Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Twinkie]

But she is either brown or a tulpa though. Those hands are neither brown or imaginary

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

I never said it was an attractive dainty hand. I said it was a scuffed, fat, but female one. Because it is. And it's ESPECIALLY female in the shot with the pot lid, where Cog's reflection is visible after. The thing that set off all of your autism.

It's one thing for KK to make a gag out of this but this thread is very telling. Only one other person in this thread was able to deduce that they were standing next to each other in front of the stove. And still no one can offer a rational explanation as to WHY cog would do this, there are far less retarded ways to fake a wife. You're all completely fucking insane and autistic, please stop tagging me.

Wait you featured this?

 

[Spergichu]

What if Cog's wife is a figment of his imagination.

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"What about Cog's wife, the curry woman? We need to fi-"
"We won't. She was never in the video. I didn't believe it until I saw the reflection with my own eyes. What the hell did they do to you in Lisbon, Cog?"

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

I never said it was an attractive dainty hand. I said it was a scuffed, fat, but female one. Because it is. And it's ESPECIALLY female in the shot with the pot lid, where Cog's reflection is visible after. The thing that set off all of your autism.

It's one thing for KK to make a gag out of this but this thread is very telling. Only one other person in this thread was able to deduce that they were standing next to each other in front of the stove. And still no one can offer a rational explanation as to WHY cog would do this, there are far less retarded ways to fake a wife. You're all completely fucking insane and autistic, please stop tagging me.

But the hand is not brown enough!!!! Indians are NOT ALLOWED to be this white!

Wait you featured this?

Haha get touristed

 

[Americunt]

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

Nigga, cmon now, those aren't the hands of a pajeet woman that just have incorrect white balancing for the video, it's quite obviously the hands of a pale anglo. Your cope on this is more bizarre than Cog's.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

I never said it was an attractive dainty hand. I said it was a scuffed, fat, but female one. Because it is. And it's ESPECIALLY female in the shot with the pot lid, where Cog's reflection is visible after. The thing that set off all of your autism.

It's one thing for KK to make a gag out of this but this thread is very telling. Only one other person in this thread was able to deduce that they were standing next to each other in front of the stove. And still no one can offer a rational explanation as to WHY cog would do this, there are far less retarded ways to fake a wife. You're all completely fucking insane and autistic, please stop tagging me.

Wait you featured this?

They're standing next to each other in a kitchen small enough to see three walls in reflections yet she is never seen? Considering how many times Cog' s reflection turned up, it's a bit of a stretch that she can avoid being seen in every frame.

 

[jimmybags]

Cog being his own wife reminded me of the climax from the move Filth.

 

[Scout Trooper]

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

It's clearly an entirely different skintone and texture from the hand without nails. Don't worry about it.

 

[The Noticer]

The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.

I never said it was an attractive dainty hand. I said it was a scuffed, fat, but female one. Because it is. And it's ESPECIALLY female in the shot with the pot lid, where Cog's reflection is visible after. The thing that set off all of your autism.

It's one thing for KK to make a gag out of this but this thread is very telling. Only one other person in this thread was able to deduce that they were standing next to each other in front of the stove. And still no one can offer a rational explanation as to WHY cog would do this, there are far less retarded ways to fake a wife. You're all completely fucking insane and autistic, please stop tagging me.

Wait you featured this?

Watch slow motion from 3:00 - there only appears to be one silhouette, in the direction the hands are coming from, wearing cog's hat. In the reflection you can briefly see the nails on the hand that is reaching for the lid.

Either his "wife" bleached her skin and is doing a Cog cosplay, or his egg cracked.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Claiming it was all just a joke is one of the dumbest ways to handle this. Could have just said he was filming and Pajeetra was the one cooking but no, has to admit that yes he was the one wearing fake nails. Even if it is a joke, which it fucking isn't, it's still gay af.

 

[AshtonsMoobs]

He showed his wife's hands on his stream today. They look surprisingly white for an Indian. Do you think he paid a hooker to pretend to be his wife? He also admitted the hands in the cooking video are his... haha.

 

[Twinkie]

They're standing next to each other in a kitchen small enough to see three walls in reflections yet she is never seen? Considering how many times Cog' s reflection turned up, it's a bit of a stretch that she can avoid being seen in every frame.

Because she is much closer to the camera than him. She's either directly behind the camera or just off to the side which makes sense given that she's trying to film what she's doing and not herself. Of course you'd want to avoid your shadow getting in the way.

Cog is further away, that's why you can see his silhouette. If she were in position to be caught in the reflection, she'd be so close to the pot that there wouldn't be a silhouette, just a large shadow. She is positioned behind the camera and Cog is off to the side and steps in after she puts the pot lid on.

Cog is clearly not close to the pot as the lid is being put on. He moves in afterward. You realize the video is sped up?

 

[Chongqing]

This reminds me of one of my favorite YouTube cooking channels, The Wolfe Pit. It's this guy who shows recipes. His hands are paralyzed or something, so it's him talking while his wife or daughter do all the on-camera stuff. You just see their hands.

The comment section is obsessed on whether he's a tranny. He addresses it all the time.

 

[verymuchawful]

My, what pale white hands your Indian wife has!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

getting catfished by drama queen and talking to her kids on the phone because he wanted to be their stepfather.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats fucking awsome.

 

[Feldgrau]

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I'm starting to wonder if this lady has any idea how retarded and irresponsible it is of her cuck husband to involve his family in sektur bullshit.
Challenging people to dox you rarely backfires right?

Respectable married people

 

[General Insomnia]

Because she is much closer to the camera than him. She's either directly behind the camera or just off to the side which makes sense given that she's trying to film what she's doing and not herself. Of course you'd want to avoid your shadow getting in the way.

Cog is further away, that's why you can see his silhouette. If she were in position to be caught in the reflection, she'd be so close to the pot that there wouldn't be a silhouette, just a large shadow. She is positioned behind the camera and Cog is off to the side and steps in after she puts the pot lid on.

Cog is clearly not close to the pot as the lid is being put on. He moves in afterward. You realize the video is sped up?

When you think about it, Cog making a video edited to make it look like he dressed up as a woman and claiming that many of the shots are his own hand is actually a pretty big win. Only an idiot could possibly think Cog would do something stupid like cross dress to own the alogs.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I thought this must be fake but it is somehow real what the fuck

Here is where Cog gets caught. A hand with fake nails places down a lid on a cooking pot, and clear as day Cog himself is in the reflection.

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This is the hand showing the ingredients off. This is before he puts on the fake nails.

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This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!

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Some more comparisons

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I’ve been following EOR and his orbiters for years, but rarely comment, but hahahahaha Cog is an absolute faggot.

 

[Twinkie]

When you think about it, Cog making a video edited to make it look like he dressed up as a woman and claiming that many of the shots are his own hand is actually a pretty big win.

When this was posted last night and I replied, OP just had the video clip and like two screenshots. He added a bunch of other pics later, after I had replied. I was talking about the video clip and the first pics he posted, the ones with the fake nails. I even pointed out that if cog needed "b-roll" he'd just film it with his own fucking man hands. Again, this was before OP added additional pics.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Put a picture of it in this thread, If I can get a good look at it then I'll be able to tell the metal, and quality of the stones.

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I'm starting to wonder if this lady has any idea how retarded and irresponsible it is of her cuck husband to involve his family in sektur bullshit.
Challenging people to dox you rarely backfires right?

Look at that education level of the use of the word there... Hey poojeeta. I think you meant "They're".

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Respectable married people

Now she is having some remorse about taunting no life spergs that will take a looksie at your life now.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

https://twitter.com/PODAWFUL/status/1769431641007456591

Even in the "wedding" photo he's wearing that goddamn hat

It makes me think of the line from Uncle Buck

"A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it."