DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[darksydenool]

It's not an obvious button, it's hidden in a menu.

It was a £3000 car... Do you think I went out looking for a luxury vehicle on that budget you fucking retard

Not knowing what your buying especially with features that raise costs of a purchase means you're retarded with money like Phil, sorry. It's like saying you didn't know you bought a car with automatic windshields. And using pounds instead of euros or god forbid usd, so you're already retarded based on ethnicity, sorry again.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I know this is said a lot but he's seriously losing it. Like not even if you try to see the world through his own retarded logic you can make any sense of what he's saying.

That rant about how literally everyone is at fault but him is downright madness. I wonder how quitting RPGs will affect him given that BG3 is his cashcow right now

 

[JimiHendrix]

They will be the most unintentionally funny streams of the game though

i am an anomaly in the detractor space in that I don't care about the things around phil. i don't care about restreamers, I don't care about other detractors, I don't care about phil's SO.

all I want is to sit on my ass and watch the fat retard man play games badly or see funny bad things happen to him in his life. I was around when PandaLee got trapped in his house and had to be there for his entire AC3 playthrough, a playthrough I was actually looking forward to, it was miserable. i have no interest in repeating that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I would say that we could be seeing Phil doing handjobs for crack pulls, but he's so lazy he'd fuck that up.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

His big plan to save the stream with Kat co-op is... Beyond Two Souls.
WALKING SIMULATORS WILL SAVE THE CHANNEL

Did something remotely "sad" happens in this game? I hope Phil cry like he did in Spiderman 2 and Khet get a icky live

 

[Need Help With Tips]

So DSP recently has said that if he only gets tips on the podcast and not during gameplay, then it's because people aren't actually interested in the game. He's made $61, but $53 of that was before gameplay started. It's not looking good for the late stream

edit - He's up to $48 since gameplay started. Punching the air

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Ngl Phil and his wife sitting in awkward silence watching a movie game while Phile yells at chat randomly, until Kat has to tell him to stop pausing the fucking cutscene because she's losing track of what's going on sounds like peak comedy.

A 'coop' game with no gameplay is so amazingly on brand for Phil.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Saw this prestream today and I think this is the most unhinged he's been in a while. So first his solution to people being bored of RPG's is to play even more wall to wall RPG's because he has to finish the games and can't just drop them like he's doing with Final Fantasy. It was this week he was saying how much he loves playing games but then today was talkin about finishing Like a Dragon as if it was Herculean struggle that he just has to get through. Then he literally blames his dents for not liking his content enough and is acting like the entire video game industry is conspiring against him.

At least if the channel continues to suffer it'll prompt Phil to finally do DSPahlatics as in a desperate attempt to get money.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Asking the dents to commit to RPG playthroughs is beyond entitlement, even by his standards. It’s his job to keep the dents entertained, an audience owes nothing to a streamer.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

"Are the games playing me or am I playing the games"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

At least if the channel continues to suffer it'll prompt Phil to finally do DSPahlatics as in a desperate attempt to get money.

He can't do rl stuff, dood. He got harassed due to his vlogs. Can't do it anymore. Don't forget that you can give a tip, post a supersticker, or give a superchat on the chill, positive, meaningful, insightful Like a Dragon streams.

 

[Doxmatix]

Phil - Other streamers are shit because they only play games for the money
Also Phil - I'm gonna drop this game unless you show more financial support to my streams

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

"Are the games playing me or am I playing the games"

>Who’s in charge, me or the Hogans? I think I’m in charge.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm going to give Philip a pass on the pause button meme, just last week I discovered the car I've had for 3 years has heated seats.

Do you drive your car for 8 hours every day?

“Khat can’t handle the chat at a professional level!”

Good thing his is stuck on level 1 then

F for Final Fantasy 7, dead before he got to the beach scene.

Double F technically

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"The heatwave here in Washington state has begun"

Odd that he's not the least bit concerned about his parents being in 70 degree F since he's in a trough and we're in a ridge getting southern heat.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

"The heatwave here in Washington state has begun"

I got MATI hearing that. It’s 52 fucking degrees you fat faggot.

I’m with the others who have said he’s legitimately losing it more than normal. The shit he said today on the CopeCast was absolutely insane. Like he cannot gather two brain cells to rub together.

I also cannot fathom watching his gameplay. It’s the actual worst.

 

[Iron Father]

Ellen Page transitioned to Elliot Page a while back so it might actually be decent foil that invites his chat to keep bringing up trans bullshit topics that makes the pair of them squirm after thinking all they were gonna get was a walking sim.

It already happened during the fucking announcement. It was so awkward.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'I actually feel the last couple of months have been pretty chaotic, unexpected, and quite frankly too samey around here.'

Eh? So it's pure chaos, you never know what to expect, but it's also the same every time. Also the train is derailing and he's gonna grab the bull by the horns. Not sure what Khet's boyfriend has to do with anything but OK.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Finally a 42 year old man realized that side content is filler and he should just play what people want to see.

 

[RougeRed]

Finally a 42 year old man realized that side content is filler and he should just play what people want to see.

He's been saying that forever. Every time the tips are low too often he does the "you guys need to tell me what you want me to play, so you will support it" then he shoots down every suggestion, insults the people who said it, then plays whatever he feels like.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He's such a paranoid pushover that he quit his games because some guy on his team with a completely normal name stood in front of him shooting at him for 5 seconds. "SudafedDemon" Not KhetHorse or DSPBeg or whatever variation of a tahxic name that people usually use.