Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Nihil Jung]

This is a new low for the sektor. I love it, what an absolute batshit move.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

At best there's a real pajeet wife. That's bad enough.

 

[MadStan]

If he needed b-roll he could just... film b-roll.
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Why would Cog do hand drag? Is there going to be a scandal because he did the hand work for the b-roll on this shitty cooking video only 40 people at most will ever see and Cog's hands were in the b-roll instead of his wife's? Don't you think it'd be a bigger scandal to try and get away with drag hands?

This doesn't make sense. Those are female hands. The nails are gross, and she's probably fat, but those are female hands. Look at the woman's knuckles in comparison to the known photo of Cog's hand above.

Bro…if you think those are female hands I’d hate to be your wingman at the bars and let you in on the bad news that those “chicks” you took to the bathroom…ain’t chicks.

 

[Shagedan]

Nails look scuffed asf but those are a woman's hands.

Not sure why you’re getting pilloried. They still belong to Cog but it’s definitely the hands of a woman

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Its like fight club if instead of fighting it was being poor in a britbong shack.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

yet another incredible ralphamale victory.

ralph really is the dsp of da sektur. just keep yourself alive until all your alogs are dead or finally prove themselves entirely, completely retarded in an attempt to own you.

 

[PauperVita]

It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

 

[Anti Snigger]

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It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

This nigga is stupid

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeah, that's 100% his reflection.

See the hat and you can also see the glasses, that's him.

Now that I have the time to look at it more I think you can even see the fake nails on Cog's hand in the reflection. Look at the thumb. There are only a couple frames because it was sped up though.

If the voiceover was like an obviously just AI voiceover, I may believe that cog was cogssdressing but his wife was obviously involved.

Yeah he says it is text to speech at the beginning of the video. I thought it was obvious enough and didn't really prove anything (maybe she didn't want to have her voice on the video) that I didn't mention it. My bad.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

You can be poor financially, but not mentally. Cog is both. He has no pride, or shame, absolutely worthless wigger bum. Even Mersh is less pathetic, at least you can shame him into self-improvement.

All he had to do was clean his flat once a week and it would have been fine. No, apparently it's the council who is at fault because this lazy layabout (who doesn't work) can't find the time in his non-existent schedule to hoover the floor.

I don't think I will ever get over the painted floor though. Not only does it look awful, that paint is for walls not the floor - his PC chair had scraped it off the floor where he had been sat at the PC.

How do you approach the age of 40 and not have a job, as an able bodied man. He's so fucking pathetic. Everything wrong with the UK.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

Archive in case he deletes this "it's a WERK" cope:
Archive

Even though it was a work all along and he WANTED you to figure out he put on fake nails, Cog was a busy man when he woke up this morning deleting a bunch of comments on the YouTube video calling him out for putting out a video where he is pretending to be his own wife.

Several comments I saw personally while downloading the YT video 12 hours ago have now been swept.

However, this one was left over. I'm guessing this is because he doesn't know what the word means.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

We dont actually, in fact Im one of the few who dont use curry powder at all cause I find it fucking disgusting, both in smell and taste. I use curry leaves which are used as a garnish, not to enhance flavour and that too I use it rarely. I just tend to use paprika and turmeric a fuckton.

North Indians generally do, especially those from Punjab.

No way. Maybe the upper castes have few that pale, but they aren't the ones immigrating. The poos leaving Uttar Pradesh are as brown as their rivers.

 

[Bloitzhole]

This is so obviously Cog, you can even see his dumb goatee in the reflection

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Not only the dumb goatee - if we reduce it to black and white and increase contrast, one can easily distinguish his rectangular glasses on the side unobscured by the reflection in the glass lid

 

[Anti Snigger]

Not only the dumb goatee - if we reduce it to black and white and increase contrast, one can easily distinguish his rectangular glasses on one side
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smh can't you READ? Cog said he edited himself into the video, and you FELL for it

 

[Marc]

I was waiting to see how soon he would be claiming to have Akchully epikly troll’d his hadurs after waking up.

 

[Cringestorian X]

this comment is now gone for some reason


i didn't manage to get it archived but he does confirm that it existed

archive

 

[Guntkvd]

Not only the dumb goatee - if we reduce it to black and white and increase contrast, one can easily distinguish his rectangular glasses on the side unobscured by the reflection in the glass lid
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Imagine wearing that bum hat indoors.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So did the curry wife leave him (was she the one who cheated on him with a co-worker?) and now he is pretending she's still around? Because we did see a picture of them in bed together (she's definitely not light skinned). So she existed at some point. This is just so bizarre.

Imagine wearing that bum hat indoors.

He's bald under there 100%.

 

[PauperVita]

This just got interesting. At the time of Cog’s wedding last year there were purported to be pictures of Cog in full Indian garb. He showed them to pay pigs in his discord through direct messages (according to Cog)

 

[Anti Snigger]

So did the curry wife leave him (was she the one who cheated on him with a co-worker?) and now he is pretending she's still around? Because we did see a picture of them in bed together (she's definitely not light skinned). So she existed at some point. This is just so bizarre.

Geek says she was never real