one of the single most retarded things he has said especially with so much confidence after he said BG3 would not do well either. I rarely get MATI at Phil but Jesus Christ, this made me physically cringe that he could say that one of the most anticipated sequels of all time will be beaten by a game no one has heard of.
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Getting mad at Phil over his opinion of a game is pretty dented behavior
 
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hector85 said:
View attachment 5815912Oh boy, guess we're desperate for money and its been long enough since he brought out the cash cow. wonder what single player game she's gonna play while he reads chat.
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After that crazy rant he did yesterday about how every co-op streamer is faking their enjoyment? That suggestion must have been a whale's burner account and he pulled rank with DSP behind the scenes. Anyway I hope the game is Street Fighter or Tekken so he can inflate his ego for 2 hours and offer meaningless advice like "Hunny, you shouldn't jump in to attack so often" or the classic "Don't spam jab all the time."
 
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hector85 said:
View attachment 5815912Oh boy, guess we're desperate for money and its been long enough since he brought out the cash cow. wonder what single player game she's gonna play while he reads chat.
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Yesssss....more cringe-streams.

Following Phil's recent outburst, if Khat comes on screen with a rictus grin, waving at the webcam, and starts responding to chat, we'll know words have been said.
 
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