Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

I knew with almost absolute certainty that Lucas's "break" would not last more than a day or two. Addicts are so predictable. This must be what being a Bossmanjack follower feels like.

Oh yeah, big update, no more drama posting in the Catboy Ranch.



(give it a couple days hours before Lucas inserts himself into some gay YouTube drama again. A gross male gremlin who feeds on drama is all he will ever be, and yet watching him try to pretend otherwise is kind of amusing... I guess)

 

[Baap]

I knew with almost absolute certainty that Lucas's "break" would not last more than a day or two. Addicts are so predictable. This must be what being a Bossmanjack follower feels like.

Oh yeah, big update, no more drama posting in the Catboy Ranch.

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(give it a couple days before Lucas inserts himself into some gay YouTube drama again. A gross male gremlin who feeds on drama is all he will ever be, and yet watching him try to pretend otherwise is kind of amusing... I guess)

Were they discussing Turkey Tom's video on the drama-posting channels?

And yeah its hypocritical since Kuffla will be inserting himself into some drama within a week and he is stopping other people from talking about it beforehand while he will be making 5 video regarding said drama.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Here is Lucas celebrating that Stonetoss got doxed:

(A)

Also here is a Freudian slip from Lucas:
(A)

Edit: More tweets from Lucas





Edit 2: The reply above his Freudian slip tweet doesn't make it better.
(A)
He thinks you shouldn't be suspended off of twitter when you post the personal information of an anonymous person. WHAT HAPPENED LUCAS I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST DOXING?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

> Keffals done with for the 478395683rd time
> immediately commenting on the Stonetoss drama
> crying about video games
> making fun of Boogie

Like clockwork.

Edit: Nice ableism bodyshaming you have there, Lucas.

 

[Ise]

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The lack of self-awareness is almost inspirational.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

The lack of self-awareness is almost inspirational.

It's almost like it happened to him at some point....

 

[Haramburger]

You picked the dumbest fucking time to quit drama, imagine all that revenue lost on an E.Z. fucking "Stonetoss bad!" no-effort video. I am laughing at the paycheck you threw away while I continue to laugh(and seethe at HHH calling him fat; he's NOT goddamn fat!).

This person (YT LINK) said Lucas accidentally made public Patreon video today.
I didn't watch the video so I don't have any context of timeline for when this was recorded. Sorry I can't bring myself to watch it.

I think it's old news from DropKiwiFarms, Keffals is NOT going to be getting a current article in the Washington Post, but that happened back in June 2022. It's gotta be old. No way Keffals is "expanding the team" right now lol.

 

[BohrokSwarms]

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The difference, Lukas? Neither Boogie nor Ricky hide their true selves. They don’t pretend to be anybody else.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The fuck is he going to even talk about if not drama.

 

[Baap]

Mr. Tip banning certain topics on his discord regarding the horse-fucker and our favorite troon. This is a msg to his mods.

 

[4090 Chad]

Looks like Youtuber WillyMac, who has previously done videos "exposing" and criticizing breatubers like Hasan and Vaush, has now turned his sights on Lucas.




Damn, Lucas can't catch a break, just being constantly content farmed by Youtubers that expose his degeneracy, faggotry, and hypocrisy to the world

 

[T O X I C S L U D G E]

Looks like Youtuber WillyMac, who has previously done videos "exposing" and criticizing breatubers like Hasan and Vaush, has now turned his sights on Lucas.

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Damn, Lucas can't catch a break, just being constantly content farmed by Youtubers that expose his degeneracy, faggotry, and hypocrisy to the world

this is going to be gold seeing the tard get ripped apart by more creators than just Tom

 

[Baap]

Looks like Youtuber WillyMac, who has previously done videos "exposing" and criticizing breatubers like Hasan and Vaush, has now turned his sights on Lucas.

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Damn, Lucas can't catch a break, just being constantly content farmed by Youtubers that expose his degeneracy, faggotry, and hypocrisy to the world

He also did atleast 3 videos on Keffals as well before, which are really good.

 

[Something Awful]

Mr. Tip banning certain topics on his discord regarding the horse-fucker and our favorite troon. This is a msg to his mods.

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I mean I can understand banning baseless accusations, but lines like "DO NOT publicly disclose these topics are banned" and tellings mods to just memory-hole any mention of (secret) forbidden topics is just creepy. "Failure to comply can result in further action", lmao. Do you think you're RoboCop or something, you fat fuck? Imagine people like that having any power outside of their Discord.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Lucas is a true and honest woman and I will not hear any objections.

 

[Baap]

I mean I can understand banning baseless accusations, but lines like "DO NOT publicly disclose these topics are banned" and tellings mods to just memory-hole any mention of (secret) forbidden topics is just creepy. "Failure to comply can result in further action", lmao. Do you think you're RoboCop or something, you fat fuck? Imagine people like that having any power outside of their Discord.

It's obvious that he missed his calling a reddit mod and as a result we got unlucky to see his fat face on the internet. Sometimes I feel bad for him. I mean it's pretty clear that he has no irl friends and he grew up getting bullied as soon as he set his foot outside. I hope he knows that none of the "e-girls" he hits on will dare breathe in his direction if they came across him in flesh. Then again, so as soon as I look at his fat ugly face I feel like getting a shower to wash away the filth.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

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Lucas is a true and honest woman and I will not hear any objections.

Thank you for posting that, I've been looking for that clip for months.


Serious question what drug(s) was Lucas addicted too that we know of? I keep hearing opioids, I keep hearing meth, I keep hearing RX meth (adderol) I keep hearing cocaine. This stupid faggot couldn't even keep his own story strait about the swatting that never really happened.

What was the point of hiding all the videos for a few hours? I don't really get it. I noticed some of the funny YT comments were deleted. I assumed he was having a mental breakdown of some kind. Stupid faggot should just cut his losses and go be another Canadian tranny hooker, I'm sure Tipster would bankroll all his drugs for the chance to get at that axe wound.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

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He has a 2-year residence permit. I don't know about a work permit. His "wife" EFNO is the more responsible of the two, so maybe he made Lucas get a work permit and helped with the process, but maybe not.

Lucas was lamenting that he can't get in legal trouble while on a visa when he wasn't able to immediately get his psych meds of choice and someone proposed finding them on the darkweb.

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("I know narcotics and hrt are obvs", lmao. Nice minor-friendly DIscord. BTW they were considering banning minors from the Catboy Ranch, but decided not to because that would mean the chuds win or something. I'm not kidding.)


They do, why do you ask? Am I missing some joke?

It'd be a shame if Keffals was violating the conditions of their visa via "working" online (getting chaser $$$). I have no idea how it works in Europe though, I only know about Asia. Also insane that Keffals is only now caring about legality.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Imagine people like that having any power outside of their Discord.

Reddit wants to have a word with you. The UK too. Germany sends also it regards.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Serious question what drug(s) was Lucas addicted too that we know of? I keep hearing opioids, I keep hearing meth, I keep hearing RX meth (adderol) I keep hearing cocaine. This stupid faggot couldn't even keep his own story strait about the swatting that never really happened.

For certain, we know from Keffal's mouth that he took excess opiods from his dad. I don't remember if it was when he was dying and they were leftover while dad was in the hospital or after dad passed, but that started an opiod addiction that Lucas talked about even after transitioning. We also know that he embezzeled the money from a communist party of Canada he was in to buy Opiods - while he says he left the group for other reasons, his former comrads told on his ass.

Lucas has alluded to being on drugs that can kill you with withdrawal. The two possible ones are alchohol and benzos (anti-anxiety). We know for sure he's been drunken on stream. Benzos we don't have direct proof of, but considering how fucking out of it and how slowly he talks and slurs his words, it is absolutely not off the table. It could be damage left by any combination of drugs, however.

Currently, we know Lucas is taking Adderall. There's a high chance he abuses them since he has terrible self control.

The cocaine usage comes from another twitter user who revealed Lucas was doing drugs with some of his go grift me money. I can't remember the whole saga, but there's doubt that the specific drug is cocaine since it was a second hand report and Lucas himself doesn't show signs of coke abuse often. It's very likely he did cocaine but it might not be his main drug of choice, partially due to what he likes and partly due to cocaine being expensive. Lucas seems like a guy who'd do any drug for the fun of it and junkies tend to eventually branch out for new highs, so he could be on a cocktail of different drugs at different points in his life.

So currently, for sure, it's ADHD meds and antianxiety meds (even then my memory's a bit shakey if he currently has a prescription). In the past, prescription opiods & alcohol abuse. He also likes doing weed. Some kiwi can factcheck me better, but even then what we know comes from either his or other people's reports and context clues. Lucas lies a ton, so him saying he's only on prescribed medication in high but regular doses means little.

Edit: remembered more.