Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Xarpho's Return]

I wanted to say "but Cog was the one who went to Portugal to beat up Ralph", but it wasn't even Cog who did the deed, it was his buddy Dan who actually humiliated the Gunt.

 

[General Insomnia]

If his plan ends up being that he purposefully made a video that includes AI that looks like he faked his wife to get the Casino to laugh at him, so he could later prove he has the wife the Casino has been making fun of for ages, I'm going to die of laughter

 

[Mushroom King]

I'm going to say it, Cog is transitioning.

 

[porkWellington]

Third or so feature in Ralph's sub-forum in a week, nothing directly having to do with Ralph. Miserable, just miserable.

 

[General Insomnia]

The funniest avenue the Casino could take is to completely ignore (in good faith) the intro section of Cog's stream and continue calling him a tranny.

 

[Americunt]

I'm going to say it, Cog is transitioning.

"Right, well da jokes on u PPP and Warski, becuz da truff is I am my wife. Dat's right, I've been boiling the plastics condiment packets to make my own bathtub estrogen. What, you retards actually thought I had a mail order broide?"

 

[Cornfed]

Nails look scuffed asf but those are a woman's hands.

I know I'm Late and gay in this...and I know you are an authority on the gorlworld threads...but those are the hands of a fat man that does not work with them.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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It was all a 4D Machiavellian chess move to make us think he is a cogdressing retard.

Literally Cog right now

 

[BikeLock]

Nails look scuffed asf but those are a woman's hands.

They look like a woman's hands because Cog is a bitch.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Didn’t Cog say he had seven brothers? Does he come from the type of UK family the British tabloids run a weekly articles about to enrage the public? Usually something about a never employed single mum with eleven kids, ten different fathers and overjoyed she’s having number 12 with the new love of her life from Jamaica?

 

[PauperVita]

Cog got Dan’s house (where he lives) doxed owning the haters. And now he has gotten his wife doxed trying to own the haters.

Cog, you are seriously retarded

 

[Bzk]

Third or so feature in Ralph's sub-forum in a week, nothing directly having to do with Ralph. Miserable, just miserable.

As is the case with many lolcows, his biggest a-logs are oftentimes more obnoxious and retarded than he is.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I'm going to say it, Cog is transitioning.

It's time for Dan the man to put the Cog in a frock and make an honest woman out of her!

 

[kidatari]

this is funny as hell LOL!!

What if Cog's wife is a figment of his imagination.

LOL

 

[The Pulverizer]

>Cooking without fake nails
No wonder you are all obese.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Curry people fucking reek. Unbelievable, terrible smelling people. Just the thought of living with one fills me with rage. Their food looks like literal shit. Fuck India.

The Israelis developed a non-lethal crowd control weapon called Skunk. Here's how Reuters described it:

Imagine taking a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face. Your gag reflex goes off the charts and you can't escape, because the nauseating stench persists for days.

Not only did this weapon fail when they tested it in India, with them being able to "tolerate the smell without much difficulty," but they could actually drink it.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

will this jobless anglonigger stop burping into the fucking mic already

 

[Jump]

Is no one going mention cogs ghetto stove top?

Can you imagine what a nightmare is must be under that foil? Since the foil is so clean he must of put it down for the stream to cover the filth. It's the same logic as painting the floor black rather then just cleaning it.

 

[Zilortha]

Now that I have the time to look at it more I think you can even see the fake nails on Cog's hand in the reflection. Look at the thumb. There are only a couple frames because it was sped up though.

I never thought we'd see a pretend indian wife (a "pretendian" if you will) storyline, but here we are lol.
I think this screencap from the video kinda says it all.
This kinda stuff is why I like following these people. It's just so goofy!

 

[Fascist Kirk]

the fact that cog is still alive, and still has people who give a shit, is a testament to the British Broadcasting System. Get laid you virgins!