DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

BG3 already has a designated dent to get it to $100 though. It would make more sense to use another game to try and save the business.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's almost the one-year anniversary of "The Interview". Maybe Phil and Kat will "react" to it?

 

[Brother Wind]

I remember him bringing this up years ago, how he would be perfect to work at Microsoft, Blizzard or any other game developer simply because of all the years he had spent as a "gamer", it so long ago i dont full remember what he claimed, but it was something about he knows more, and better, what games should be like than any developer and his time as a streamer was more than enough proof of it and no one else was at his level

You know I always to joke about the similarities between Chris Chan and Phil, but this one is a little beyond the looking glass

 

[Dragoonism]

God damn he thought that highly of himself, I shouldnt be surprised though. But for real thats like what your grandma would say if you was looking for a job. Also that how he talks when he says youtube devs are too book smart whenever the algorithm doesnt favor him or give him more money. Or how he thinks he should be informed in advanced so he could game the system.

At least he doesn't go down the LTG rout "All i have to do is show the director how many views my detractors videos got and they will know that any movie with me in the lead will be gold!", Phil at least builds his delusion on what he actually does.

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I'm guessing Phil caught wind that the Star Wars Battlefront remaster launch is a total shitshow and is going to use it as a jumping off point for yet another rant about modern gaming and too many RPGs.

A simple guide to Phil/DarksydePhil:
We = Phils channel has a problem and the viewers need to solve it.
You = The solution didn't work so it is your fault, not Phils.
Me = The solution worked and Phil is a genius for coming up with it.
They = Anyone who refuses to help or wont blindly agree with Phil, the cause of all his problems.

Will be intresting to see how he blames this on detractors and expects his viewers to solve it.
I have to give credit to Phil to how he have found a way to abuse his viewers without them complaining.

 

[RougeRed]

At least he doesn't go down the LTG rout "All i have to do is show the director how many views my detractors videos got and they will know that any movie with me in the lead will be gold!", Phil at least builds his delusion on what he actually does.


A simple guide to Phil/DarksydePhil:
We = Phils channel has a problem and the viewers need to solve it.
You = The solution didn't work so it is your fault, not Phils.
Me = The solution worked and Phil is a genius for coming up with it.
They = Anyone who refuses to help or wont blindly agree with Phil, the cause of all his problems.

Will be intresting to see how he blames this on detractors and expects his viewers to solve it.
I have to give credit to Phil to how he have found a way to abuse his viewers without them complaining.

Pretty accurate guide. "We" need to make changes to the channel to make it "fresh and fun" Once it's getting whaled again it will be "Me" that's making the meaningful content that "You" need to support.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[Malakim Phoros]

You know I always to joke about the similarities between Chris Chan and Phil, but this one is a little beyond the looking glass

God you're right, I forgot that Chris wanted Nintendo or Sega to give him a high rise office, personal mommy secretary wife and allow him to work from home. At least Chris has the excuse of being actually mega autistic for his delusions

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Normal people just play through at whatever pace they want and enjoy the games for what they are.

I feel that's kinda what the dent is saying here, but his reply has me so fucking confused I think this is what pignoses truly feels like.

 

[hector85]

Well if it wasn't for him not knowing how to pause we wouldn't have gotten the seven word phrase that encapsulates his relationship perfectly: I don't care finish your FUCKING stream.

lol did kat yell at him for doing too much overtime? i must have totally missed this.

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I feel that's kinda what the dent is saying here, but his reply has me so fucking confused I think this is what pignoses truly feels like.

sounds like that dent is telling him that he doesn't need to chase day 1 views, the games will be there later, especially since he buys digital, they'll never run out of stock. no idea how his head twisted that into "that's not how the games industry works"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

ol did kat yell at him for doing too much overtime? i must have totally missed this.

Yeah it was one of the great mask off moments from a few years back, Piggy spilled his water you know bugged bottle top mechanics and got up to dry himself and he left the mic on and through the magic of audio enhancement we caught that soundbite of her telling him she didn't care he was all wet and to finish the fucking stream. Its somewhere on the original thread I think.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You know I always to joke about the similarities between Chris Chan and Phil, but this one is a little beyond the looking glass

The recent weird "I was always 100% wired to be straight" rambly answer to being asked if he ever found a man sexually attractive was also very CWC-like. A regular straight dood would just answer "Nah, I'm straight" and that's it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Yeah it was one of the great mask off moments from a few years back, Piggy spilled his water you know bugged bottle top mechanics and got up to dry himself and he left the mic on and through the magic of audio enhancement we caught that soundbite of her telling him she didn't care he was all wet and to finish the fucking stream. Its somewhere on the original thread I think.

Went back to find it, just be thankful Phil didn't bitch about spilling his drink for a year like he did with the BK sammich.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

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I'm guessing Phil caught wind that the Star Wars Battlefront remaster launch is a total shitshow and is going to use it as a jumping off point for yet another rant about modern gaming and too many RPGs.

This retard acts like changing his weekly scheduling is a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT and need to be talked in 30 minutes in his Padhcast.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I remember him bringing this up years ago, how he would be perfect to work at Microsoft, Blizzard or any other game developer simply because of all the years he had spent as a "gamer", it so long ago i dont full remember what he claimed, but it was something about he knows more, and better, what games should be like than any developer and his time as a streamer was more than enough proof of it and no one else was at his level.

You all are calling him insane.
But I can see him 100% being the target audience for modern Blizzard games. Perfect retard that would buy and play their slop mindlessly.

How times have changed.

 

[Very Honest Content]

if they play bg3 together i will not be doing anymore recaps on it.

They will be the most unintentionally funny streams of the game though, I would ask you reconsider and maybe ramp up the playback speed to at least 1.25X to 1.5X? Of course the unintentional funny will be the awkward body language on camera mostly so maybe I understand why you'd drop the recap there, all things considered.

I’m late but...“Khat can’t handle the chat at a professional level!”

LMAO Kat can’t read questions at a ‘professional level’ and can’t say good night to Derich at a ‘professional level’?

She owes the wheelchairs and paypigs absolutely nothing, probably knows Derich is a gross coomer sex pest outside of his orbiting online of Phil and reviles Derich accordingly, unlike Phil she's not attempting to groom teenage boys for future online slavery and he doesn't tip. Professionally, her not engaging with Derich is the definition of "reading chat at a professional level," it's Phil who fails that particular test every single time by not telling the autistic leaf to fuck off instead of passive aggressive ranting once a year about "not being able to read the room" in his chat while stressing that's not just directed toward Derich and his chat behavior, but other even more retarded fans like Jayde as well.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I feel bad for her since he basically just trots her out to make money.

I feel bad for her because he talks to her like she's a retarded 5 year old. He talks to her like he talks to his cat. I've heard that "Aww are you tired honey? You don't need to stay here if you don't want to. She's beat guys!" clipped a couple of times now. What a weird couple. I don't know anyone that would let someone talk to them like that let alone a spouse.

I do think they're perfect for each other though. They're not in love, but it doesn't really matter because they're both too autistic to know what it is. Leanna didn't have that same level of autism so she knew something wasn't right.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil used to say that Microsoft would gladly hire him at any time due to his online career.

All talk of any job has gone by the wayside since his probably made up 10 year plan with Mommy.

Not just MS, he also said the other two choices were Amazon and Boeing

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Not just MS, he also said the other two choices were Amazon and Boeing

Boeing. Well we wouldnt be having these malfunctions if valedictorian Phil was on the board of executives. He'd make sure they didnt lose their way

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I feel bad for her because he talks to her like she's a retarded 5 year old. He talks to her like he talks to his cat. I've heard that "Aww are you tired honey? You don't need to stay here if you don't want to. She's beat guys!" clipped a couple of times now. What a weird couple. I don't know anyone that would let someone talk to them like that let alone a spouse.

I do think they're perfect for each other though. They're not in love, but it doesn't really matter because they're both too autistic to know what it is. Leanna didn't have that same level of autism so she knew something wasn't right.

Leeanna is living her best life now. She is actually a real person and not a dent like Phil. Leaving the King of Gout was the best decision she has ever made

 

[Free Jasper]

She owes the wheelchairs and paypigs absolutely nothing, probably knows Derich is a gross coomer sex pest outside of his orbiting online of Phil and reviles Derich accordingly, unlike Phil she's not attempting to groom teenage boys for future online slavery and he doesn't tip. Professionally, her not engaging with Derich is the definition of "reading chat at a professional level," it's Phil who fails that particular test every single time by not telling the autistic leaf to fuck off instead of passive aggressive ranting once a year about "not being able to read the room" in his chat while stressing that's not just directed toward Derich and his chat behavior, but other

I think you missed my point but never mind, let’s move on.
I fundamentally disagree with the line ‘she owes the wheelchairs and pay pigs nothing’.

Just my humble opinion but if you are on stream and expecting money, there’s an obligation to at least try to be entertaining or engaging. Even if you’re bad at it, you have to try if you’re expecting money.
To sit there like a coma patient is an all round fail.