Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Bossman turns on his newest juicer, FatHacker, thinking that he is either a stake employee or Evil Eddie himself
FatHacker juiced him a few thousand tonight that allowed Bossman to get that 23K, and he was upset Bossman lost it so quick
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Unfathomably based.

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we gotta talk about that delusional rant he had about buying his family members rollercoasters and houses.
What the absolute fuck. has he completely lost his mind? He actually verbalized his crazy. Usually once you hear how insane your thoughts are you change them. Not this nigga. He just sat there in them.
 
we gotta talk about that delusional rant he had about buying his family members rollercoasters and houses.
What the absolute fuck. has he completely lost his mind? He actually verbalized his crazy. Usually once you hear how insane your thoughts are you change them. Not this nigga. He just sat there in them.

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The entire paranoid rant of last night about Stake fucking him over, rats, other gambling streamers, how he's the best streamer ever and will pay off all of his families debts, JOE MOTHERFUCKING BIDEN (PresiRAT of the United States), society, etc etc etc just pure crack paranoia. Enjoy. I only cut out a couple of AFK's.




Just the "i will pay off all of my families debt and buy my nephews gooociiiii nnn sheeiittt nigga" part:

 
Just the "i will pay off all of my families debt and buy my nephews gooociiiii nnn sheeiittt nigga" part:
lmao this guy

"i'm not being disrespectful, i'm jus sayin"
jus sayin you'll jet all over their moms faces then telling her to fuck off, no disrespect mayne.

Whats annoying is he does make more money than most people. He just gambles it all away. If he put away even a tenth of what he got, he'd be fine for some time cos I guarantee he doesn't pay his parents shit for food, bills or whatever.
 
And from the stream that just concluded, the last 7 mins, all of his dopamine receptors are fried and he's becoming SadManJack. Some of the YouTube autoplay picks are great tho :story:. It's also insanely hard to hear him sometimes because he's mumbling and the music is at 100% volume, tried to clean it up but failed, so enjoy the RAW unedited AUDIO (no FAKE audio up in dis BISH, yo).


 
Whats annoying is he does make more money than most people.
He realistically doesn't, though. Austin hits those big swings because he places ridiculous bets with free money. He's only comfortable placing those bets because he's a hopeless gambling addict and his brain is fucking fried. It's money he will never see. He's in the position he's in because he's a cow in a unique situation given his parents. The guy will gamble or smoke away almost every dollar that passes through his grubby fingers. Tobey's Pawn Shop is going to love him when he walks in with his coins and gets fuck all for him. The 4070 is worthless to him. Hopefully trapper eats the disgusting shoes. The only thing gamba has given him is friend dopamine receptors. He's going to be homeless if his parents haven't setup some kind of estate trust to take care of him after they die and realistically Austin will fuck that up somehow even if they do.

This isn't just directed at you. Farmers getting jealous of cows is pretty common when large amounts of money are involved and I like to try to provide some prospective. Ask yourself this question the next time you get annoyed or jealous or upset at a cow's success: would you trade your life for theirs? I meant that you would have to live their life as them. You don't get to come in and fix everything as yourself. The answer is going to be no unless they're mega rich and then maybe you'll think about it.
 
This isn't just directed at you. Farmers getting jealous of cows is pretty common when large amounts of money are involved and I like to try to provide some prospective. Ask yourself this question the next time you get annoyed or jealous or upset at a cow's success: would you trade your life for theirs? I meant that you would have to live their life as them. You don't get to come in and fix everything as yourself. The answer is going to be no unless they're mega rich and then maybe you'll think about it.
I'm not jealous, and I agree that just because he gets money doesn't mean he "has" it because it was realistically never going into his bank. But he gets a stack of money from kick every month, his donations/juice money isn't always on a loan basis, and the free stake money is his to do whatever with afaik. He absolutely has the means to provide himself a very comfortable life. he's just a retard, and thats the annoying part.
 
This isn't just directed at you. Farmers getting jealous of cows is pretty common when large amounts of money are involved and I like to try to provide some prospective.
I don’t think anyone’s jealous, though. We all know Austin is not in an enviable position. He’s lost more money than most people could ever fathom on Stake and his crack-addled brain is the only reason he doesn’t fully realize it and snap.

Still though, you have to look at the short-term here. Austin was a few button clicks away from having $20k when he started with only a couple thousand. There are a lot of people who live paycheck to paycheck and could legitimately change their lives with that kind of money. Instead, they’re watching the crack addict who lives with his parents and presumably doesn’t even buy groceries sit with tens of thousands of dollars in his wallet and completely blow through it in minutes for a dopamine rush. BMJ has lost so much money gambling that it’s completely retarded to say that you wish you were him, but I still don’t blame people for watching him click click click $20k of essentially free money down the drain and saying “I would’ve been able to do so much more with those winnings”
 
Keno hitting hard as fuck and Bossman slamming his chair like a monkey

It turns out he broke his chair while doing that. Good thing he has a folding chair pocket dimension just outside his room
 
One day, Austin will drive up to the rats and fuck their moms in a Bentley. Frfr no cap ong. (if he blows up the only one who will buy a Bentley is Derrick Christmas, from all the crack he'd sling to Austin)



Crack paranoia hitting hard right now:



He gets felted, again, and it's fucking sad that he has 744 viewers but NO FUCKING MONEY BRUH.


 
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One day, Austin will drive up to the rats and fuck their moms in a Bentley. Frfr no cap ong. (if he blows up the only one who will buy a Bentley is Derrick Christmas, from all the crack he'd sling to Austin)

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I'm gonna have to have a stranger danger talk with my mom soon.
-- So, if a strange man invites you for a ride in his Bentley, what do you say? NO MOM, YOU DO NOT SAY "FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOO"
 
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