Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

CGoody, neck yourself faggot.

Oh noooo but whatever would Nick do if one of his chief moderators died? How ever would he control his YouTube chat and protect it from spam?

Nick's LOCALS logs went from over 10k messages per day down to a few hundred. We rarely break 2k messages over a 4 day weekend with Friday and Monday show cancellations.

Oh wait, nevermind maybe he'll be just fine. I can't imagine the freeloaders chatting much more than the paypigs do.

 

[Right To Bear Blarms]

The Ronversations post just reminds me of those godawful thumbnails he had for years

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

A couple things stood out to me in that Elissa clip of Nick talking about morality from the other day. He mentions a Christian God, but then immediately corrects it to a Judeo-Christian God, which is obviously because he doesn"/ even believe in Jesus. Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip sense for Nick, because Nick treats his morality and teachings as the final word when he "deprograms" his kids. That God's word is penultimate and Nick has the ultimate say.

 

[Captain Manning]

Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means.

Well, he is an egotistical maniac, so maybe he means God is second to him? It certainly fits.

More than likely you're right though.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Not a law show. Never has been, never will be.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not a law show. Never has been, never will be.
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He should talk guns too.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I think I got the coof. You lovely alogs can wish me a million parodies or fauci ouchies?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I think I got the coof. You lovely alogs can wish me a million parodies or fauci ouchies?

I remember seeing on Tucker Carlson that Viagra supposedly works. You could always ask Nick for some.

 

[polar bear]

A couple things stood out to me in that Elissa clip of Nick talking about morality from the other day. He mentions a Christian God, but then immediately corrects it to a Judeo-Christian God, which is obviously because he doesn"/ even believe in Jesus. Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip sense for Nick, because Nick treats his morality and teachings as the final word when he "deprograms" his kids. That God's word is penultimate and Nick has the ultimate say.

I like and agree with your comment so much, such a great observation, both wrt judeo-Christian (i fucking hate that term, its so retarded), and about deprogramming children - this thought has been brewing in my head for quite a long time. i wanted to highlight your post more, so pls accept bear medal

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So I took this tiny screencap from his YT, it's tiny cause there are only 2 pieces of info that got my attention:
1. He calls him a friend, and he word capitalized the word. He has a Friend now.
2. I took the image approx 17 minutes before the start of the stream. Only 53 people waiting. That looks pretty grim to me, not sure if that is his current standard.

 

[Maude Snew]

Oh noooo but whatever would Nick do if one of his chief moderators died? How ever would he control his YouTube chat and protect it from spam?

Foolish incel prude, you're five steps behind. You see, social media genius Nick Rekieta has cleverly alienated his entire fan base to immunize himself against this very thing.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He should talk guns too.

I really don't know why he bothered with that topic ever. I would imagine a lot of gun owners in the United States will tell you that their rights to own and carry are always under attack from various measures and legislation, so tips and advice from actual legal professionals in this area would be extremely helpful I would think. Given Nick's prior experience in helping someone with legal issues, I'm inclined to believe he would accidentally give you advice that would get your right to possess revoked for life. It is my opinion that owners have to be smart when it comes to what is okay and not okay legally, and asking Nick about legal issues, especially something as heavily scrutinized as this? His track record is horrible.

I used to know someone that when in such a discussion, he would just be like "fuck it police break the law all the time, so just do whatever you want with your guns bro." I could truthfully see Nick giving someone advice like that (because two wrongs make a right), then tell you it's your fault for listening to him when you should have known better. Listening to Nick for advice on almost anything in the world is a horrible idea. Unless it's how to be bull-bait, or turn your wife into a plastic-built sex goblin, then he's your man for the job.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

A lot of people who go into that field are completely fucking crazy themselves it's unreal.

Can confirm. Got a niece that wanted to get into psychology. She's a total basket case.
Also failed most of her classes in her first semester and dropped out. And underage drunk a lot. Those two probably coincide.

 

[HostilePustule]

I really don't know why he bothered with that topic ever. I would imagine a lot of gun owners in the United States will tell you that their rights to own and carry are always under attack from various measures and legislation, so tips and advice from actual legal professionals in this area would be extremely helpful I would think. Given Nick's prior experience in helping someone with legal issues, I'm inclined to believe he would accidentally give you advice that would get your right to possess revoked for life. It is my opinion that owners have to be smart when it comes to what is okay and not okay legally, and asking Nick about legal issues? His track record is horrible.

The thing is there is an entire contingent of 2A content creators who cover such topics as well as current events and court updates, and many of these content creators actually are legally educated and qualified to talk about such things. They all have bigger audiences than Nick does and better knowledge, so Nick would be completely out of his depth there even if he wanted to talk about guns. I never pegged him as a firearms guy anyway even when I was regularly watching his Rittenhouse coverage. Lawtube was entertaining in a daytime talk show kind of way but if it's going to be just Nick then it gets boring fast. I have no idea how he could have sincerely believed that his personality carries the content when I feel like at least 3/4 of his viewers would tap out as soon as the superchat reading started at the end of the stream.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have no idea how he could have sincerely believed that his personality carries the content when I feel like at least 3/4 of his viewers would tap out as soon as the superchat reading started at the end of the stream.

Even when I would watch him back then, when he got to the last 2 hours when just reading all the <$20 chats, I would turn it off unless I was super focused on whatever project I was working on (with Nick in the background). It's like okay, shows over, now he's just reading all the chats he probably should have read back when they mattered, because in a stream as long as his were, the chats probably don't matter at all anymore after that much time has passed.

That's also why I thought the concept of "Super Chat Catch-Up" videos are just dumb. Chances are that person really wanted to contribute to the conversation being talked about in the stream, but when you read it several days later when your only goal is to get through them as fast as possible, it just feels like a waste of money depending on what the superchat was (unless you only cared about sending them a few bucks, then it's fine I guess). I understand that's not always possible, but an announcement of a time limit to get your superchat in for it to be read on that stream would be a good idea. I know some YouTubers do this.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

What is the worst Nick has done beyond being partially responsible for fucking up Vic’s life (even then Vic is a grown man he should have known the liabilities)? Lying? Saying mean things to strangers online? Slandering Montegraph as being a pedo? None of those things are so heinous that it would throw him in jail. His hubris is so toxic that he can’t make mea culpas.

People seem to always chalk up him being a drunk and slandering Monty as his worst offenses. I will always maintain that his greatest offense is being friends with the disgusting, confirmed child groomer, Drexel. Not only is he friends but he cheers on the degenerate behavior. Before he truly started spiraling I felt very uneasy when myself and many of his other fans kept telling him we hated Drexel and to just keep him off the show, but he would get snippy and say "It's my show I'm going to have on who I want." (It didn't help that some of Drexel's diehard simps would loudly shout us down). Needless to say when it all came out that he wasn't the sweet Christian family man he always pretended to be, he was a degenerate coomer who had hid his worst tendencies behind jokes and innuendos, I was extremely disappointed, but not surprised.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Anyone remember Ken's casting couch? The therapist that was somewhat a rekieta orbiter. Any way he could do an analysis on Rackets?

This was, yet another, broken "promise". He was going to have a series of Ken analyzing him.

Did Nick’s audience actually sit through that?

Weeb wars people did. I mean dyed in the wool weeb wars. It was fucking awful and an instant pass.

2 pieces of info that got my attention:

Make that three. He has, officially, dropped another 1k subs.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip

This is actually just a normal slip, because he met to say "penisultmiate," since Rekieta considers dick his one true lord.

 

[Kulee Baba]

People seem to always chalk up him being a drunk and slandering Monty as his worst offenses. I will always maintain that his greatest offense is being friends with the disgusting, confirmed child groomer, Drexel. Not only is he friends but he cheers on the degenerate behavior. Before he truly started spiraling I felt very uneasy when myself and many of his other fans kept telling him we hated Drexel and to just keep him off the show, but he would get snippy and say "It's my show I'm going to have on who I want." (It didn't help that some of Drexel's diehard simps would loudly shout us down). Needless to say when it all came out that he wasn't the sweet Christian family man he always pretended to be, he was a degenerate coomer who had hid his worst tendencies behind jokes and innuendos, I was extremely disappointed, but not surprised.

It's easy for me to forget about Drexel because I just found anytime he appeared to be straight up boring, I thought the guy would just blabber on and on. Looking back at the 20 second video from the Drexel OP you even see Nick trying to tell him in a friendly way "Shut up! You stupid niggardly fool who deserves nothing but my brotherly love and friendship!"

And you're right to take Drexel at face value, but if Nick was in anyway capable of being a lawyer he could have talked his way out out of that. At least to a decent percentage of his audience. Imagine this speech to happen in Nick's stream sometime after Drexel.

"Okay guys so I want to address a small controversy. The other night Drex told a rather shocking anecdote and a lot of people are mad about that. Now look it's not my job to tell you what to think. You can consider me trash you can consider Drexel a creep. But look I've known the man for two decades, he is one of my closest friends. And I believe firmly that clip does not represent the real Drexel. We were all telling rowdy stories and Drexel gave his own "Letters To Penthouse" and yes it did go a little too far but I believe it was just a story. Beyond that there's nothing else to say but I'm sorry that my stream broke a taboo that simply shouldn't be broken in the world today. I only ask that you consider giving benefit of the doubt and remember we're doing a comedy show."

Would such a speech work? I'm not Clarence Darrow or Saul Goodman but I think that's WAY more professional than the way Dax and Nick handle shit. They deny, they straight up lie. I've never seen such obvious lying as Nick pretending Null was barking like a literal rabid dog going "GIVE ME THE NAMES OF WHO I SHOULD BAN!"

You're running a show that's signal boosted by Kiwifarms don't lie about Null like that! I've been on forums for the majority of life and all of them at the very least gave me temporary bans for being too much of a tard. All Null has done is declare me a "mongoloid retard" and thread banned in one single thread. Null makes it clear in the actual video he wanted to know who was crossing the line and I'm guessing if anyone was close to that fine line he'd meditate upon it and then politely edit the damn post rather than piss off his userbase by being a tyrant.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

A couple things stood out to me in that Elissa clip of Nick talking about morality from the other day. He mentions a Christian God, but then immediately corrects it to a Judeo-Christian God, which is obviously because he doesn"/ even believe in Jesus. Then he describes God as "a penultimate deity", which demonstrates that Nick is a retard who, like most of the people who use the word penultimate to sound smart, doesn't know what the word means. But it's actually appropriate in a Freudian slip sense for Nick, because Nick treats his morality and teachings as the final word when he "deprograms" his kids. That God's word is penultimate and Nick has the ultimate say.

That might be why Nick would always go on and on about how awesome fatherhood was. Nick likes being a father because he can be God to his children. He is their creator and he giveth and taketh away depending on how they obey his commandments.

Ditto his stance on being a husband. He is God to Kayla and it is Kayla's duty to please him at all times. You just know that's how Nick thinks being a deranged narcissist, and probably his favorite part about Christianity since he can point to all the verses that establish the husband as master of the house and someone who must be obeyed but ignores the verses that explain the husband/father's duties to their wife and children (and God, whom Nick doesn't actually believe in).

 

[not william stenchever]

It would also explain his glee at his self admitted animal cruelty. Something something "God gave man dominion over the beasts". But the overwhelming majority of people who hunt actually like animals.

Takes a fucked up mind to enjoy harming critters in completely needless ways.