Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Lidl Drip]

Geek says she was never real

But we saw a picture of Cog in bed with a brown woman at some point.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

I know it's the nature of A-Logs to get irrationally angry over someone they're not much better than. But for all of Ralph's faults, he can still pull a woman. Granted he had to pay for the last one on account of her being a prostitute, but he wasn't pasting fake nails on his pig hoof to own his haters.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

smh can't you READ? Cog said he edited himself into the video, and you FELL for it

I can read and my question from earlier remains.... who featured this? Cog with an alt account? if Cog is Serial Killer Bates Cross Dressing as his mother, or a welfare wigger in brit bong has NO affect on my outlook of him being an irrelevant E-begging Pile of shit. . . . The Flat wigger is living his best life why should you or I care? unless you look up to him?

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Can't wait for next cog stream.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE NOT FACTUALLY CORRECT.

I'm just surprised there now exists a context where a statement like this actually makes sense.

 

[Null]

I mean if it is intentional, what is the joke? That he's a loser? Great joke.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Jobless Johnny coming for the throne of most embarrassing nigga in the Sektur.

 

[Marc]

But we saw a picture of Cog in bed with a brown woman at some point.

That may be worth a second look:

 

[Anti Snigger]

I can read and my question from earlier remains.... who featured this? Cog with an alt account? if Cog is Serial Killer Bates Cross Dressing as his mother, or a welfare wigger in brit bong has NO affect on my outlook of him being an irrelevant E-begging Pile of shit. . . . The Flat wigger is living his best life why should you or I care? unless you look up to him?

Why are you bothering me about a thread being featured? I don't make these decisions

 

[WEEKEND]

I mean if it is intentional, what is the joke? That he's a loser? Great joke.

Cog or Kay, who's cooking would you eat if you had to?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

COG went from a boring sperg to a mega sperg. Seeing him spiral this bad over the past three months has been hilarious.

 

[Cringestorian X]

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This just got interesting. At the time of Cog’s wedding last year there were purported to be pictures of Cog in full Indian garb. He showed them to pay pigs in his discord through direct messages (according to Cog)

Podawful is a gay opping faggots that manage to suck the fun out of everything he touches. I don't get why anybody in the sektur still pays attention to that faggot after all the shit that he did.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

this comment is now gone for some reason

Yeah he deleted a bunch of comments other than the one that used a big word and he didn't understand what it meant.

He refers specifically to "my wife's hands" in that comment so it will be interesting to see if his cope now includes claiming that her hands were never in that video.

i didn't manage to get it archived but he does confirm that it existed

He confirmed he's sweeping comments???

All of those comments are gone!

If this is an AMAZING EPIC WERK and he wanted people to mock him, why would he delete the comments where people are doing what he wanted and talking about it?

Even when Ralph claims "it was a work, morons!" he does it more convincingly than that.

 

[Americunt]

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It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

I...what? So not only was it all kayfabe, but he had Kubrick-esque perfectionism to make sure his reflection was visible in one of the shots? To...what, own them for thinking his fat paki wife is real and or can cook?

Cog's copes are so schizo.

 

[PauperVita]

Podawful is a gay opping faggots that manage to suck the fun out of everything he touches. I don't get why anybody in the sektur still pays attention to that faggot after all the shit that he did.

Be that as it may, I know those photos exist. And he might have them.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

For those of you just arriving, I figured I should enlighten you on Cog's previous living conditions in his council flat.
He was kind enough to live stream a tour right when he was moving, including the absolute state of his bathroom that had insane amounts of black mold growing everywhere.

Classy welcome mat and well-worn wooden floor painted matte black by Cog himself

The black mold covered bathroom, including the sink and faucets, and check out the massive dark area on the wall by the toilet
(upped the brightness a tad so we can get a better look at it)

The live stream itself:

 

[Safir]

No way. Maybe the upper castes have few that pale, but they aren't the ones immigrating. The poos leaving Uttar Pradesh are as brown as their rivers.

Yes way. Rich ones migrate, too (not that Cog can pull one) -- also rich Chinese, rich Nigerians, rich Russians. A lot of wokist "anti-capitalist" whining on campuses is committed by Nigerian capitalist princesses.

India is huge. There's even a population on the border with China who look Chinese and who India wants to export to the separatist province of Chinese Taipei.

 

[Blight]

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It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

I was only pretending to be retarded

 

[StMaryPiper]

I was only pretending to be retarded

Pretend retardation, Ironic Trooning, Just a prank bro assaults. Holy trinity right there

 

[K!w!Fartz]

I NEED to get out of this country... I NEED to get out of this country!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Yes way. Rich ones migrate, too (not that Cog can pull one) -- also rich Chinese, rich Nigerians, rich Russians. A lot of wokist "anti-capitalist" whining on campuses is committed by Nigerian capitalist princesses.

India is huge. There's even a population on the border with China who look Chinese and who India wants to export to the separatist province of Chinese Taipei.

But we already saw Cog's wife and she is not light skinned.