Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[I call shenanigans]

Do you have a source for that happening?

There was a Newsclip of a video I saw a couple of months ago where a mum, her minor daughter and minor niece were kicked of a flight due to the POS policy. The POS only booked one seat but needed two. In the video you could here SW personnel in the airport terminal telling her there was nothing they could do. The family had flown from somewhere else and had to change flights in Denver (from memory). They ended up stuck in Denver until they could get another flight. While POS policy wants these fatties to book extra seats at booking, they don’t actually require it. However the fatties can use the early boarding queue for disabled folk, then ask for reserved seat cards to place on the seat next to them. Bad luck to whoever booked that seat if the plane was already fully booked.

This wasn’t the news link I originally saw, but tells the story

 

[FarmVille]

There was a Newsclip of a video I saw a couple of months ago where a mum, her minor daughter and minor niece were kicked of a flight due to the POS policy. The POS only booked one seat but needed two. In the video you could here SW personnel in the airport terminal telling her there was nothing they could do. The family had flown from somewhere else and had to change flights in Denver (from memory). They ended up stuck in Denver until they could get another flight. While POS policy wants these fatties to book extra seats at booking, they don’t actually require it. However the fatties can use the early boarding queue for disabled folk, then ask for reserved seat cards to place on the seat next to them. Bad luck to whoever booked that seat if the plane was already fully booked.

This wasn’t the news link I originally saw, but tells the story

I looked this up and apparently there was a booking error or something and one of those tickets was on standby. If you are on standby you don’t have a seat.

I frankly don’t believe at all that an airline will kick passengers off to give their seat to a fatty. Kicking someone off a flight is a big deal and a pr nightmare.

https://liveandletsfly.com/woman-bumped-southwest-passenger-of-size/

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

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[VinegarPussy]

$00.50 says Coco hated Casey Musgraves on sight because Casey is an oppressive shitlord, ie, BMI is within normal range.

Disclaimer: in all fairness I can’t pick out one of her songs, but I know what she looks like (an oppressive shitlord that utilizes portion control as part of her white supremacy privilege blah blah).

 

[Angry New Ager]

Vanilla Coke and Starburst jelly beans—exactly what a diabetic needs.

 

[glass_houses]

Juliana looks like an upturned giant tortoise, waving its legs helplessly, knowing it's going to die slowly unless a compassionate human with a forklift happens to come along and righten it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Juliana looks like an upturned giant tortoise, waving its legs helplessly, knowing it's going to die slowly unless a compassionate human with a forklift happens to come along and righten it.

You're forklift-certified, but you’re not helping. Why is that?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Greyhound, or by boxcar - they already have that "hobo-core" aesthetic. That would give them so much content....... and us shitlords a lotta laughs......

Watching either of these two try and hop a train would be even better than watching them try to squeeze into an Amtrak.
Witness my sperg

Spoiler

To get on, they'd need to be capable of heaving themselves up at least to the level of a kitchen counter with no assistance, and/or able to use the kind of ladder you see in swimming pools (first step being around knee or crotch level, have to grab handles and lift up entire body).
As for hopping OFF? I mean they'd probably just hit the ground and explode idk

 

[Octopi]

Yeah, I think the train discussion was wondering if travelling by land would be more physically accessible than by flight. Obviously J and Corissa would go for the convenience of flight any day.

Seems the answer on extra accessibility is no, anyway. And there seems to be more policies/assistance in place for airborne fatties than Amtrak fatties.

 

[Breadbear]

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"If you're feeling weird about your body lately" -- I'm not taking any sort of bopo advice from someone with an appointment with a butcher to get her tits lopped off. Sorry not sorry.

 

[Dr. Armchair]

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This is just peak nonsense. I also used to get pretty down in the darker months until I found a couple of amazing things that mean winter is now a breeze. Exercise, finding a project for the duration that keeps me interested, eating well and good sleep. Kerazeeee that if you just mope about ‘resting’ (wallowing) you don’t feel great. How strange!

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I frankly don’t believe at all that an airline will kick passengers off to give their seat to a fatty. Kicking someone off a flight is a big deal and a pr nightmare.

Airlines overbook all the time. They generally know how many people will show up for a flight, based on history. They aim for 100% butts in seats as much as they can. They also know that occasionally, more people will show up than normal, and they will have to bump some people off the flight.

The only thing that made the link that @ICallShenanigans posted noteworthy to the media is a death fat was the reason....or the alleged reason.....that family didn't make the flight.

J and Coco would get their jollies bumping some skinny bitches off the flight if they get the chance. Hell, if they happened to be skinny Jews, they'd consider it pro-Palestinian "activism".

 

[Breadbear]

J and Coco would get their jollies bumping some skinny bitches off the flight if they get the chance. Hell, if they happened to be skinny Jews, they'd consider it pro-Palestinian "activism".

From the river to the sea
P-O-S policy


Also it's cool that we can be antisemitic now.

 

[FarmVille]

Airlines overbook all the time. They generally know how many people will show up for a flight, based on history. They aim for 100% butts in seats as much as they can. They also know that occasionally, more people will show up than normal, and they will have to bump some people off the flight.

The only thing that made the link that @ICallShenanigans posted noteworthy to the media is a death fat was the reason....or the alleged reason.....that family didn't make the flight.

J and Coco would get their jollies bumping some skinny bitches off the flight if they get the chance. Hell, if they happened to be skinny Jews, they'd consider it pro-Palestinian "activism".

That’s literally not the policy and that family did not lose their seat to a deathfat.

The policy is that deathfats should book two seats and one will be refunded or if there is an empty seat available they can have it.

No one loses their seat for fat overflow.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[unwieldy_object]

My friend, there is nothing delicious about J. Stuck in a train car is somewhere between hilarious and horrifying, but far from delicious.

No there's nothing delicious about J, but it's definitely delicious imagining horrible things to happen to her by her own fault.

 

[Narwhal]

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Yeah, and I'm the president of the US

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Yeah, and I'm the president of the US

Can't be - you can string together multiple sentences without stumbling while reading a teleprompter. Stonheads incoming lol

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Haram-Habibi]

That’s literally not the policy and that family did not lose their seat to a deathfat.

The policy is that deathfats should book two seats and one will be refunded or if there is an empty seat available they can have it.

No one loses their seat for fat overflow.

I'm guessing you never actually went over to Southwest's website to look this up, right?

Southwest's Fat Ass Accommodation Policy

Allow me to direct your attention to the following sentence, practically right in the middle of the paragraph: "It also helps us ensure we can accommodate all Customers on the flight for which they purchased a ticket and avoid asking Customers to relinquish their seats for an unplanned accommodation."

In other words.....we prefer that you bothered to book an extra seat ahead of time, so we can make room for your bulk. But if you had no common decency, and didn't do that beforehand, we're going to ask some other unfortunate skinny person to either move to a less desirable seat (like across from the shitter) or GTFO the plane.

Yes, it does mean GTFO the plane if they have 100 seats on it, 99 regular size people show up and a ham planet like Coco or J also waddles up to the ticket counter. Ham planet can't fit in one seat alone and will need two seats. Ham planet ain't going to be the one kicked off. Some skinny solo traveler is probably going to be "invited" to leave (with the threat of having a cop drag them off if they refuse) so the ham planet has a place to rest zyr's fupa. They aren't going to put a passenger in one of the jump seats, up with the pilot, or down in the cargo hold. That skinny bitch or bastard is SOL.