Why is milk yummy, refreshing, and makes your tummy feel better when you have indigestion? - No beverage has the right to be this good.

[Gangstalker #32194]

I like to have iced milk.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A moo-st interesting milk fact:

Milk cools the burning sensation from eating spicy peppers unlike water because capsaicin is fat-soluble, not water-soluble. The higher the fat content of the milk, the more effective it will be.

 

[Kamui]

Debatable. It makes my tummy feel very unyummy. Not even in a lactose intolerant way it just makes me queasy.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mommy buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

I still drink milk even though I’m lactose intolerant. Worth it

 

[Dysnomia]

Milk is like the worst thing to drink when you have an upset stomach. Plus it has that weird sour aftertaste.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Milk is like the worst thing to drink when you have an upset stomach. Plus it has that weird sour aftertaste.

You must be drinking some fucked up milk

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Milk is like the worst thing to drink when you have an upset stomach. Plus it has that weird sour aftertaste.

Count your fucking days on this earth.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Milk tastes so much better with ice in it. I like it a lot for the easy protein, but even I'll agree that it coats my teeth and has a mild sour aftertaste.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Milk is like the worst thing to drink when you have an upset stomach. Plus it has that weird sour aftertaste.

You must be drinking some fucked up milk

If you are sick with an upset stomach, milk is the worst thing you can drink. I knew a woman a few years back who kept giving her toddler milk when the kid was sick and the poor child kept getting the shits because of it, like the milk was going sour in the kid's stomach but since all they fucking drank in that house was milk... Felt a lot of pitty for that kid.

Otherwise, milk is a great drink.

 

[Not a bee]

CHOCCY MILK

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I like a little moloko plus, which three would be vellocet (mixed with most likely amphetamines), synthemesc (mixed with synthetic mescaline) and drencrom (mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens).

 

[fatcock burgerking]

I like udder-temperature milk. The sucking is half the fun!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

In my honest opinion soy milk is better tasting than cows' milk anyways

Same. I never liked cow's milk, it's too sour. Even as a kid I hated drinking it. Soy milk tastes a million times better.