Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

WelperHelper99 said:
... and there goes Pat's AirBnB. The OnA trolls work fucking fast lol. Now that quazi debt is REALLY gonna pile up.
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his airbnb, defeated because of his obsession to turn the swattings into a national story.

Its amazing how again and again he is his own worst enemy.
And honestly i kinda agree with the troll, getting guests into your house without warning them that they could be swatted at any time doesnt seem very legal to me if something bad were to happen, but im not a lawyer ( and to be fair, we dont know if he warns them on private so we could be wrong).
 
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Kane lives in death said:
his airbnb, defeated because of his obsession to turn the swattings into a national story.

Its amazing how again and again he is his own worst enemy.
And honestly i kinda agree with the troll, getting guests into your house without warning them that they could be swatted at any time doesnt seem very legal to me if something bad were to happen, but im not a lawyer ( and to be fair, we dont know if he warns them on private so we could be wrong).
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He probably does warn them in person to be completely fair. But it is scummy not to say it on the advertisement. It's almost like Pat knows when the swats will happen, like he's paying for them...
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
With this AirBnB reveal shows is that if you are paying Patrick he'll be a nice guy. airDNA says WI rentals are $150 a night. Hotels are that kinda price or more. $100 a night - Milwaukee wants 14%. (lets say 15%) AirBnB takes an average of 3% but can go up to 14%. Lets just say 5% to make things a simple 20% take,

For $80 a day Patrick will not child you and hang with you. And then he has to clean up. Be a real shame for him if the rocks and dirt on the shoes messed up his hardwood floor with deep scratches. But that's just what happens with a dance party.

Wonder if his AirBnB will be open for his court hearing date? Because going to Solberman's to enjoy a drink with Sgt Evens, Hooligans for a pint, or even going to the Swinging Door won't hit the same way as having a party at the 1/2 hovel looking to find all the hidden cameras, microphones all while playing all the various youtube videos about Pat loudly seems like it would be worth watching the stream of. Sadly for Patrick these renting people needing a grinding sound with small children giggling to sleep as white noise would drive him into popping off a record number of xits on the xitter. Watching swingers porn loudly would just seem to get Niki all hot and bothered because she's not invited to the chicken and porn party so best not do that with the finest in delivery chicken from NYPD or even Chubby Cheesesteaks.

Once you get that WiFi password - imagine your network flight recorder capturing the bespoke packets of Patrick childing others. Worthy of a blockchain series of NFTs no doubt. Buy your fatcoins now so you can be part of the airdrop of Neet Fat Troll's
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Remember, Nice is not good. "Nice people" can be rude if given the power to do so. For all intents and purposes, Rick is the average American 30-40 something. Talk about the things he likes and shut your fucking MEOWTH about things he doesnt and you're not going to stir up any trouble. He'll be passivly nodding and agreeing,thoughts about stalker children in the back of his mind as one may thing about loans and taxes. If I walked pass by him on the street as he rides on his gay little motorcycle I wouldn't think much. Maybe he looks a little funny but he's not bothering me,he's not bothering anyone. He'll fade his fat ass into the background of any bar as he Walter Mitties his way through Popeye Esque Brawls. The most crucial and life changing difference between the Blimp and your ordinary Celto-Germanic Mystery Meat Mutt is that he lacks the IQ to not "Break bad" any time someone strikes a nerve. Most mundane boomerlibs like himself don't have the neurotic urge to spam the same copypasta over and over again,and unless they do they still are able to keep families and live relatively normal lives outside of the occasion internet illiterate freakout. The Hog on the other hand simply must win. He's nice if he doesn't see you as a threat,becuase he is naturally subserviant to his betters,like any good Red White and Blue Goy.
 
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Doubly Punished Snigger said:
Getting his AirBnB pulled is cringe, it would have been funnier for the pests to rent from him and wear him down. This is not delaying gratification at all
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Yeah, it's fucking retarded to try to get it taken down. Much more funny if it stayed up and have the fat faggot with bitch tits tormented over a longer period.
 
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Broadside said:
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Rick's shot himself in the foot better than the police could.

Now he's in a situation where he gets to either A) try to argue that the swats and harassment aren't a big deal so it was fine for him to rent out, thus sinking his narrative that he's in perpetual danger, or B) admit he was knowingly putting people at risk and accept the loss of what was probably a major source of income along with his cherished superhost status.

Action have consequences, child. Enjoy poverty.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Rick's shot himself in the foot better than the police could.

Now he's in a situation where he gets to either A) try to argue that the swats and harassment aren't a big deal so it was fine for him to rent out, thus sinking his narrative that he's in perpetual danger, or B) admit he was knowingly putting people at risk and accept the loss of what was probably a major source of income along with his cherished superhost status.

Action have consequences, child. Enjoy poverty.
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There is Option C) say nothing. But that is impossible for Pat. A lot of things would have been better for pat if he kept his mouth shut tbh.
 
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For those bewailing the possible end of this brief but beautiful airbnb saga let me remind all of you one very important thing

Fatrick reacts to even the slightest insult, mockery, or inconvenience with literal fucking years of screaming threats and camera hawging. If airbnb dropkick him out the programme he is almost certainly going to begin the "airbnb lawsuit saga" with according social media oinking and local news interviews as he tries to turn him being considered too fucking retarded and risky to deal with by airbnb into the new floydening
 
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Judge Holden said:
For those bewailing the possible end of this brief but beautiful airbnb saga let me remind all of you one very important thing

Fatrick reacts to even the slightest insult, mockery, or inconvenience with literal fucking years of screaming threats and camera hawging. If airbnb dropkick him out the programme he is almost certainly going to begin the "airbnb lawsuit saga" with according social media oinking and local news interviews as he tries to turn him being considered too fucking retarded and risky to deal with by airbnb into the new floydening
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This is the truths - for almost any other cow, I’d totally be almost angry about not leaving him free range (and some of the Reddit alogs for various cows are actually infuriating) - but only FFWBT is strong enough to always pull defeat from the jaws of victory.

This ends my speech on why he should be lolcow of the year.
 
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Sammich said:
Yeah, it's fucking retarded to try to get it taken down. Much more funny if it stayed up and have the fat faggot with bitch tits tormented over a longer period.
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there are dozens of stalker childs, probably hundreds, its literally imposible to tell all of them to not to report patricks airbnb, yes it sucks that we might lose the stalkers renting his house saga (from the second better forum:feels:) , but if thats what happens theres nothing that can be done, there will always be at least one random guy that will do this kind of stuff, no matter how much times he gets called a retard for it.
Even if hes banned from bnb there will be fun rages out of it, and he will probably try to rent it from another service, lets just see what happens, i think a lot of ribs will come regardless
 
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After exhaustive investigation I have finally discovered where fatrick acquired the dish washer
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I have even found on the dark web a snippet of footage from where it has finished washing Nikkki's strapon and presents it for use on a restrained fatrick

Yung Liver Cirrhosis said:
Sorry for being very late and gay.

AirBNB does not allow indoor security cameras, apparently. Will he enjoy prison from being a stalker child?
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Its ok, fatrick promises it wont be switched on while there are people there, especially not when they are in the bathroom
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And if you cannot trust a face like this who can you trust?
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Null said:
Just remember to make your posts that start with "it would be funny if someone" instead start with "it would be funny if someone from the OnA forums". Thank you
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it would be funny if someone from the OnA forums sexually molested Joshua Moon. Also if they hid little riddles and puzzles that lead to nowhere around Pat's House.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
it would be funny if someone from the OnA forums sexually molested Joshua Moon. Also if they hid little riddles and puzzles that lead to nowhere around Pat's House.
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Wait so they would kidnap and begin molesting jawsh after hiding riddles and puzzles that contain clues as to where he is being held in the houses of various notable cows?

Thats some fuckin riddler shit nigga
 
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