Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Cogs wife is doing cooking content now.




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In the cooking video cog accidentally shows his face in the lid reflections multiple times, clearly wearing his stupid paper boy hat.
I thought this must be fake but it is somehow real what the fuck :story:

Here is where Cog gets caught. A hand with fake nails places down a lid on a cooking pot, and clear as day Cog himself is in the reflection.



This is the hand showing the ingredients off. This is before he puts on the fake nails.

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This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!

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Some more comparisons

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I thought this must be fake but it is somehow real what the fuck :story:

Here is where Cog gets caught. A hand with fake nails places down a lid on a cooking pot, and clear as day Cog himself is in the reflection.

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This is the hand showing the ingredients off. This is before he puts on the fake nails.

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This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!

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Some more comparisons

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First it was drag queen story hour, now it's drag queen cooking shows.
Very progressive of him.

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In the cooking video cog accidentally shows his face in the lid reflections multiple times, clearly wearing his stupid paper boy hat. And those are his hands 100% because they’re not poo coloured. Cog is crossdressing.

The KC is investigating it live.
Male ring fingers are almost always longer than their index finger, unlike female ring fingers which are shorter than their index finger, this is due to testosterone. Even if we couldn't see his face, it's an easy tell

You can also use this method to find out who the really sneaky troons are
 
He probably needed b-roll footage that they didn't manage to capture at the time. So he decided to play dress-up to get the video out.
This would explain various minor inconsistencies.
If he needed b-roll he could just... film b-roll.
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Why would Cog do hand drag? Is there going to be a scandal because he did the hand work for the b-roll on this shitty cooking video only 40 people at most will ever see and Cog's hands were in the b-roll instead of his wife's? Don't you think it'd be a bigger scandal to try and get away with drag hands?

This doesn't make sense. Those are female hands. The nails are gross, and she's probably fat, but those are female hands. Look at the woman's knuckles in comparison to the known photo of Cog's hand above.
 
This doesn't make sense. Those are female hands. The nails are gross, and she's probably fat, but those are female hands. Look at the woman's knuckles in comparison to the known photo of Cog's hand above.
The other problem is that even if you accept that Cog's wife has hands shaped identically or almost identically to Cog, and that somehow she was not visible in the reflection in the glass even though Cog was visible multiple times, you also have to accept that their skin tones are almost identical. I simply don't believe it. I don't know how Cog thought he could get away with this.

Okay but like why would he do that? For what purpose?
She probably heard him muttering "IT REALLY SHOULD BE ME" as she was cooking and got confused at what he wanted.
 
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