Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He must have been taking a nap after a miggeroni binge.
I just realised something horrifying....

Fatrick is bound by his retarded psychosis to NOCHILD-PRISON literally every single reply, response, direct mention, indirect mention, etc he ever gets on xitter, and will work long hours into the night xeeting prissy and seething threats towards all of them.

...he has now got to catch up with 24 hours of missed work
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We might just be about to see the biggest oink spree of the year
 
I just realised something horrifying....

Fatrick is bound by his retarded psychosis to NOCHILD-PRISON literally every single reply, response, direct mention, indirect mention, etc he ever gets on xitter, and will work long hours into the night xeeting prissy and seething threats towards all of them.

...he has now got to catch up with 24 hours of missed work
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We might just be about to see the biggest oink spree of the year
He is going to be pissing in a soda 2 liter, he literally won't be able to move from the recliner, he needs to rapid fire those stalker childs
 
I just realised something horrifying....

Fatrick is bound by his retarded psychosis to NOCHILD-PRISON literally every single reply, response, direct mention, indirect mention, etc he ever gets on xitter, and will work long hours into the night xeeting prissy and seething threats towards all of them.

...he has now got to catch up with 24 hours of missed work
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We might just be about to see the biggest oink spree of the year
At this point I almost feel bad for him... Almost
 
Ah....the feeling of knowing fat is still nochilding and promising us all prison
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Was a scary fuckin 24 hours without him xeeting this shit....had the fuckin withdrawal shakes

I thought his lawyers told him to stop (or more likely Niki), so he got in extra replies and then managed to hold off for 24 hours. So he CAN do it but he chooses not to, which makes him look worse.

Also never feel bad for him, when he's left alone he is even worse and treats random people on Twitter like garbage.
 
To me, "In the Black" sounds cringey
In the context of it being by Fatty, I assume it is about sodomizing a Negro child before grinding him up.

As for The Ark, shouldn't your titles be distinctive? Nobody hearing that is going to think oh yeah it's that book by Rick, considering if you search copyright records for that title, there are literally pages and pages of books called that, including other science fiction novels by actual writers, books about Noah's Ark, books about the Ark of the Covenant, etc.
 
Ah....the feeling of knowing fat is still nochilding and promising us all prison
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Was a scary fuckin 24 hours without him xeeting this shit....had the fuckin withdrawal shakes
"You're life is over" he claims as he xeets all day and night. He doesn't even talk to people at pubs he goes to. That's the whole idea of a pub. It's why Cheers did so well. People related to it.
He just wallows in his despair
 
This is probably the funniest to me, and it happens to more than just fatrick.
And everytime it just makes them seeeeeeeethe
To be fair, even good writers do that, e.g. Alan Moore seething that people don't like Rorschach in the right way.
“He was giving out prison sentences like candy,except Rick didn’t eat all the sentences in one sitting because they weren’t literally candy.
“Now the thing Canyon used to do was slice the pineapples so thin they used to liquify in the pan”
Fuck. Literally everyone in that scene is dead.
 
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In the context of it being by Fatty, I assume it is about sodomizing a Negro child before grinding him up.

As for The Ark, shouldn't your titles be distinctive? Nobody hearing that is going to think oh yeah it's that book by Rick, considering if you search copyright records for that title, there are literally pages and pages of books called that, including other science fiction novels by actual writers, books about Noah's Ark, books about the Ark of the Covenant, etc.
I don't know about that, if your book is high-quality it doesn't necessarily need to have a unique title. There have been lots of bestselling novels which have retarded titles. Unfortunately for Fatrick, his novel is probably not going to be a genre-defining bestseller that redefines the word Ark in people's minds because he's a trashy loser who can't write himself out of a paper bag.
 
Alan Moore seething that people don't like Rorschach in the right way.
Last I heard he was whining about how all superheroes are raysiss because the KKK in birth of a nation were depicted as heroes and wore costumes which apparently makes a concept atleast as old as the middle ages (and aguably as old as the classical era) raysiss by proxy.

This and many other reasons is why I treat his opinions with about as much respect as I do fatrick's if not slightly less, and why I am more than happy to declare his entire "literary" canon to be literally nothing but mediocre 14 year old edgelord fodder propped up by decent comic artists and decades of circlejerking, but thats a spergout for another day

EDIT: ok to spergout juuuuuuuuust a little, the nigger is worse than seth macfarline when it comes to lazy pop culture references played up for edge or tryhard humor given how League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was little more than him consulting a list of late Victorian/Edwardian and eventually mid-late 20th century popular fiction and adding "rapist, racist, raped, racist rapist, raped racist, raped rapist" and such to their character descriptions and erasing almost everything else, and when removed from the "oh golly gee its the invisible man being assfucked to death by Mister Hyde! these are franchises i vaguely recognise doing things extremely out of character!" gimmick it is nothing but an interchangeable smug edgefest comic like ten thousand others

...also to ever so slightly extend my spergout, the only reason in my mind Watchmen was so coomed over (beyond the aesthetics and accidentally popular one liners from an unintentionally popular character which is around 80% of its continued popularity) was because it was one of the first cawmics to be popularised as using basic ass storytelling concepts like "flawed characters" and "ambiguous morality" in the wake of the comics code being abandoned, which allowed the barely pubescent readers to feel like they were reading something super duper deep and super serious

.....and just to extend it a teeeeny bit more, V for Vendetta's comic story being such a fucking masturbatory trainwreck grafted onto a generic dystopian story that the only way it could be salvaged and made popular was to upgrade it to being "just" a generic dystopian story highlights the real reason why his works have a reputation of being impossible to adapt, as direct adaptations would be such ungodly shitshows which winds up causing the execs to just latch the title and aesthetic onto something less likely to bomb by dint of being an impenetrable pretentious mess

ok im done......for now
 
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In the context of it being by Fatty, I assume it is about sodomizing a Negro child before grinding him up.

As for The Ark, shouldn't your titles be distinctive? Nobody hearing that is going to think oh yeah it's that book by Rick, considering if you search copyright records for that title, there are literally pages and pages of books called that, including other science fiction novels by actual writers, books about Noah's Ark, books about the Ark of the Covenant, etc.
To be honest when I first heard of "In the Black" I saw it on a parody account so I thought it was an intentionally cheesy and racey bit meant to ruin Pat's barely noticeable portfolio.
 
As for The Ark, shouldn't your titles be distinctive? Nobody hearing that is going to think oh yeah it's that book by Rick, considering if you search copyright records for that title, there are literally pages and pages of books called that, including other science fiction novels by actual writers, books about Noah's Ark, books about the Ark of the Covenant, etc.
It's not as important as it might seem (this is why you often see paperback books where the author's name is larger than the book title) and especially in science fiction, the average drek has an average drek title.

Even half of Asimov's titles are similar - "Second Foundation" could be a rebuilding guide. But many of them are more unique with either a "character name and the descriptive thing" (famously, harry pooper and the source of shit) or the classic trilogy name: book name (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers).

But a title is your single best "hook" beyond the cover art, which, for science fiction, has always been notoriously bad.

In a fun twist of fate, all of Stalker (sequel/prequel Stalker: Child) and Enjoy Prison could be quite good sci-fi titles.

Maybe some forammers could write Enjoy Prison about a massive galaxy that is so huge it has an entire sector (of many worlds) as prison planets, and because they're prison planets they are NOT democracies and so they avoid the generic slide into pornocracy that affects the rest of the worlds, and people begin to intentionally get sent to prison.
 
Oh I am so fucking glad he is back....
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Apparently the reason the "trespassing stalker child bound for prison" had zero reaction to the motion activated light is because he was there before and thus knew 100% where it was and that it would not cause him to be detected, thus causing him to continue casually strolling around like he owned the half-place, and naturally the cameras did not capture any of this previous excursion for some odd reason
 
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Apparently the reason the "trespassing stalker child bound for prison" had zero reaction to the motion activated light is because he was there before and thus knew 100% where it was and that it would not cause him to be detected, thus causing him to continue casually strolling around like he owned the half-place
The best part is that Patrick comes from the house, that he was too fat and stupid and lazy to walk around the block and approach from the alleyway.
 
Oh I am so fucking glad he is back....
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Apparently the reason the "trespassing stalker child bound for prison" had zero reaction to the motion activated light is because he was there before and thus knew 100% where it was and that it would not cause him to be detected, thus causing him to continue casually strolling around like he owned the half-place, and naturally the cameras did not capture any of this previous excursion for some odd reason
I love how the single person in that video is like 50 different people cause he accuses the person who brings it up of personally being the vandal
 
Unfortunately for Fatrick, his novel is probably not going to be a genre-defining bestseller that redefines the word Ark in people's minds because he's a trashy loser who can't write himself out of a paper bag.
I sometimes wonder if it's unfortunate for us that he doesn't plagiarize write a novel that gains enough sales success to get him some interviews. How funny would it be if the interviewers asked him about his social media postings during one of the interviews?
I love how the single person in that video is like 50 different people cause he accuses the person who brings it up of personally being the vandal
I know the perfect rebuttal to that accusation:

"No, child, that's not me. I'm not a fat faggot with bitch tits. You, baby child, are. Enjoy prison."

The loop of Patposting this would generate would be great.
 
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