Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[stupid frog]

Flight sperging: I lowkey hope for some kind of really public debacle and press for Southwest and this stupid policy.

I just hope some pissed off normie records these beasts outside.

 

[VinegarPussy]

It is in the OP - Corissa became too winded to walk + or - when she got to the Uber pickup area, and on the way back she became drenched in sweat + had a racing heartbeat after ~twenty minutes of standing in line at the security checkpoint.

Edit to add: Ninja'd. One other thing to add is that C&J might end up connecting through Denver on their trip out to San Francisco, and from what I remember that airport is even larger than Atlanta (not in terms of passenger volume or square footage, just in terms of how much walking one has to do between gates).

Denver is sprawling. Normal people and sk*nny shitlords have a challenge at times if the gates are far apart. The milk will flow if they have to negotiate this.

 

[often puzzled]

Edit to add: Ninja'd. One other thing to add is that C&J might end up connecting through Denver on their trip out to San Francisco, and from what I remember that airport is even larger than Atlanta (not in terms of passenger volume or square footage, just in terms of how much walking one has to do between gates).

Like Atlanta's airport (shudder, crosses self), Denver's got that underground train. I would love to see J on one of those, because, when it lurched to a stop, she'd roll around like a padded ball, possibly crushing several of the anorexics who are on their way to one of the local treatment centers.

I'd be like Supersize vs Superskinny, except with human bowling.

More realistically, I predict that we'll get very all-or-nothing assessments of the airport(s). Either everyone will be soooo kind and sooo accommodating and soooo enlightened, or everything will be ableist and fatphobic and shitty. Corissa in particular is a very black and white thinker, and I expect her to be the one to praise/complain about travel-related issues. From J, I expect a lot of very shallow navel-gazing* about her spiritual journey blah-blah-whatever.

* her actual navel is obviously not shallow at all, but it's probably too buried in fat to accommodate a gaze.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

There is no way the two of them could fit on one go-kart. It's not just the weight limit on those things, it's their massive size. No way they could sit side by side. One would be inside the vehicle, and the other would be hanging on for dear life because the back seat can only accommodate one butt cheek. The only way they could ride on the same vehicle is if they plop them both on one of those luggage wagons the ramp crew uses to haul bags to and from the plane - and I don't think they are allowed to have passengers ride those things through the terminal.

In any case, if they are going through Denver, they better make sure they have at least a three hour layover. It's huge, and there's no way they could maneuver around the place in time for a quick plane change.

There's also the not-impossible possibility that they might break up their trip into two days. Coco was wiped out the last time they traveled to Atlanta. If they booked a hotel to "recover" from their arduous journey from Kansas, I'm sure they wouldn't mind sampling the local MJ at a dispensary to help relax.

It would be a profoundly dumb thing for Juliana to do if she's getting surgery soon.....so......hope reigns eternal in my icy cold heart that they would do precisely that. (Please, Santa, I've been sorta good.....)

Imagine two stoned eat beasts at the airport, confused about how to get around, and blowing a good chunk of their GoFundMe Bucks on overpriced terminal junk food.

 

[Angry New Ager]

More realistically, I predict that we'll get very all-or-nothing assessments of the airport(s). Either everyone will be soooo kind and sooo accommodating and soooo enlightened, or everything will be ableist and fatphobic and shitty. Corissa in particular is a very black and white thinker, and I expect her to be the one to praise/complain about travel-related issues. From J, I expect a lot of very shallow navel-gazing* about her spiritual journey blah-blah-whatever.

I expect to get a lot of self-congratulatory boasting from both of them about how they decided what accommodations they needed, and got them, despite various fatphobes' deliberate attempts to make them feel bad or deny them what they believe they deserve. We'll get at least one #thathappened #everybodyclapped story about sticking it to the fatphobes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just hope some pissed off normie records these beasts outside.

Going viral, first as an anonymous Karen and then with aftershocks as people found her own social media, would be amazing.

I hope J has a stack of unsold "you misgendered me" cards packed for the trip.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Rate me late, but do we have flight dates approximately? Want to just check travel to be sure we can’t possibly cross paths.

Shudder.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Many carts have a back-facing seat at the rear

I'm imagining a Steven Assanti-style fall off the back as it accelerates

 

[I call shenanigans]

Rate me late, but do we have flight dates approximately? Want to just check travel to be sure we can’t possibly cross paths.

Shudder.

No. The only timeframe we’ve been given is October.

Hope the Air BnB they’re renting has excellent property insurance. Guaranteed they don’t have bariatric rated beds and chairs, let alone toilet pans and bathtubs. J and Corrisa could cause a lot of damage in the minimum two weeks they are supposed to stay there. Might even need much longer if J’s wound separates like others that have gone to the same surgeon before her.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa is mad at people losing weight again.

J IG:

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Sure, Coco, Oprah lost weight just to piss you off. Then she said something about how she didn't want to be fat just to rub some salt into the wound, right?

Freaking cluster B's....

 

[OttoWest]

To be fair Oprah herself is a scamming narc with a messiah complex so she’s a lot more like Coco than Coco wants to acknowledge.

Probably why her weight loss cuts so deep.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I expect to get a lot of self-congratulatory boasting from both of them about how they decided what accommodations they needed, and got them, despite various fatphobes' deliberate attempts to make them feel bad or deny them what they believe they deserve. We'll get at least one #thathappened #everybodyclapped story about sticking it to the fatphobes.

Presumably we'll first get to hear about how they don't always allow themselves to ask for accomodations because our fatphobic, "ableist" society has taught them that fat trans bodies are undeserving of comfort.

I'm sure there will be a ton of omphaloskepsis about (muh trauma!) how arranging for an extra wide wheelchair at a connecting airport or requesting a bariatric commode at the hospital is just another way of showing compassion for the glorious fat body you live in. It should count as self-care just as much as going to the gym or choosing a second vegetable side with dinner! Everyone over the age of 25 has debilitating musculoskeletal pain, but if stupid fash doctors would just do their jobs, 650 pound people could cavort and caper impishly with the rest of us! Just give in and enjoy the long, slow decline to immobility!

 

[LonesomeDud]

Pp p lp

but if stupid fash doctors would just do their jobs, 650 pound people could cavort and caper impishly with the rest of us! Just give in and enjoy the long, slow decline to immobility!

I just want to wrangle J and Corissa and prove all you haters wrong I can put them on a strict diet and exercise program and have them in sizes you can buy in normal human stores in a year.

 

[expert legos]

It will never stop being entertaining hearing people whose entire life and career is based around selling their lifestyle and body size, try to come at others for...talking about their lifestyle and body size. It's okay for Corissa to talk about her host of maladies and bowel movements, but god forbid anyone else talk about losing 40 pounds and being able to walk for 10 minutes without taking a break.

Besides the unbelievably transparent jealousy, I think this also freaks out the FAs because the more defectors they have, the harder it becomes to sell the "intentional weight loss is impossible" lie. And the entire foundation of their movement is "it's hopeless, so you may as well make the best of it and subscribe to my podcast/watch my clothing haul/use my code to get 10% off from this scammer company". Once people know there IS hope, why would they continue to fund Corissa, Ash, Aubrey, et al's bag of bullshit?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Corissa getting pig-mad over people losing weight and daring to talk about it will never not make me happy.

That said, Oprah is a massive Narcissist, and a cow in her own right.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[SickSadWorld]

I thought everyone was allowed to discuss their “lived experiences”?

Every trans person is on social media babbling about how transitioning “saved their lives” and how miserable they were in their own bodies… but formerly fat people aren’t allowed to do the same? It sounds like you’re trying to oppress them, Coco

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I just want to wrangle J and Corissa and prove all you haters wrong I can put them on a strict diet and exercise program and have them in sizes you can buy in normal human stores in a year.

Corissa, I'd actually believe. She's fat now, but she's been a normal weight adult. That alone puts her head and shoulders above Julianna, who was an obese toddler. Let that one sink in for a second. What the hell kind of parenting decisions does someone need to make in order to end up with an obese toddler?* No, Julianna is a lost cause. I admire your optimism, but put the black toe tag on her and find someone who can actually be helped.

*See also: Amber Reid

 

[LonesomeDud]

Corissa, I'd actually believe. She's fat now, but she's been a normal weight adult. That alone puts her head and shoulders above Julianna, who was an obese toddler. Let that one sink in for a second. What the hell kind of parenting decisions does someone need to make in order to end up with an obese toddler?* No, Julianna is a lost cause. I admire your optimism, but put the black toe tag on her and find someone who can actually be helped.

*See also: Amber Reid

It's not J's or Amberlynn's genetic destiny to be fat. Their bodies would be deformed, but they could absolutely be 120 lbs. It's more than what's required of you, but if you gave me Jeffrey Dahmer fantasy levels of control over these big girls, they could wear your clothes from high school if you gave me a year. I didn't say it was ethical. I said it would work.