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Anyone who calls Palpy "Sidious" is sus

He is either the Emperor, or Palpatine, or Emperor Palpatine

Or Palpy

Darth Sidious is not a good name, doesn't sound good. Same with Plagueis lol

The Emperor in the EU held himself above the Dark Lords of the Sith. A lot of the ancient Dark Lords were never called Darth anything. Palpy thought he was the greatest Sith ever, he wouldn't have shared a title with anyone even if they were thousands of years dead
 
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It wasn’t a common critique but I’ve known a couple of fans in real life who felt that way. I remember prior to episode I that there were a fair number of older fans that really hated vi and some of them had that or a similar opinion regarding Vader. They also hated the Ewoks about as much as they would come to hate the gungans. At the time personally I thought episode vi was the shit.
Something also to consider is, before 1999, Vader had also been depicted in plenty of third party media, but most thoroughly in Shadows of the Empire. This whole idea of "humanizing" him was really a matter of knowing he was a flesh and blood person behind the helmet. This wasn't like ANH where you're not even sure if he's even human or TESB where his revelation about his fatherhood could have been a deception.

To draw a comparison, we know Bruce Wayne is a flesh and blood human being like we are but we are also fully aware that he defies the conventions of regular human beings because he is also The Batman. Part of how that works is there is very little media (shows like Gotham being an exception) that explores who Bruce Wayne was before his parents were murdered. In this manner, we know that, even as a child, Bruce Wayne was not a conventional kid.

Ultimately, despite Dark Vader having turned back to the light in RotJ, there was still a sense that Anakin was someone who defied conventions. Like, he wasn't a normal guy and was more than likely a deeply disturbed individual. I mean, he would have to be given he turned to the dark side in the first place, right?

The same year that Episode I was released was also the release of The Sixth Sense. Haley Joel Osment plays an incredibly disturbed child in that film and he does an amazing job with it. Now, take Jake Lloyd as Anakain Skywalker in his setting:

>He has been a slave for all his life.
>He has grown up amidst a wasteland.
>He doesn't have a father.
>He is incredibly strong with the force.

Anakin's entire attitude doesn't reflect his background. In fact, the whole initial conversation he has with Padme sounds far too casual when the context for it is entirely due his being able to sense the supernatural. Compare this with Cole Sear (Osment) revealing to Malcolm Crow (Bruce Willis) that he sees dead people. That moment strikes a chord, it is haunting and remarks on the supernatural. The same cannot be said for any interactions that Anakin has with anyone else in Episode 1. Anakin is far too casual and easy going. Anakin doesn't act like an emotionally disturbed individual. He doesn't act like the kind of boy who probably would have had to mature far faster than he has given his lack of a father and his status as a slave.

Suffice it to say, Lucas seems to think young Anakin needs to work within a convention, but that's the problem: the Star Wars setting isn't conventional. Growing up as a slave to a single mother out in the desert isn't conventional. Being the Chosen One endowed with incredible powers capable of prescience is not conventional.
 
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It wasn’t a common critique but I’ve known a couple of fans in real life who felt that way. I remember prior to episode I that there were a fair number of older fans that really hated vi and some of them had that or a similar opinion regarding Vader. They also hated the Ewoks about as much as they would come to hate the gungans. At the time personally I thought episode vi was the shit.

If sticking to the ground side of the Battle of Endor, even if the ewoks were replaced by wookies Lucas and company had still fucked it up in all other aspects of it. And that's before taking into account the legitimate autistic tardrage of every active and retired servicemen after they been repeatedly asked how the Imperials fucked up and how they would've done things differently ever since RotJ premiere.
 
Still angry that there is no manga adaptation for episode 2 and 3.

I really liked the manga adaptations of Star Wars
I love the Star Wars Manga...New Hope especially.

Shame it's kind of a bitch to get ahold of them on the used market, now. They're such a nice little novelty for the brand.

Anyone who calls Palpy "Sidious" is sus

He is either the Emperor, or Palpatine, or Emperor Palpatine

Or Palpy

Darth Sidious is not a good name, doesn't sound good. Same with Plagueis lol

The Emperor in the EU held himself above the Dark Lords of the Sith. A lot of the ancient Dark Lords were never called Darth anything. Palpy thought he was the greatest Sith ever, he wouldn't have shared a title with anyone even if they were thousands of years dead
It's funny, because the only people who called him "Sidious" were people he was using as pawns, such as the Trade Federation or his various apprentices.

Once you get to stuff like Dark Empire, NJO, and its sequels being published in the 2010s, everyone from Luke to the next generation of Jedi all consistently call him Palpatine. I imagine it's because that's how the world and the wider galactic populace knew him. Very few people knew him as Sidious, and those that did, died ages ago.
 
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Anyone who calls Palpy "Sidious" is sus

He is either the Emperor, or Palpatine, or Emperor Palpatine

Or Palpy

Darth Sidious is not a good name, doesn't sound good. Same with Plagueis lol

The Emperor in the EU held himself above the Dark Lords of the Sith. A lot of the ancient Dark Lords were never called Darth anything. Palpy thought he was the greatest Sith ever, he wouldn't have shared a title with anyone even if they were thousands of years dead
LOL the EU showed the exact opposite. The other Dark Lords in Korriban saw him as a joke. Lost power in mere decades when they, in life, ruled for centuries. When he tried to command them to fix his broken clone body, they mocked him and told him to just give up and die, to take Vader's tomb which was empty. Other Sith such as Revan or Exar Kun didn't settle for Sith spirits mocking them; evil Revan killed Ajunta Pall's ghost while Exar Kun did the same with Freedon Nadd's ghost.

The EU also showed more than a few Dark Lords who equaled or surpassed Sidious in power. So don't give me that shit. Palpatine at best is a mid-level boss in the SWEU. Older Sith Lords make him look like a small shark in a sea of whales.

>He has been a slave for all his life.
We see that his ''slavery'' was comfortable; not all masters treat their slaves like shit, and Watto actually keeps him and his mum safe. Hell, if Watto retained ownership of Shmi, she'd still be alive by AOTC, and the galaxy would've dodged a bullet.

He was a slave in the Roman definition of slavery, not in the Dixie American version of slavery. His master gave him some breathing room and a few freedoms.

>He has grown up amidst a wasteland.
He also is a celebrated racing star. And has kids to play with.

>He doesn't have a father.
Didn't seem to bother him much, since Watto filled that role.

>He is incredibly strong with the force.
Which they noted. Not only was he good at piloting, but also at predicting the future.

Vader's real disillusionment came after Qui-Gon died and he saw the Jedi for who they truly were. That was when his disappointment began to settle in, and when the Space Devil/Space Hitler started whispering evil thoughts into his head. Well, half evil thoughts. Sometimes Palpatine just states the obvious that the Council doesn't want to admit. This explains why Vader is focused on killing Jedi in EPIV, not focused on running around Tatooine killing slave drivers. When his ship was over Tatooine and he was searching for the Jedi, he didn't come down and start slaughtering slave owners, he just focused on the task, but then got hyped when Kenobi showed up, because he thirsted for Jedi blood.
 
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I love the Star Wars Manga...New Hope especially.

Shame it's kind of a bitch to get ahold of them on the used market, now. They're such a nice little novelty for the brand.


It's funny, because the only people who called him "Sidious" were people he was using as pawns, such as the Trade Federation or his various apprentices.

Once you get to stuff like Dark Empire, NJO, and its sequels being published in the 2010s, everyone from Luke to the next generation of Jedi all consistently call him Palpatine. I imagine it's because that's how the world and the wider galactic populace knew him. Very few people knew him as Sidious, and those that did, died ages ago.
There are three comic adaptations that I find funny: the chinese star wars, the polish comic adaptation and the web manwha one.

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And they never released the official comic adaptation of the last film, right? And it was announced IIRC
 
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Anyone who calls Palpy "Sidious" is sus

He is either the Emperor, or Palpatine, or Emperor Palpatine

Or Palpy

Darth Sidious is not a good name, doesn't sound good. Same with Plagueis lol

The Emperor in the EU held himself above the Dark Lords of the Sith. A lot of the ancient Dark Lords were never called Darth anything. Palpy thought he was the greatest Sith ever, he wouldn't have shared a title with anyone even if they were thousands of years dead
what about creamy sheev?

It wasn’t a common critique but I’ve known a couple of fans in real life who felt that way. I remember prior to episode I that there were a fair number of older fans that really hated vi and some of them had that or a similar opinion regarding Vader. They also hated the Ewoks about as much as they would come to hate the gungans. At the time personally I thought episode vi was the shit.
it was smaller, or at least looked like it.
besides, before the internet getting angry about space wizards and teddy bears just made you look silly for normalfags.

storm troopers getting dunked on by some knee-high furry vietcong was it's own meme tho (even more after two movies of "only stormtroopers are that accurate")
 
Yet the writers are retarded and have no new ideas or considerthe larger picture and are just reusing old ideas. So we can have characters surviving multiple lightsabre stabbings in a single TV series.
It's because the writers, especially Filoni, want to put Lightsaber fights on screen constantly which ultimately results in them being spectacle with no consequence.
Enslaved Wookies there would have made way more sense
It's much easier to find a bunch of dwarves than it is to find people over 7ft.
some preschooler yelling YIPPIE was absofucking lutely a big fucking deal for "THIS is fucking Vader?"
Butthurt Gen-Xer angry because Lucas didn't do exactly what he wanted, many such cases.
what about creamy sheev?
I prefer Sheevy P myself.
 
it was smaller, or at least looked like it.
besides, before the internet getting angry about space wizards and teddy bears just made you look silly for normalfags.

storm troopers getting dunked on by some knee-high furry vietcong was it's own meme tho (even more after two movies of "only stormtroopers are that accaccurate"
I remember watching the OT with my dad hundreds of times and one of the main problems being Lucas adopts an idea of pacifism that is far too Westernized to work within the capacity he wants it to.

People facetiously refer back this fight as somehow being indicative of life lesson storytelling without acknowledging that Lucas still cheats the whole pacifism angle by the fact that Luke even took his lightsaber with him in the first place. Lucas gives his characters an excuse to clash lightsabers despite otherwise insisting his heroes have this Han Shot Second mentality.

And note, Luke says this right after telling the Emperor everyone is going to die anyway.

This is the Star Wars thread?
That's a funny way of saying its the "LORD GLASS-SKIN VS CRACKERKNIFE" thread.
Please. The scant amount of times I have posted here doesn't come anywhere close to that dude's want to turn every reply into an essay.

Dude clearly outsources most of his opinions and lingo from Reddit. He hasn't a clue and just thinks "literally me" is peak storytelling.
 
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The EU also showed more than a few Dark Lords who equaled or surpassed Sidious in power. So don't give me that shit. Palpatine at best is a mid-level boss in the SWEU. Older Sith Lords make him look like a small shark in a sea of whales.

Yeah, Creamy Sheev is good, and I like his Sidiousy antics and happy, campy laughter and hammy yelling. But yeah, other Sith did outdo him, but those were all much older.

Kind of like how Marneus Calgar is the most Ultra of Ultramarines in his time, but not an equal to Guilliman.
 
Yeah, Creamy Sheev is good, and I like his Sidiousy antics and happy, campy laughter and hammy yelling. But yeah, other Sith did outdo him, but those were all much older.

Kind of like how Marneus Calgar is the most Ultra of Ultramarines in his time, but not an equal to Guilliman.
Exactly. Marneus Calgar would look silly trying to give Guilliman orders. So imagine how the Sith who lived to see Marka Ragnos rise to power would look at Palpatine trying to boss THEM around........

''What? You lost your Empire to a paraplegic on life-support and a pseudo-pacifist after ruling for less than 24 years? AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING US WHAT TO DO!? GTFO NOOB.''
 
Hey hey people, get ready for some news! The star wars battlefront classic release just came out...and its terrible. The game is utterly glitched, the textures are trash, the servers are nil and now it fills out at 73 GB with 50 GB required!
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DAS RITE! They took a game old enough to vote, made it worse and now it manages to hurt your modern computer. Take in the horror of knowing the evils of Aspyr before your eyes and take joy that these fucks will NEVER remake KOTOR because holy fuck.
Here's a video to get more details.
 
Hey hey people, get ready for some news! The star wars battlefront classic release just came out...and its terrible. The game is utterly glitched, the textures are trash, the servers are nil and now it fills out at 73 GB with 50 GB required!
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DAS RITE! They took a game old enough to vote, made it worse and now it manages to hurt your modern computer. Take in the horror of knowing the evils of Aspyr before your eyes and take joy that these fucks will NEVER remake KOTOR because holy fuck.
Here's a video to get more details.
Don't worry, we're keeping up with it. Those specs are ridiculous though. 50 gigs for a game that used to only be about 10 is insane.
 
How is the BattleFront collection bigger than the original two games while also not having the cutscenes from Battlefront 2???
Like all games released today it has to include a 30 minute 4K video about how all Whites are racist and trannies are superior to natal females. Then you have all the textures being AI-upscaled to 4K but none of the vortices are optimized so if you look at a certain rock on Tatooine your frame rate will drop to 5 and maybe crash the server. Sprinkle on some of your typical pajeet programming incompetence and you've got yourself a standard AAA game released in CURRENT YEAR.
 
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