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The troon voice actor responded:
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>Hire trans voice actor for the most disgusting character in the game and then sell a skin that puts him in women's clothes
What did the devs mean by this
Amazing that none of the usual suspects (Kotaku, Polygon, Pink News, etc) have picked this story up at the time of writing. A poor troon has been aggrieved by being made to unwittingly provide a voice for a hilarious and monstrous parody of themselves and all other troons in a video game. I thought the clickbait media would be all over this, or at the very least a funny boycott would have been started by now.

Perhaps times are a-changing.
 
So dad has no clue you’re a tranny and want to wear plastic bdsm gear and you get mad at him? And that totally real boyfriend is financially abusive because you refuse to get a job? Tranny logic is fucked. I just wonder tho, and what makes me think it’s fake is how if he’s so awful about the rotdog why was she still able to go through with it and remain together. So dumb
 
So if I understand this right, the killer is just some sort of deformed entity, even only named "Unknown", possibly not human, and they call it trans representation because of... the voice actor? That's fully on them then. So what if that weird-ass creature has a skin wearing women's clothing? If you see yourself in that, maybe the transphobe was you all along.
I think troons secretly know how ridiculous it all is and how grotesque they all look. They all see each other and they're grossed out, and they know we're grossed out by them. They know they're miserable, mentally ill AGP perverts and they know we know. The key is that no one ever breaks rank and actually says what everyone in the world is secretly thinking. When they see a character that portrays troons as they actually are, it terrifies them, because what if that emboldens other people to admit the truth?
 
TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
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Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
 
No man has ever gotten hit in the balls and thought of it as a "Rite of Passage". They want to be us without even understanding us.
You didn't do the Ritual of the Screaming Balls? Are you old enough to be here? Did you at least do the bullet ant thing?

Troons are a massive "muh civil rights" lawsuit risk. Im amazed corporations havent tried to get the civil rights act amended or abolished so the woke mafia cant shake them down
I don't think the Civil Rights Act applied to gender identity until 2020. (Thanks, Roberts court.) Corporations are now far too woke to do anything about it.

Thread tax.

You aren't either of those things:
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"Help me navigate this space" is obvious womanbrain, a man would never ask for directions.

Poor, unemployed, suicidal, multiple mental health issues ... but chopping off my tits will fix all that!
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Skinwalker almost gets it:
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T grows new organs:
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I'm assuming this is some kind of infection and therefore an L.
Edit: Gosh darn it.
 
TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
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Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
Women that take birth control can experience changes in their vaginal discharge because hormones do their thing. I think it's safe to assume testosterone also has a noticeable effect considering that shit do be hormones too, but in that case I'd be rather worried about it being signs of an infection or other nasty imbalance instead of magically just producing spermless cum. If it's coming from somewhere "more internal" it sounds like it's coming out of her uterus which should be checked out. And I think if a woman has prostatic tissue anywhere it would be called cancer. Not a doctor though.

But you go lil dood you're totally jizzing now
 
The trans voice actor reversed their position and has been defending the company and game:
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These idiots won't stop talking about how transition allows them to be their "genuine selves" and yet they spend their whole lives acting like they're spies trying to infiltrate a foreign embassy. "Make sure your left hugging arm doesn't slip below the region of the fourth rib, or he will realize you're not local and drag you off to be executed."
Are pooners just unaware that some men sit to piss anyway? The Germans call them sitzpinklers.
They do this with literally everything and it's why they're trooning out in the first place. They've developed massive anxiety autistically overthinking about gender and assuming that's how everyone else is. That's how they get to the idea that cis people are feeling constant gender euphoria and other nonsense. It doesn't take much for them to quickly explain they think like this about basically every component of life like how they check out at the store or order food at McDonalds and anything else you can think of. Much of it based on just no experience with something and freaking out that everyone else will mock them for not knowing about it and the whole world will end right then and there. But combined with no interest in actually gaining experience or trying to understand things, so they ask on reddit or Twitter for help from others like themselves to tell them what to do.

It's some kind of belief that this neurotic dwelling is intelligent and complex thinking. Whereas when all the rest of us do it, we are sort of capable of understanding we're being stupid either unintentionally or intentionally. They seem to believe the problem isn't their thinking it's the lack of everything else conforming to it.

TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
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View attachment 5816517
Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
Sperm is only like 2-5% of semen. Wikipedia has a remarkable table of what semen is composed of:
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Just from a layman's view, I see no reason why a woman couldn't naturally produce a secretion for similar purposes with the non-male-specific elements. With the T perhaps enhancing that smell, with the smell maybe significantly related to T itself. Much of this stuff is just some of the random non-gendered stuff your body produces anyway for things. It's a faulty premise to assume all functions of a woman's body are completely inverse from a male but these morons do it anyway. It's the specific organs packaging these things together in a specific way that makes the distinction, not the individual internal components necessarily let alone some "essence" or whatever. This seems impossible for them to grasp with all of biology.

"I wish doctors would research this more because there must be some reason this happens."

I'm trying to figure out how this person imagines researching "this" would work.

I don't think the Civil Rights Act applied to gender identity until 2020. (Thanks, Roberts court.)
It actually doesn't, that ruling would be better read as saying gender non-conforming than gender identity. It applies to troons because they're crossdressers not because they identify as women/men.

This is why they demand the passage of the Equality Act or whatever it is called because it would protect identity. And why the Democrats were genociding them by refusing to push it through.
 
The trans voice actor reversed their position and has been defending the company and game:
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>I am so upset, so infuriated that people people are comparing trans-people to these clearly TRANSPHOBIC character skins. The company knew that making a stereotypical "man in a dress" as a character and having a TRANS voice actress voice it, would bring lots of money and people back to the game. This seems to be a huge ploy and the trans-community along with myself were the victims. [threatens to sue]
>Um, actually... The skins themselves were never the issue. Behavior are NOT transphobic.

lol. Thank you 'Zoey', for teaching companies to never ever get involved with troons.
 
Little crosspost from the NeoGAF/ResetERA thread. Biden posted on Twitter saying he was sad to hear about Nex's suicide and gave a suicide hotline number. A troon who claims to be a major political force and has a rifle decked out in trans flag colors went on a multi-hour rant in response including saying that Biden should threaten to nuke Americans to protect trans children among other things.

Here's the rifle post from back in that thread:
The "legislative researcher" who can't read and doesn't know how the law works is arming up:
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Yes, the colors are Heckin' Euphoric:
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At least this dude seems to realize gun laws are incoherent and stupid, something which would get him banned if he wasn't a troon and tried to correct any of the ACAB gun ignorants in other threads demanding more cops and laws for cops to enforce against minorities:
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I'm not screenshotting this whole thing because it's like fifty tweets or more, here's just the top: https://twitter.com/gaynarcan/status/1768444247793877306
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And here's the meltdown:
Corrine Green @gaynarcan said:
TOP 5+ (UNORDERED) PERSONALLY OFFENSIVE BIDEN-RELATED THINGS:
1-10. palestinian genocide
11. being the most powerful man in the world with vast executive, administrative, and military authority and just, like, giving trans kids the public suicide hotline as your best offer

11a. is the public one even safe for trans kids? i honestly don't know! i only ever send people to TLL and Trevor. are the public ones mandated reporters? is their guidance for if you live in a forced outing state? what if your family DIYs? seriously - i have no clue.

12. telling me he has our back! dude! you got me fired! everything you do is bad! everything you don't do is also bad! you don't ever even say anything except literally that you have our back! what the fuck! i feel like i'm being gaslit! fuck!

INTERMISSION

(actually i'm crying about Nex again just give me a minute)

13. presumably having a phone call with Nex's parents as the person who at ANY POINT IN THE LAST 4 YEARS could have assigned a national guardsman to every trans kid in the country with orders to point a rifle at anyone who interferes with that child's access to a full education.

13a. don't tell me he can't do that. he can do that. there would be a court fight about it. who cares. there's a court fight about everything and the courts are only getting worse with time along with everything else. they keep waiting for trans people...

13a. ... to get less controversial so powerful assholes get less flack about trans people. i don't care about powerful assholes! i care about trans people! i care about powerLESS assholes! besides! that's not how fascist dehumanization works! that's not how anything works! ...

13a. he waits, and we die, and things get worse, so he waits harder, and we die more, and things get worse again, so he waits again, and we die more again. this sucks! they made a videogame like this last year and it sucked too! deathloop sucked! fuck you!...

13a. he has had regulatory language and agency policies that we prepared for him sitting in apparently a trash can for four years. for some reason. the reason is transphobia. he's a transphobe. he's a transphobe that says "i got ur back" instead of "nazis don't kill trans people"

13a. that is a WORSE KIND OF TRANSPHOBE and he is doing WORSE TRANSPHOBIA than jk rowling. 50% of trans kids in the country who had healthcare under trump lost it under biden. FOR NO REASON. DHHS could just say "it is illegal to discriminate against trans people...

13a. ... so no you can't do that." and they just don't! except for tennessee i guess because the media covered the Vanderbilt shitshow? gross! fuck you! where's the PPACA section 1557 nondiscrim reg we wrote for you that you were gonna issue year 1? it's in the trash i guess! ...

13a. where's the VA and TRICARE telling states "hi we are the federal government and you are nothing to us. you are a shitty little state. the federal government runs TRICARE and the VA so all the laws you're passing banning us from doing healthcare are shitty little state laws..

13a. ... that we actually just get to ignore bc we have federalism and anyway we have more guns." that's not hard at all, although it's definitely harder now than it was in 2020 because the bad guys are gobbling everything up! they're gobbling everybody and everything right up!

13a. i spent a week trying find all the obscure reasons why the VA and/or TRICARE can't just be like "open doors for trans healthcare, come get federal trans healthcare if you're trans, we're the federal government doing federal government programs and our federal...

13a. ... government doctors and nurses are doing your healthcare now. also we still have more guns, just in case, and just so you know." there really aren't that many obvious reasons they can't! just do it! send a few more cases into the courts! who cares!...

13a. make them file the cases at least! do it until they stop you! but honestly you don't really have to let them stop you, because again, you're the federal government! you have nukes! bibi controls you with nukes, you can control Abbott with nukes if you want to!...

13a. it's greg abbott! who cares! tell him you'll nuke him! tell greg abbott you'd absolutely nuke him if he lays a single goddamned finger on another trans kid! that's probably even good for your polling! do it! nobody cares! it doesn't matter! trans kids are fucking dying...

13a.... and you either have their backs or you don't! declare a countrywide environmental emergency and give all trans people medicare! that's another thing you can just do! look it up! make them come up with wacky legal theories for why you can't do that!...

13a. i guarantee you ALEC does not have a memo prepared for stopping the EPA from using the same mechanism that gives East Palestine train disaster survivors Medicare to give all trans people Medicare! of course they aren't ready for that! we could dispense so many hormones...

13a. while they come up with something! do another national health emergency with HHS and misuse those obscure mechanisms to give all trans people medicaid, too! why not! they don't have anything ready to file for that either! the books are chock full of goofy shit...

13a. and regulations maybe six people in the country are experts in! just keep throwing shit at the wall! i'll sit in a closet coming up with fresh new goofy shit for you to use for trans kids for free and so will a bunch of my friends! and my friends are smarter than me!

13a. the bad guys have a lot of money and they're very scary but they absolutely fucking suck shit at policy! their bills are universally utter dogshit! they have more people but they're all insane morons! we're very, very good! we draft circles around them...

13a. every fucking session and we lose every fucking session but we only lose because we have no fucking resources! put some federal oomph behind us and i will bet on our policy over theirs all day! these people are nuts but they understand POWER.

13a. and they win because they use naked POWER and you lose because you care about dumb shit like a senate parliamentarian you can just FUCKING FIRE. if you bring norms and decorum to a POWER fight you will lose immediately! this is rock paper scissors shit! what the fuck!

13a. the same way nobody in the history of the world has ever arrested fascism by FUCKING VOTING nobody in the history of the world has ever defeated POWER with dumbass bullshit! the bad guys quit doing politics a goddamned DECADE ago and you're still doing dumbass bullshit!

13a. if you keep just doing FUCKING NOTHING and FUCKING WAITING you are extremely literally just letting them kill us! if in 2020 you did the title ix reg we gave you instead of putting lanyards on a hundred monkeys and waiting until the shit they threw at their...

13a. GODDAMNED TYPEWRITERS produced the insane perversion of the javitz amendment you used to do STATES RIGHTS for athlete bans DOE could have FUCKING DESTROYED ryan walters LONG BEFORE the OK DOE produced their own birth of a nation-ass video telling everybody

13a. that it was open season on FUCKING CHILDREN and Nex would be FUCKING ALIVE. i don't understand how you could look his parents in the eye and lie to them that you care and i don't understand how you can look me in the eye and tell me that the most that...

13a. that the MOST POWERFUL GOVERNMENT ON THE PLANET can give me to work with is a FUCKING SUICIDE HOTLINE NUMBER that you haven't even done FUCK ALL TO DO TO give me ANY confidence that it's not staffed by nazis or a snitch line to arrest their parents or...

13a. literally just another executive branch list of known trans people or a scheme to harvest trans medical records to turn over to FUCKING NAZIS. i am someone who should know if that number is safe to give a trans kid St. Gabriel, Louisiana, and I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA...

13a. and I DO NOT TRUST YOU because you have done the exact MOST OFFENSIVE AND WORST THING POSSIBLE at EVERY OPPORTUNITY and the world is closing its jaws down on these kids that i will die for and i don't know if the lump of coal you gave them for Christmas is...

13a. real coal that i can set alight to warm them up for 20 minutes or if it's fucking plastic explosives. FUCK. the two hotlines i do trust are Trans Lifeline, here: https://translifeline.org

13a. and Trevor Project, here:
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13a. maybe the public hotline is great. maybe it really is. but 2024 is not a year in which anyone who has trans kids backs is going to send them fucking ANYWHERE on a maybe. and maybe it's perfect now. but maybe when you lose your election because you're so old

13a. you won't even get out of bed in the morning for anything less than a flour massacre and 20 more dead kids the other guys get the hotline shit and use it up abduct trans kids or lock up their parents or publish their medical records in the Atlantic or whatever the fuck.

13a. and we have to seriously consider these things because that's what it means to have trans kids backs and that's what it means to have been a trans kid and that's what it means to be a trans adult who has watched the world shudder at our joy and cocoon itself...

13a. in single-minded hatred of our blazing force of will and emerge glistening a horrific, ancient, famished CREATURE hungry for the flesh of the only people in the world who know its secret. it cannot STAND that we know its secret and it cannot STAND for...

13a. other people to learn it from us and it cannot STAND at fucking ALL because it has wrapped itself around the world so completely that there is no land left for legs it left behind and the only action and location and direction it knows is THROUGH. THROUGH our bones and...

13a. THROUGH our children and THROUGH the bodies and families and communities we have manifested for ourselves, together, and extended to you as a life raft that you condemn as a pirate vessel because you digested yourselves on its behalf and the soft tissues of your eyes..

13a. were the first parts of you to dissolve. we offer you a new world you offer us a FUCKING USELESS suicide hotline. there is no more politics. the politics you think you've been doing are a fucking board game you are playing with yourself. there is power.

13a. and because you cannot see this you are LOSING TO IT. trans people understand power because every single living trans person is every single one of us you've killed and every single living trans person is all of us still alive.

13a. in the only way that matters there are more of us than there are of you. YOU need US to survive because we are the valves in your hearts. without us you are a fucking mcdonalds. without us you are fucking dead but even worse, without us you are FUCKING BORING.

13a. you are afraid and ashamed of our bodies yet without us there would be no one to tell you that your naked fucking asses got fucking SCAMMED when you gave the creature money for invisible clothes and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS.

13a. left to your own devices what do you fucking do? you do goddamned mercantilism or whatever other weird-ass money shit with the beast slouching towards bethlehem. that is fucking GOOFY.

13a. it comes through us first to get to you. but it doesn't come for us. never has and never will. it barely sees us because it's more goddamned colorblind than i am and we are prismatic; it perceives only the precise wavelength of the golden hoarde you have amassed...

13a. a lighthouse to beckon it home. so what we need you to do, and what you need to do for yourselves even though you'd never do it for us, is to stop fucking waiting. stop praying for a vote. you have a fucking state.

13a. you have more and more terrifying state power than any beings have ever controlled in the history of the species. and if you dick around until they leisurely scoop it away from you then they'll have it.

13a. and they use it! abbott doesn't give a fuck. put some texas razor buoys in the federal government's rio grande? why not! desantis started his own paramilitary! the way power works is you just use it. if nobody tries to stop you, there you go!

13a. can state attorneys general just kind of arbitrarily hoover up trans medical records whenever they want? if you squint right and believe the wrong things hard enough it sort of looks plausibly legal, so give it a shot! somebody either stops you or they don't.

13a. if nobody tries to stop you then it's definitely legal enough and you have a bunch of trans medical records. if somebody tries to stop you and fails: legal again! neat! if somebody tries to stop you and you lose that's fine too, since there are no consequences...

13a. ... for losing and you can just see if you've got more juice with a different mechanism. conjure up a whistleblower. pay singal to make a mockery of HHS. take custody of trans kids through DCFS - you just need it for an hour or whatever to get the records. power! wild!

13a. so far you haven't even been trying to stop them, which has made an awful lot of utterly inexcusable shit functionally legal, which is pretty bad! but if you did try it would be very easy to stop them because you're the fucking FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

13a. coming up on the end of this list item! the problem is that you have a bunch of power and just, like, vibed? i guess? because you're a transphobe! but ruh roh, vibing out for so long has let them accelerate pretty quickly!

13a. and now the fascists aren't only mulching trans people but they're just about to mulch the whole goddamned thing! yikes! it's a much less favorable position to be in for you, the viber, to use power, because you vibed for so long. bummer! that was probably a bad call!

13a. now you're not only dealing with assholes like me saying i told you so but also a whole lot of much stronger fascists with picatinny rails loaded up with insane garbage sticking out of every hole, and they're chomping at the bit to home invade the white house! oh dear!

13a. but wait! you forgot! you're the president! you have a good shot at being able to successfully just do whatever you want! when what you want to do is vibe, doing whatever you want is not that impactful. but if you decide you want to other do things, hoo boy! SO MUCH IMPACT.

13a. and when you're playing with power the way to figure out how much impact you can have is very simple: you do a thing and you see if anybody can stop you. so maybe do less suicide hotline-posting and more actual things instead!

13a. as someone who is extremely confident that i have trans kids' backs i'm begging you to use power to do what I would do: zero more dead trans kids. full fucking stop.

14. title ix nprm. it really should not be surprising that a states rights racist is a states rights transphobe but still none of us saw this raw hotdog coming. in our defense it is because they literally lied to us.

15. those EOs! incredibly offensive! i wish i had the email I sent to the listserv immediately after the most egregious ones came out asking if i was missing something and saying that if i was not we were hyperfucked because anyone who knows trans policy...

15a. could see exactly what wasn't in them and exactly where and how healthcare and schools had been taken out like a tumor. that was the day i told everybody that in my professional opinion this guy hated us and wouldn't do shit and then he hated us and didn't do shit.

15b. i am often abrasive but i am rarely wrong! i'm out here working hard to destigmatize being a correct asshole. i bring a sort of BEING AN ACTIVIST ASSHOLE vibe to the PROFESSIONAL POLICY spaces that CAREER LIBERALS don't really like.

16. that one reg (i don't remember which) that was procedurally required to compare itself to obama's version so there was a whole paragraph where they had to admit they were worse than obama on trans shit. lol.

17. RACHEL LEVINE. i idolized her bc she's trans and did PA's narcan standing order and i'm trans and did LA's narcan decrim and standing order. but she's the head of HHS during the worst term for trans healthcare in history. where's she at? what's up with her? offensive!

18. ppaca sec 1557 nondiscrim in healthcare, the federal policy area i know best. year 1! nm next year. year 2! nm next year. year 3! nm next year. year 4! I gotta be honest man i don't know if i believe you this time

18a. (extremely obviously they are not doing it bc they are cowards and doing it would mean publicly telling states they have to stop outlawing our healthcare and joe biden doesn't think we're worth it. offensive!)

19. state TRICARE and VA trans bans. joe! my man! they are not supposed to be able to do that! the law is very clear! you haven't said or done shit about it! fuck that! fuck you! offensive!

20. literally only ever doing queer things (that don't even do anything!) during pride month. this is so blatant and gross! "you must wait for Thing until pride month." why!! people need Thing now! SO offensive!!

21-∞. I HAVE YOUR BACK
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