Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Xenomorph]

It's St Fatricks day and the only snake he is beating is his own.

 

[SargonF00t]

@Mr E. Grifter He does have outside cameras that we know of, it's very likely the guest with the cat just brought it without trying to hide it and Pat could see them doing it on the outdoor camera.

He has camera's in the bathroom where the toilet is.

No woman gets to shit in his house, without him being able to watch it.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Is it just his piggish stupidity to increase his online footprint and the access of trolls or is it all part of his pathology where he needs to be in conflict at all times?

The best troll will stay there, do nothing wrong, and yet make sure pat knows. You don't have to shit in the floorboards or anything like that. Pat will rip that place apart looking for kgb snooping devices

then he'll file many police reports against the person- lacking any evidence- so it could still be a headache.

Also, geocache something there. Nothing incriminating,nothing that can be put into a lolsuit,just something innocuous. Like a funny tweet pat said or simply "Pay Quasi" printed and folded onto a sheet of paper,rolled up,hidden. Make it hard to find but possible if you look hard enough. Nothign much. Nothing more.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

The second, better, forum already has an idea of what to do:
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Taking a shit wouldn't work. It'd smell briefly and immediately for about two days and then it'd just dry up.

The meat is a great idea, but go one step further - nail a fresh fish underneath a desk. It won't smell until you're long gone and the fat fucker will go crazy trying to find it, because after a few weeks in the heat that thing is going to permeate his entire house with the stench of rotting piscine flesh, which is way worse than other meat.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

With this AirBnB reveal shows is that if you are paying Patrick he'll be a nice guy. airDNA says WI rentals are $150 a night. Hotels are that kinda price or more. $100 a night - Milwaukee wants 14%. (lets say 15%) AirBnB takes an average of 3% but can go up to 14%. Lets just say 5% to make things a simple 20% take,

For $80 a day Patrick will not child you and hang with you. And then he has to clean up. Be a real shame for him if the rocks and dirt on the shoes messed up his hardwood floor with deep scratches. But that's just what happens with a dance party.

Wonder if his AirBnB will be open for his court hearing date? Because going to Solberman's to enjoy a drink with Sgt Evens, Hooligans for a pint, or even going to the Swinging Door won't hit the same way as having a party at the 1/2 hovel looking to find all the hidden cameras, microphones all while playing all the various youtube videos about Pat loudly seems like it would be worth watching the stream of. Sadly for Patrick these renting people needing a grinding sound with small children giggling to sleep as white noise would drive him into popping off a record number of xits on the xitter. Watching swingers porn loudly would just seem to get Niki all hot and bothered because she's not invited to the chicken and porn party so best not do that with the finest in delivery chicken from NYPD or even Chubby Cheesesteaks.

Once you get that WiFi password - imagine your network flight recorder capturing the bespoke packets of Patrick childing others. Worthy of a blockchain series of NFTs no doubt. Buy your fatcoins now so you can be part of the airdrop of Neet Fat Troll's

 

[Slav Power]

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Nice half dishwasher to go with the half hovel.

I see some things clearly on the first floor and something clearly up near the roof.

Are we sure the FFWBT is even in residence anywhere?

I could use a "half dishwasher" like that, my kitchen is fucking tiny and I hate washing dishes by hand.

 

[SomethingFishi]

These pictures cannot possibly be correct. I see no evidence of pepperoni grinders anywhere

 

[DumbDude43]

Taking a shit wouldn't work. It'd smell briefly and immediately for about two days and then it'd just dry up.

The meat is a great idea, but go one step further - nail a fresh fish underneath a desk. It won't smell until you're long gone and the fat fucker will go crazy trying to find it, because after a few weeks in the heat that thing is going to permeate his entire house with the stench of rotting piscine flesh, which is way worse than other meat.

if you want to go real deep: bring a screwdriver, unscrew a power socket from the wall, hide bits of fish or some clams in there, then screw it back on
nobody will find the source of the smell, just be careful you don't electrocute yourself or short something in there

 

[Kane lives in death]

Patrick the 42 IQ retard with felony anger issues now being paranoid of everyone sleeping just below in his house?.

Hes gonna end up shooting someone isnt he, and i give it a 50/50 of him shooting either a genuine stalker child or a random guest in a fit of paranoia. I obviously hope that im wrong but we are talking about the extremely stupid fat man here.

What months are already booked? For now he doesnt have much to worry about, but his paranoia will start after that date with every new guest registration from this point onwards.

edit: just checked, there are already free slots in most of april, it wont take long lol

 

[grapeshark77]

He can't identify a pest (or a friend of a pest) so he'll be on edge with everyone. Any booking he gets after Saturday is a potential undercover stalker.

Bonus from yesterday: he's SO angry when people don't know everything about him. He's currently telling people to enjoy prison every few minutes, circling back to old tweets.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

With this AirBnB reveal shows is that if you are paying Patrick he'll be a nice guy. airDNA says WI rentals are $150 a night. Hotels are that kinda price or more. $100 a night - Milwaukee wants 14%. (lets say 15%) AirBnB takes an average of 3% but can go up to 14%. Lets just say 5% to make things a simple 20% take,

For $80 a day Patrick will not child you and hang with you. And then he has to clean up. Be a real shame for him if the rocks and dirt on the shoes messed up his hardwood floor with deep scratches. But that's just what happens with a dance party.

Wonder if his AirBnB will be open for his court hearing date? Because going to Solberman's to enjoy a drink with Sgt Evens, Hooligans for a pint, or even going to the Swinging Door won't hit the same way as having a party at the 1/2 hovel looking to find all the hidden cameras, microphones all while playing all the various youtube videos about Pat loudly seems like it would be worth watching the stream of. Sadly for Patrick these renting people needing a grinding sound with small children giggling to sleep as white noise would drive him into popping off a record number of xits on the xitter. Watching swingers porn loudly would just seem to get Niki all hot and bothered because she's not invited to the chicken and porn party so best not do that with the finest in delivery chicken from NYPD or even Chubby Cheesesteaks.

Once you get that WiFi password - imagine your network flight recorder capturing the bespoke packets of Patrick childing others. Worthy of a blockchain series of NFTs no doubt. Buy your fatcoins now so you can be part of the airdrop of Neet Fat Troll's

No, no. Have an actual swingers' party and let Nikki in. Then tell Fatrick that he's too fucking fat and #PAYQUASI.

 

[MilkThePig]

Congrats on your thread making it to 7M views, pig!

Over at the Forrems, we've been raising this hog since he was a mere piglet but we knew one day he'd have to be released into the wild. It's incredibly heartwarming to see how well he's done

 

[WelperHelper99]

Patrick the 42 IQ retard with felony anger issues now being paranoid of everyone sleeping just below in his house?.

Hes gonna end up shooting someone isnt he, and i give it a 50/50 of him shooting either a genuine stalker child or a random guest in a fit of paranoia. I obviously hope that im wrong but we are talking about the extremely stupid fat man here.

What months are already booked? For now he doesnt have much to worry about, but his paranoia will start after that date with every new guest registration from this point onwards.

edit: just checked, there are already free slots in most of april, it wont take long lol

The next few months are going to be wild. The AirBnB arc is honestly hilarious and no doubt going to open Pat up to pranks. I fear for his poor toilet he argues with.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

No, no. Have an actual swingers' party and let Nikki in. Then tell Fatrick that he's too fucking fat and #PAYQUASI.

Having an actual swingers party would need actual swingers. And then these swingers saying 'I hear Niki is down for such even with her herpes.'.

OnA goons and rando KFers + Evan's supporters from the federal courthouse showing up for drinks and snacks is one level of funny. Now imaging that crew ALSO be swingers AND then Niki is naked swinging? That has went from funny haha to funny disturbing. Almost the kind of tale of InterNet drama that could keep someone scared awake..

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I could use a "half dishwasher" like that, my kitchen is fucking tiny and I hate washing dishes by hand.

Look into countertop - there’s one in France called “bob” or something and someone reverse engineered the soap dispenser cartridges.

The rolling ones can work with a nice butcher block countertop it’s almost a mini island

In other news, Zillow and other places often have photos from houses for sale from the last listing. Anyone up to find them and do a compare to AirBNB so we can try to find out which rooms are whose?

 

[Broadside]

Uh oh...

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

He can't identify a pest (or a friend of a pest) so he'll be on edge with everyone. Any booking he gets after Saturday is a potential undercover stalker.

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Natalie Joy Preezöhn, Nick Orion Chayld, Steven Talker, Pasha aî-Quazî, Peter Öhrk & Stanley Quealer, Paige Harold Atphagot, Benjamin Ishteetz.
Just tossin' those out there.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

He can't identify a pest (or a friend of a pest) so he'll be on edge with everyone. Any booking he gets after Saturday is a potential undercover stalker.

I wonder what the schedule looks like for mid July? The RNC National Convention will bring in a lot of people.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

“What a nice little Airbnb, I sure hope the homeowners wife hasn’t been fucked by niggers on the mattress my children are gonna sleep on! ”

I’m just wondering what happens if an obvious troll stays for the night. I’ve only stayed in two AirBnB’s and I never saw the owner, because I think AirBnBs are mostly psuedo hotels managed by a service company. To think this fool could stay calm while having one of the STALKERS in his humble abode is crazy. What would Patrick do if a guest took off their jacket and they were wearing an OnA T-Shirt? Would they be a troll, most likely but that wouldn’t be grounds to cancel an BnB stay.

I don’t even think you can kick someone out after the day of reservation. Such an arrangement is miserable from the start, how humiliating that you’re sleeping upstairs and you got weirdos fucking in your home’s master bedroom?

It would be funny for sure, but he’d definitely Publish your name and info on his twatter. But, you could probably sue him for that, lmao

 

[WelperHelper99]

Uh oh...
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... and there goes Pat's AirBnB. The OnA trolls work fucking fast lol. Now that quazi debt is REALLY gonna pile up.