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it's the silly font that kills me...but then it goes totally nuclear with the third one.
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it's the silly font that kills me...but then it goes totally nuclear with the third one.
May've been intentional.I like how the first two titles could pass for spectacularly retarded and edgy "debate/commentary" but then it goes totally nuclear with the third one.
it's the silly font that kills me
I secretly hope he puts on a wig and does Jessica impressions.
I prefer Cobes' freestyles over instrumentals. But if I had to pick a song, it would be... Satan's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGH from the album Satan's Bell. Such a throwback to when he'd do shrieks.I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.
That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
If schizophrenia had a soundtrack, Cobes would be its composer. His music is just this incomprehensible cacophony of random shrieks, guitar noises, drum tracks and church bells with a side of layered vocals.I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.
That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
Drink Beer/Smoke Tobacco, both from Rebel Revolution. Not because they're particularly good music but because they're this weird flow of his inner thoughts working. Drink Beer is him wailing about his alcoholism, the temptation of it to cure his depression and need to get fucked up the morning after because he's always hung over.I was just thinking about cobe's "music" and how bizarre it is, I can't wrap my mind around how it's possible for someone to sit down and make the stuff and then post it. Everything I've heard is just garbled noisy nonsense.
That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
DRINK WHEN YOU'RE OF AGEDrink Beer/Smoke Tobacco, both from Rebel Revolution. Not because they're particularly good music but because they're this weird flow of his inner thoughts working. Drink Beer is him wailing about his alcoholism, the temptation of it to cure his depression and need to get fucked up the morning after because he's always hung over.
Smoke Tobacco is much the same but about his rebellious attitude, concepts of adulthood based on age of majority purchases and again, stress induced drug addiction. Plus he sounds like he's got COPD when he shrieks in it, which I find funny. Is it good? Not really. But it's definitely some kind of art and expression.
I prefer Cobes' freestyles over instrumentals. But if I had to pick a song, it would be... Satan's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGH from the album Satan's Bell. Such a throwback to when he'd do shrieks.
This is why I think cobes doesn't actually listen to music. He likes the idea as an identity, but he likely rarely listens to music or he could compose something that at least kind of makes sense, just through mimicry.If schizophrenia had a soundtrack, Cobes would be its composer. His music is just this incomprehensible cacophony of random shrieks, guitar noises, drum tracks and church bells with a side of layered vocals.
His "best" normal songs are probably Satan's Bell because it sounds more or less like a generic black metal song and Booty Goblins, for its actual creativity. His funniest song, however, HAS to be Love and Vanity. I was on the floor laughing when I heard "BODYYY SHAAAAAAMING" for the first time.
One youtube comment on Love and Vanity summed it up perfectly:This is why I think cobes doesn't actually listen to music. He likes the idea as an identity, but he likely rarely listens to music or he could compose something that at least kind of makes sense, just through mimicry.
We should get some good content out of this, at least until he stops doing them when people start uploading them.
A pep talk from the laziest man in Wyoming. Totally worth $50.We should get some good content out of this, at least until he stops doing them when people start uploading them.
For those who spend money on super chats might get some value for once.
There's a few interesting categories available, as per Cameo:
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I wonder if he would read one of Aesops fables if requested...
It’s a great idea, but $50 is way too high. He should be charging $25 tops for the cameo. Can’t wait until someone does it gonna be great material.
He charges over $50 for a lathed piece of processed wood with some stain on it.It’s a great idea, but $50 is way too high. He should be charging $25 tops for the cameo. Can’t wait until someone does it gonna be great material.
That leaves me wondering, has he ever made something that even LOOSELY resembles a song? I've tried clicking around random songs to see if anything is there but I haven't found it. What's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?
Wet Ass FartsWhat's Cobra's best song, and for that matter has he made even one track you could call a song?