Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[AnOminous]

A cissie pop star can probably actually sing you fucking doofus. The contents of the lyrics are half the battle. The other half is that he cannot sing pop whatsoever.

If a "cis" pop star came out with this, their career would be OVER. IMMEDIATELY. It wouldn't just be a situation like with this gurning ghoul where they never had a career in the first place.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It's giving: (tranny) witch that wants to devour you
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Spoiler: hide!!

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This makes me think more and more a Fnaf spinoff is 100% viable. I imagine the troon would engage in legal action of sorts, but if kept as a free program, I think you are legally untouchable right?
Not to say you wouldn't get shit, but I think if you were willing to dig in your heels legally, I'm sure you'd win.

Man it's got to be really frustrating to be Dylan. On one hand you're meeting the president, you're meeting lady gaga, you're rubbing shoulders with all the right people who are telling you youre doing all the right things. Then on the other hand you have these wildly negative reactions from the general public. Idk, I'm kind of still a Dylan shill, I don't believe that he is a bad person just really confused. And being gaslit by all these famous people, like childhood hero tier can't help.

This is the most damning fucking proof out there that tranny shit is trying to be forced, just like the ESG DEI SBI crap. Sure, all the "connected" people embrace it to some extent, because they are connected, they have to mind their Ps and Qs, but I'm absolutely sure in private, even these people say "jesus christ what a faggot".
But its a lot harder to AstroTurf public perception, so this is the biggest proof that despite how much its being pushed, a lot of normal people aren't fucking having it. They CLEARLY don't like it, its overwhelmingly known, yet society is trying to forcibly cram the that troon pill down our throat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He should have worn a poofy skirt to hide his lack of hips.

How ironic, everything he did was poofy until he started wearing skirts.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

If a "cis" pop star came out with this, their career would be OVER. IMMEDIATELY. It wouldn't just be a situation like with this gurning ghoul where they never had a career in the first place.

I could see it working as a parody/joke song back in the heyday of song parodies. Bart Baker would've had a field day with this 7 years ago.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

u/theblueeyeddevil2024 sums it up (he’s on tiktok if you want the original)

https://x.com/hatpinwoman/status/1768725069130244368?s=46&t=TMUOZCqGbx3Pv9MjeQqrig

 

[ShitLurker]

Just watched MATI, just came in to say that the music video made me hate just a bit more and I already thought my hate was pretty high. Thanks Jersh and thank you Dylan for showing me I can still break my limits!

 

[Poonocchio]

How can a famous femboy faggot not get laid? Surely there's someone with low enough standards. It's not like he's that Alok freakshow, even if he's pretty horrifying. He would have been better looking before failing at trooning out.

He's said before he's not had sex or even kissed anyone "as a girl", and reiterated he wanted to lose his "girlhood virginity". There's no way he wasn't being a filthy degenerate bummer "as a man".

 

[Bookwork]

Hosts SNL when?

 

[grenouille crétine]

Hosts SNL when?

The image of him trying to do a self-aware comedy skit with some brown-nosers, segueing into a live performance of Girlhood, is hysterical enough I hope this comes to pass. They would try to play him like he’s already trying to himself, like Rebecca Black, ie in on the joke (double plus stunning and brave bc trans), but it just doesn’t work bc Black was/is a cute self-aware girl who actually worked on her craft in the years since her (unasked for) virality, versus Dylan being the horrifying, fame-hungry wendigo he is. His transformation could seriously be the basis for a horror movie. He is doing his best to drain his once-healthy male body of all vitality in service of some ancient demon that’s going to come bursting out of his sternum any day now.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

and dylan song is just the worst. its basically "since I'm a woman now, I am a bimbo. and bimbohood is true womanhood. if you're not a pathetic little skank of a woman you're not a real one". I hate him and I hope he fucking goes away.

If a "cis" pop star came out with this, their career would be OVER. IMMEDIATELY. It wouldn't just be a situation like with this gurning ghoul where they never had a career in the first place.

He's repeating, perhaps unintentionally, all the schticks and mistakes Paris Hilton did 20 years ago when she, Britney, and LiLo decided to whore around showing the world their cooch. While they were heavily criticized, people acknowledged that Brit and LiLo at least could respectively sing and act (when they were sobber at least) while Paris had no other talent than being famous and doing this on purpose to become more famous while the other two had an excuse to act this way due to their own personal issues. When Paris released a single, people mocked her and trashed her for being the talentless hack we know she is.

20 years later, the conversation went to be more defensive of Paris due to feminism. We were too harsh, etc, despite her actions (and the other two as well) served to normalise whore behavior as we see it now. The three of them have changed now, but the damage is done: society has become more accepting of whore and bimbo behavior due to mainstream media and feminism. This is what Dylan and other troons are copying. Gay dudes love Paris and Britney, so there is no surprise they think their actions of the part are something that they can imitate now. And now, it's accepted and the criticism is labeled misogyny. Dylan couldn't have done the things he's doing without this heavy change in society about how certain female behaviors are tolerated.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Dylan responds.
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Copes by saying he intended to be retarded.
1.) "I was not trying to change the world with this one."
2.) "My comps (comparisons) for the song were Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and 'Perfect Day' from Legally Blonde."
3.) "I am not trying to make a substantial music career."
4.) "I don't think that girlhood or womanhood is chalked up to these silly, frivolous things."
5.) "Dumb, dumb lyrics. But I still think we should be allowed to enjoy those things."
6.) "If a cis pop star came out with one of those songs, I don't think it would have had this negative of a response."
7.) "I thought I had a hit on my hands. ..... I might have really bad music taste."
8.) "So much of what I put out there has been sort of toeing the line between trans joy and humor and comedy versus satire and parody."

I have so many questions. Why does he move his mouth like that? He looks retarded. He really thought this was the next "Girls just wanna have fun?" How does he get his concave chest to look like he has boobs. Why is he acting so retarded. Why doesn't he 41% already?

Man it's got to be really frustrating to be Dylan. On one hand you're meeting the president, you're meeting lady gaga, you're rubbing shoulders with all the right people who are telling you youre doing all the right things. Then on the other hand you have these wildly negative reactions from the general public. Idk, I'm kind of still a Dylan shill, I don't believe that he is a bad person just really confused. And being gaslit by all these famous people, like childhood hero tier can't help.

Dylan is not an idiot, innocent little thing getting tricked into doing what he is doing.. He is an adult gay man who lived many years of adulthood before he turned himself into this spectacle. Don't do this "oh he is being gaslit by famous people!" It only makes you look dumb.

 

[Precious Bodily Fluids]

Dylan responds.
2.) "My comps (comparisons) for the song were Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and 'Perfect Day' from Legally Blonde."

I love the thought process here. I assume he/his team saw a bunch of people on social media comparing Dylan to Rebecca Black and decided to coolly work it into the response. But why on earth would he deliberately seek the ridicule of being associated with Friday?

"Don't you see guys? You're not laughing at me, you're laughing with me, because I was in on the joke from the beginning!"

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The powers that be didn't "make" him a celebrity. He pushed and shoved and clawed his way to relevancy and celebrity. It's not like it just happened to him.

I actually disagree on this - while I'm sure Dylan was shameless in trying to get ahead, it's always been very obvious to me that from the moment this "Days of Girlhood" shit launched he was properly managed. I'm still not even convinced he's "trans" - he doesn't have any chest growth which makes me think he's not on HRT. The only thing he's done to transition is FFS, but he needed to have his face done anyway because he was aging like milk in the sun.

But I can't help but think that his management realised that companies wanted a "presentable" trans DEI pet that wasn't scandal bound due to past or future behavior. If the management didn't pitch this shit at him, they certainly went along with Dylan when he did because the way "Days of Girlshood" happened was far from a natural rise. It was a package from day one that got pushed by the algorithm and that's money and power that Dylan himself doesn't have.

It'll be interesting to see where Dylan is in ten years. He might've quietly gone away or he might've actually gotten an amhole for real because of pressure.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Dylan responds.
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Copes by saying he intended to be retarded.
1.) "I was not trying to change the world with this one."
2.) "My comps (comparisons) for the song were Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and 'Perfect Day' from Legally Blonde."
3.) "I am not trying to make a substantial music career."
4.) "I don't think that girlhood or womanhood is chalked up to these silly, frivolous things."
5.) "Dumb, dumb lyrics. But I still think we should be allowed to enjoy those things."
6.) "If a cis pop star came out with one of those songs, I don't think it would have had this negative of a response."
7.) "I thought I had a hit on my hands. ..... I might have really bad music taste."
8.) "So much of what I put out there has been sort of toeing the line between trans joy and humor and comedy versus satire and parody."

Dyldo, save some copium for the rest of us.

 

[fake farts]

1.) "I was not trying to change the world with this one."

This dudes whole gimmick is trying to change perspective on transpeople, more specifically trans identified males while earning money off his grift at the same time. He can try to downplay it if he wants, but he really thought he had something here.

3.) "I am not trying to make a substantial music career."

Sure, hon. Theater kid is not trying to make a substantial music career. You've just been involved in theater and music for years, and now that you have a flop you're trying to act like it's JUST A PRANK, BRO.

4.) "I don't think that girlhood or womanhood is chalked up to these silly, frivolous things."

Lie

6.) "If a cis pop star came out with one of those songs, I don't think it would have had this negative of a response."

When all the dumb nepo-babies had their parents buying them record contracts in the 2000s (Kelly Osbourne, Paris Hilton, etc), their music was ripped to shreds. And even at 15 and rich, Kelly Osbourne's music had less vapid ghost-written lyrics.

7.) "I thought I had a hit on my hands. ..... I might have really bad music taste."

First true thing he's said.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Crossover with Kayden.

 

[Otterly]

It’s bothered me for a while but I finally realised what his face reminds me of;

https://www.worldhistory.org/image/5026/phoenician-punic-grinning-mask/

 

[The Jackal]

73,000?

I refuse to believe whoever directed this video wasn't deliberately setting Dylan up for a fall. They couldn't have made him look more like a badly aging twink if they'd tried:

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The opening shot was pitilessly focused on his bruised man feet, knobbly knees and scrawny legs:

That's a true and honest woman's lower half if ever I've seen one.

Also, isn't Mulvaney 27?

And he's only 27 too! How?? He looks older than every single man in his thirties I know.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Looks like he is trying to push out a turd

 

[JambledUpWords]

Dylan responds.
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Copes by saying he intended to be retarded.
1.) "I was not trying to change the world with this one."
2.) "My comps (comparisons) for the song were Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and 'Perfect Day' from Legally Blonde."
3.) "I am not trying to make a substantial music career."
4.) "I don't think that girlhood or womanhood is chalked up to these silly, frivolous things."
5.) "Dumb, dumb lyrics. But I still think we should be allowed to enjoy those things."
6.) "If a cis pop star came out with one of those songs, I don't think it would have had this negative of a response."
7.) "I thought I had a hit on my hands. ..... I might have really bad music taste."
8.) "So much of what I put out there has been sort of toeing the line between trans joy and humor and comedy versus satire and parody."