Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Law]

Why does his head look so weird? It's like it doesn't fit that body

I think it's his mouth shape.
His mouth is so uncanny to me. I think it's cause it's just a perfectly flat line, in all his pictures. Usually people getting autograph celeb pics at nerd cons at least smile or try to do something goofy with the celeb. He has the same expression wether he's standing next to George Takai or owning the haters on Xitter. It looks like he's mimicking the polite cat meme. He also kinda looks like John Travolta in The Fanatic.
If you change the mouth shape and break the symmetry he looks less like an angry dead-eyed Muppet and more like a normal schlubby middle-aged guy.

Tough guys don't have facial expressions.

 

[Maude Snew]

When is Shane gonna troon out?

Takes a while to cut your dick off with a butter knife.

I'd love to watch Shane cross swords with his Godfather Fatrick but I know Fat would block him after a somewhat disappointing back-and-forth.

Happened multiple times, Rick never even engaged with Shane, that's how insignificant he is. Artist's rendition:

 

[AutoClownMaker]

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Bless his heart, I can’t imagine the absolute state of mind you have to be in to try this hard to suck up to Fatrick Failson of all people.

Could be Jackie as she made the claim that pulling court records are felony harassment.

VS accessing a public record.

I believe Jackie had interacted with the old norrathreaver account.

 

[Law]

If you wanted to suck up to Patrick or Jackie, surely you could just buy them a bunch of donuts. Cause fat.

 

[Chub Rub]

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Bless his heart, I can’t imagine the absolute state of mind you have to be in to try this hard to suck up to Fatrick Failson of all people. Imagine seeing a man that spams “This is why your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison, stalker.” all day and thinking, “wow, he’s so cool, I gotta get him to notice me somehow!”

Your tax dollars hard at work, folks.

That is not how PACER works. He might as well say he's backtracing to get the cyberpolice involved.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Gonna use his hacker connections to see just who looks up fatso's ludicrous lawsuits.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

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Bless his heart, I can’t imagine the absolute state of mind you have to be in to try this hard to suck up to Fatrick Failson of all people. Imagine seeing a man that spams “This is why your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison, stalker.” all day and thinking, “wow, he’s so cool, I gotta get him to notice me somehow!”

Your tax dollars hard at work, folks.

Fucking moron…it takes like what, 30 seconds and a credit card to get a PACER account? Fuck off with that secret squirrel shit. Nobody is afraid of you.

 

[Law]

Fucking moron…it takes like what, 30 seconds and a credit card to get a PACER account? Fuck off with that secret squirrel shit. Nobody is afraid of you.

Well if it takes a credit card that explains why he has to get his "old friends" to do it instead of doing it himself

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

and with his level of stupidity and autism, that would give him a whole new world of career opportunities - namely, journalism

however, it only works in water-based acidic media, e.g. carbonated drinks
and carbonic acid slowly decomposes over time (the fizzing is carbon dioxide being released), which would make the liquid less acidic over time, rendering the preservative useless and making the meat vulnerable to a whole load of microbial decay processes that are much slower or not even possible in air
not to mention the effect acid itself would have on the meat - it'd basically marinate it, MovieBob style

I never said you would use the Mountain Dew itself as it, you would just render it down to get to the sodium benzoate, or just get a bag of it. It's rather cheap.

Fucking moron…it takes like what, 30 seconds and a credit card to get a PACER account? Fuck off with that secret squirrel shit. Nobody is afraid of you.

By old friends he means people who have that money as he's dirt poor.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

shane doesn't know, but patrick is ignoring him because he's a snoy boy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This didn't happen, Shame has no friends

Interesting claim, considering doing that would be a felony on the part of whoever fraudulently accessed such data.

Yeah, I was going to say, this is just like Jennifer's calls for crimes to be committed to stop non-crimes.

It's also like Jackie saying nonsense to sound smart: "check for specific lookup/account correlations to see who's been looking into specific records." You mean you want to see who looked at what?

He probably doesn't even know about RECAP.

 

[An automatic clown]

Fat poor faggot who spends all day insulting people on X gets Josiah banned. Josiah has raised money to purchase supplies and donate to a leprosy shelter in the Philippines. I'm sure Null can speak to


Perhaps KF can report his posts where he calls everyone a bigot/Nazi/pedophile
Sorry just venting: not your personal army

 

[grey area]

It's amazing what X constitutes as a threat. This fat waste of space and his ilk spend all day lambasting others over disinfo while pushing thinly veiled threats of violence because that's all an obese, impotent cuck like Shane can muster.

He and Pat are the weakest and most pathetic of men.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fat poor faggot who spends all day insulting people on X gets Josiah banned. Josiah has raised money to purchase supplies and donate to a leprosy shelter in the Philippines. I'm sure Null can speak to

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Perhaps KF can report his posts where he calls everyone a bigot/Nazi/pedophile
Sorry just venting: not your personal army

That's the problem though, he didn't give Shane money.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Is the neowin account archived? When I click the link on this it says I don't have permission to view it.
Here he is asking for somebody to post a teenage girl's nudes. Think it belongs in the OP if we can get an archive.

Former Microsoft employee and known pedophile Shane Nokes requests to see nude teenage girl

Sick sick shit. Surprised he hasn't joined the SFWA yet. He posted this in a thread about a Mum posting her teenage daughter's nudes on Facebook https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1123696-mom-posts-teen-daughters-nude-photo-on-facebook/?do=findComment&comment=595373658

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The neowin account is no longer available (ETA or it's just private) but I always forget that Shane is a supreme creep until somebody mentions it. Reiterating that this screenshot belongs in the OP, since he wants to try and direct people to his thread again.

":shifty:"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The neowin account is no longer available (ETA or it's just private) but I always forget that Shane is a supreme creep until somebody mentions it. Reiterating that this screenshot belongs in the OP, since he wants to try and direct people to his thread again.

":shifty:"

He could have been banned again. He's been pissing off people in the Dr Who thread there.

 

[Maude Snew]

Just sad when grown alleged man Shane Nonce overworks his filters like some random e-whore after a bunch of autists made fun of his dumb face. Not even Fat Rick uses filters, he's just out there with his fatness on his social media and sometimes even television for all to see. Don't want to give Rick credit but at least he owns his looks, that takes some amount of balls Shane Nonce apparently does not have. I guess he only applies those when asking for nudes of teenagers.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just sad when grown alleged man Shane Nonce overworks his filters like some random e-whore after a bunch of autists made fun of his dumb face. Not even Fat Rick uses filters, he's just out there with his fatness on his social media and sometimes even television for all to see. Don't want to give Rick credit but at least he owns his looks, that takes some amount of balls Shane Nonce apparently does not have. I guess he only applies those when asking for nudes of teenagers.

An autistic persons neurology puts them at a disadvantage when it comes to things like mental and physical health, social relationships, and jobs. They are also more prone to be self-conscious about their looks as well as their own intelligence compared to that of their peers so their self-esteem takes a dive. It's why you see them try and play up their accomplishments or do something about their looks. Hell depending on how severe the autism is they can't even recognize the person staring back at them in the mirror or even a photograph.

 

[An automatic clown]

An autistic persons neurology puts them at a disadvantage when it comes to things like mental and physical health, social relationships, and jobs. They are also more prone to be self-conscious about their looks as well as their own intelligence compared to that of their peers so their self-esteem takes a dive. It's why you see them try and play up their accomplishments or do something about their looks. Hell depending on how severe the autism is they can't even recognize the person staring back at them in the mirror or even a photograph.

You got a fan.


Right Shame we ain't got shit on you. Except your Gunted GF, the fact you asked for teenage nudes, being on section 8, fake disability etc. But go on.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Keep ignoring the teenage girls nude requests accusations, you fat fuck. That only looks very good on you and not like a caught pervert at all.