Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Tag yourselves, girliepops! I’m White Voyeurism. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds SEXY.

White Benefit please, I'd like some benefit for a change, monetary or otherwise.

Also, no one is entitled to meltdowns, J. And that Ryan Gainer kid was assaulting his family, and then tried to assault a police officer with a sharp garden tool. That's dangerous. Link.

Deputies in Apple Valley responded to a 911 call around 4:48 p.m. PT March 9 from Gainer’s family, who said he “was actively assaulting family members and damaging property at the residence,” according to a sheriff’s department news release Sunday. (...) “At approximately 4:54 p.m., the first deputy arrived at the residence and was confronted by Gainer, who was armed with an approximate five-foot-long garden tool, with a sharp bladed end,” the release says. Gainer then raised the blade of the tool and ran toward a deputy, who tried to retreat, the release said.

 

[beautiful person]

Is J planning her death before her top surgery in October? Probably not a bad move to do that and ensure Corrisa has her medical power of attorney, before everything goes badly.

If only. The basic premise isn't even terrible, making arrangements before you're too "out there" to do so effectively, but it's a pretty twisted "Dear Elders" message coming from a young person squandering her youth and the health benefits that that should be providing, by refusing to address her debilitating hyper obesity and choosing to undergo elective surgeries while in that state. The dogma states that she's fine and medical science is oppressive, so she reposts this fully believing it doesn't apply to her at all. Old people need to be realistic and gracious, but not young people in (self-inflicted) poor health.

Surprisingly enough white people.

White people, and black women who exclusively date white men.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I found a description of it and it's as stupid as you can expect.

You KNOW she thinks she's the "White Abolitionist".

1. White Supremacist: Preserves, names, and values white superiority
2. White Voyeurism: Would not challenge a white supremacist; desires non-whiteness because it is interesting, pleasurable; seeks to control the consumption and appropriation of non-whiteness; fascination with culture
3. White Privilege: May critique white supremacy, but maintains a deep investment in questions of fairness/equality under the normalization of whiteness and white rule; sworn goal of ‘diversity’
4. White Benefit: Sympathetic to a set of issues but only privately. Will not speak/act in solidarity publicly, because they are benefitting through whiteness in public
5. White Confessional: Some exposure of whiteness takes place, but as a way of being accountable to People of Colour after; seek validation from People of Color
6. White Critical: Take on board critiques of whiteness and invest in exposing/marking the white regime; refuses to be complicit with the regime; whiteness speaking back to whiteness
7. White Traitor: Actively refuses complicity; names what is going on; intention is to subvert white authority and tell the truth at whatever cost; need them to dismantle institutions
8. White Abolitionist: Changes institutions; dismantling whiteness, and not allowing whiteness to reassert itself

I’m not trying to be cute when I say they talk about whiteness the way Nazis talked about Jews, as an amorphous root of all evil. Horseshoe theory is real.

 

[Aunt Carol]

a sharp garden tool.

Polearms are the weapons of peasant uprisings for a reason.

The fact that people don't automatically recognize this is how come the "eat the rich" people never do anything.

 

[often puzzled]

The fact that people don't automatically recognize this is how come the "eat the rich" people never do anything.

In the case of these two, they eat everything but the rich.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What other options do they have to get to California? Will the train work? Throw a mattress into a rental truck bed for J and do it like the Joads?

Having taken Amtrak recently on an overnight trip, I can assure you the train absolutely will NOT work.

Corissa wouldn't fit on the bottom bunk in a roomette. Juliana wouldn't fit in the roomette, period, much less the assembled bunk. They would have to purchase separate rooms, and even then wouldn't be capable of maneuvering. The aisles would be too thin for Juliana to navigate (Corissa may juuuust manage, but everyone's hosed if anyone's moving in the other direction).

The spacing between benches in non-overnight seating isn't any wider than the aisles in the overnight cars, either. The tables are firmly bolted to the ground, so they wouldn't be able to move furniture to accommodate Juliana's gunt for the purpose of bellying up for food. And speaking of, food is pricy and in smaller quantities than they'd enjoy.

That said, I would LOVE to see these retarded bimbos vlog a train trip to California. The tears would be delicious.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I used to take longer-distance train trips, and they take FOREVER. You've got to have plenty of spare time to travel that way.

The shitters on trains wouldn't be able to accommodate them, and bathing? Haha, no. They would spend days marinating in their own funk.

They'll fly—Southwest has flights from KC MO to SF, and if they choose one that stops in Denver it'll be roughly six hours.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The shitters on trains wouldn't be able to accommodate them, and bathing? Haha, no. They would spend days marinating in their own funk.

They have baths on long distance trains?

 

[Aunt Carol]

They have baths on long distance trains?

Amtrak does, but not for coach class. One shower per car for the regular sleeper cars, and then one shower per roomette/bedroom for first class. I know they offer "accessible bedrooms" with handicap-ready showers, but as a filthy daytripper I don't have any experience.

eta: of course TRAIN INFORMATION would be on the internet; god bless autism

Amtrak Accessible Rooms: What You Need To Know (archive)
Looks pretty decent, actually; if you can't get to the dining car, they'll bring your meal to you, and can help you on/off the train and on/off the toilet, NO WIPING.

If I were a proudly huge person with no particular job, it seems like a calmer option to consider for a cross-country trip. You guys are right, though: they're going to fly-n-bitch.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The accessible bedrooms on the last Amtrak I was on simply featured a couch and a bed you didn't have to assemble out of the chairs, perma-made across from said couch, all in a room about double the width of a roomette (but it didn't feature much more maneuverability thanks to the perma-bunks and the couch so Juliana still wouldn't fit. Maybe she could sit upright on the couch, ass delicately perched on the edge of the cushion, gunt on knees and pressed against the bed that's not nearly wide enough for her). The handicap-ready shower was one you didn't have to step over an impressive ledge to get into, but wasn't much larger than the one available via roomette purchase.

Nope, this wasn't a room I occupied, but I definitely stuck my head in out of curiosity's sake because nobody was occupying it on my last long distance trip.

Angry New Ager is 100% right - they're going to fly.

ETA: Taking the train is also expensive as fuck when you're talkin' overnight shit.

 

[often puzzled]

I realize we're getting off-track (heh) with the train talk, but, if anyone is interested in seeing a normal-sized human navigate an Amtrak on a 52-hour journey, then check out Safiya Nygard's latest video:

If there's an audience for train content anywhere, surely it's this website.

At any rate, you'll be able to see very quickly why a train isn't a viable option. I also feel like J and Coco are too instant-gratification oriented to manage a train ride-- and that's before you even consider the, ah, spatial concerns.

 

[Breadbear]

There are direct flights from Kansas City to San Francisco. They're not going to mess around with the multiple trains it would take to get them there.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I realize we're getting off-track (heh) with the train talk, but, if anyone is interested in seeing a normal-sized human navigate an Amtrak on a 52-hour journey, then check out Safiya Nygard's latest video:

If there's an audience for train content anywhere, surely it's this website.

At any rate, you'll be able to see very quickly why a train isn't a viable option. I also feel like J and Coco are too instant-gratification oriented to manage a train ride-- and that's before you even consider the, ah, spatial concerns.

Ngl, that looked kind of fun, although I wouldn't be looking forward to the hard bed and stinky toilet.

 

[unwieldy_object]

I realize we're getting off-track (heh) with the train talk, but, if anyone is interested in seeing a normal-sized human navigate an Amtrak on a 52-hour journey, then check out Safiya Nygard's latest video:

If there's an audience for train content anywhere, surely it's this website.

At any rate, you'll be able to see very quickly why a train isn't a viable option. I also feel like J and Coco are too instant-gratification oriented to manage a train ride-- and that's before you even consider the, ah, spatial concerns.

Hahahahaha, yeah I take the night train fairly often because I hate flying.
I hadn't imagined how it would be for someone the size of Corissa or J.
They wouldn't be able to get into the couope and definitely not into the bunk.
I'm not a big human but I get claustrophobic in there and think it's a hassle turning around in the bunk without hitting my head.
Oh my, the visions I'm having are delicious, imagining J get stuck in the aisle outside and them having to push and heave her through to the exit.

Sorry, don't mind me.

Edit: I had to Google a pic of how it looks in the type I travel with so you too can have the delicious vision of J trying to fit in.

 

[thejackal2]

This is the train she can take to the surgery.

Spoiler

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Top-class train content! I don’t like flying and have thought about taking trains instead, but:

1. Takes much longer;
2. No onboard WiFi, so one can’t work from the train as with some regional transit near me. If there was this amenity, I would absolutely be on trains everywhere.

Cutting J and Corissa off from the Internet for 24+ hours would, I would guess, also be a problem.

 

[Chub Rub]

the visions I'm having are delicious

have the delicious vision

My friend, there is nothing delicious about J. Stuck in a train car is somewhere between hilarious and horrifying, but far from delicious.

 

[I call shenanigans]

The train speculation (while entertaining) is irrelevant. The GFM specified they are flying to SF then hiring a vehicle to get around the city. They’ll opt for a direct flight on SouthWest, because SouthWest’s Person Of Size (POS) policy allows them as many seats as they need for the price of a single seat. Hopefully they won’t book a busy flight, because these to POSs (God I Iove the appropriateness of that abbreviation) will otherwise result in 3-4 other passengers getting kicked off to accomodate them.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I know they're going on Southwest, most certainly on a fully booked flight (so they could have some "fat joy" by bumping skinny people off the plane), but I kinda wish they were going a different way.

Greyhound, or by boxcar - they already have that "hobo-core" aesthetic. That would give them so much content....... and us shitlords a lotta laughs......

 

[FarmVille]

I know they're going on Southwest, most certainly on a fully booked flight (so they could have some "fat joy" by bumping skinny people off the plane), but I kinda wish they were going a different way.

Do you have a source for that happening?

Typically the policy is that if you buy two seats you can get it refunded if the plane wasn’t full or can be asked to be seated next to an empty seat. I haven’t heard of anyone getting kicked off

Spoiler: Policy on southwest website

Customers who encroach upon any part of the neighboring seat(s) may proactively purchase the needed number of seats prior to travel to ensure the additional seat(s) is available. The armrest is considered to be the definitive boundary between seats; the width of the narrowest and widest passenger seats (in inches) is available on our Flying Southwest page . The purchase of additional seats serves as a notification of a special seating need and allows us to adequately plan for the number of occupied seats onboard . It also helps us ensure we can accommodate all Customers on the flight for which they purchased a ticket and avoid asking Customers to relinquish their seats for an unplanned accommodation. Most importantly, it ensures that all Customers onboard have access to safe and comfortable seating. You may contact us for a refund of the cost of additional seating after travel. If you prefer not to purchase an additional seat in advance , you have the option of purchasing just one seat and then discussing your seating needs with the Customer Service Agent at the departure gate. If it’s determined that a second (or third) seat is needed, you’ll be accommodated with a complimentary additional seat.

Why purchase a second seat if I can get a complimentary second seat at the airport?​

Purchasing a second seat in advance allows us to account for the inventory need and greatly helps reduce the likelihood of an oversale situation. Also, you may not want to be approached at the airport or have a conversation with an Agent about your seating needs—you may prefer to know you have the needed number of seats, and booking two gives you these options. We refund all extra seat purchases for a Customer of size, even if the flight oversells.