Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[NyQuilninja]

Why is this important also that looks disgusting

 

[The Noticer]

I mean if it is intentional, what is the joke? That he's a loser? Great joke.

Cog's life is the joke

 

[Tablet County]

This is so ridiculous and cartoonish. If I hadn't seen how pathetic people in the sektur could get I'd probably think that Cog was actually in some deep 7D chess Deagle Nationesque gayop where he pretends to be a loser for yucks.

Cog's life is the joke

COG'S LOIFE!

 

[Guntkvd]

https://twitter.com/PODAWFUL/status/1769431641007456591

 

[ChromaQuack]

It is fairly amusing to me that Cog's thought process in making up a wife out of thin air very likely involved the idea that he had to make her a bloody 'jeet because nobody would buy he could be married to something desirable.

Even when letting his pseudologia fantastica run wild this man can't help but to subconsciously mog himself, what a champ.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Ralph has the excuse of his brain being fried by multiple drugs and porn since he was 14. What's Cog's excuse? What's his backstory? Did he was molested? Foster care?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Ralph has the excuse of his brain being fried by multiple drugs and porn since he was 14. What's Cog's excuse? What's his backstory? Did he was molested? Foster care?

He was born br*t*sh

 

[PauperVita]

 

[Tablet County]

Ralph has the excuse of his brain being fried by multiple drugs and porn since he was 14. What's Cog's excuse? What's his backstory? Did he was molested? Foster care?

He was born br*t*sh

Not only that, he was born in Grimsby.

 

[Guntkvd]

Wedding
Flat
Cap

 

[Butwhythough2]

Imagine eating this good

 

[Anti Snigger]

View attachment 5824269
Imagine eating this good

Ralph's tortas and steak are unironically better food

 

[LurkTrawl]

Dan's house
Dan's internet
Dan's fighting
Dan's wife

The WORLD is Dan's, Cog just lives in it

Dan's the man
Cog's the tran
with soft purdy
bitchmade hands

 

[Null]

Wedding
Flat
Cap

The bald spot he's got must be a war crime

 

[Butwhythough2]

As for that ring. What a cheap piece of shit that is. That engagement ring and wedding band MAYBE cost 750 to 1000 and the major cost of that would be the metal, not the gems. I can almost bet it isn't platinum, but silver and cheap silver. Those gemstones are probably CZ.

Put a picture of it in this thread, If I can get a good look at it then I'll be able to tell the metal, and quality of the stones.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Looks like something you could pull out of the Ganges river with a fishing net

 

[Blight]

Lose Your Wealth , Tan, The Real Grim Shanty , Without Fee, 'Till I Vacate, My Fame Is, Dock-workin Bird, Rat god, Living out my closet, The Way I Scam
Sing for the Condiment, The Lobster, When I'm Prawn, Shake That (for Spare Change)
Just Booze It

 

[Terfatron]

A woman married to cog has no shame but I know of absolutely no woman in the history of ever that would show off such tragic press ons.

 

[Feldgrau]

Cog is going live. Truth and integrity incoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxyANeAkmRg

 

[Guntkvd]

The bald spot he's got must be a war crime

I bet he's too poor to shave it off.