The powers that be didn't "make" him a celebrity. He pushed and shoved and clawed his way to relevancy and celebrity. It's not like it just happened to him. he wasn't "discovered" on a bus somewhere.
Especially now with continuous bleaching and dyeing. Bleaching too often ruins hair and can cause thinning. Also, the blond just really doesn’t suit him, as it washes him out too much. Overall though, he needs to give his hair a break and cut off the damaged parts (which is likely a decent chunk of his hair at this point).
I am late and gay to this message (
) but I have to point out that he is not even as good as tranny models, who easily mog him even though they are also incredibly ghoulish themselves… Dylan tries, but he will never be hunter schafer (though they’re both crazy) or Alex consani (who is clearly deranged but honestly way funnier)
I hate him and find him annoying instead of funny so I don’t keep tabs (his ep of the Witch Trials of JK Rowling is particularly insufferable, he’s very very stupid and gets hostile and defensive immediately), but I had wondered if hontra had made anything lately. Given how accustomed he seemed to be last I checked at just hinting at videos for months without releasing anything, all while still raking in thousands—the Koofalbux have dramatically dried up afaik, but I assume hontra’s still rich and making similarly faggy wardrobe choices and drug purchases? Why would these lazy fucks ever expend real effort. All just slightly different flavors of the classic dysfunctional, narcissistic, chemically altered pervert.
you were a fucking theatre gay Dylan!!!! For shame! I missed if there was a choreographer or if he did it himself, assume there was. What a jackoff for not even making them reshoot, but clearly no one involved in this production has functional eyes, or ears for that matter—they think troons are women.
No shade, but Dylan is a shoe in for the reboot of the film "witches".
Please don't encourage this absolute, utter faggot to ruin Audrey Hepburn, the most adorable little munchkin who ever lived.
Jesus, that face. Dylan's grotesque grimace makes me think of a monkey paw wish.
also the major difference being that these songs are just about those things and don't necessarily speak for all women, while Dylan is a man literally singing about what he thinks being a woman is like
Well, smartass, when Katy Perry sang about California Gurls she sang about California Gurls. Adding that qualifier changes the character of the song. It's not a song detailing what it is to be a woman, it's just a song about Californians having fun and perhaps partying on the beach.
Which is fucking hilarious because Stephanie Myer is a Mormon, in the twilight universe if a person is black and becomes a vampire all the pigment is leaked from their skin and they become white. I'd say she probably hates troons to.
the one thing that seriously makes me laugh is how obviously manly dylan is
Was she not kinda his first skinwalking victim back when he had the black hair and was doing that 50s/60s housewife larp?
Erhmagerd. He (or his surgeon) was shooting for Audrey's nose! But since hers was naturally tipped up, he got that demonic linoleum knife instead.
Most music is vapid. I wouldn't say songs like 'Material Girl" and "Last Friday Night" (don't know the other one) are harmful. The word "harmful" used in that sense has lost all meaning at this point. Dumb pop is dumb pop. Most people don't pay much mind to the lyrics.
Those songs are also vapid misogynistic garbage. Written and produced by men, and performed by whatever 75 IQ thot is too desperate to say no or have dignity. They normalize and perpetuate decadent sex object lifestyles that are ultimately extremely harmful to women. Now it's just a guy dressed up as a girl doing it.
