Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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It really sucks but I believe that he gets enabled by his family,
What gave it away? The fuck they let him live there rent free? The fact that they keep giving him shit when he breaks his in a tard rage? The fact they do literally fucking nothing about how he lives despite being fully aware of it? Which of these subtle clues gave it away?

on the other hand I believe some sort of military service would do him a lot of good.
Lolno, Austin wouldn't make it through a week of BCT. On the plus side if he tried we could run a book on whether he lasts long enough to get ELS'ed, or whether the drill instructors and/or his battle buddy murder him first.
 
Another chapter of AustinTechTips. In this episode Bossman tries to figure out how to exit out of Telegram. I have no clue how this guy remembers how to breathe, he's retarded.

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Unironically yes, he struggles immensely with any kind of new info.

It took him forever to even learn how to close a discord server, that's why it's his go-to threat these days when there's not enough juice (he makes a new one an hour later)
 
Lolno, Austin wouldn't make it through a week of BCT. On the plus side if he tried we could run a book on whether he lasts long enough to get ELS'ed, or whether the drill instructors and/or his battle buddy murder him first.
- Private Bossman, why the fuck does your bed look like a mess?
- Because I just plowed your mom in it, dam that pussy WET!
*releasing a single shriek of terror, the drill instructor falls to the ground; unable to cope with the L
 
The army is in the business of producing addicts, what are you on friendo?
I think everyone I know who did two tours or more spent at least a period of time as a serious alcoholic. And of all the people who got thrown out before a single tour, it was all because of alcohol or crimes related to alcohol.
 
I think everyone I know who did two tours or more spent at least a period of time as a serious alcoholic. And of all the people who got thrown out before a single tour, it was all because of alcohol or crimes related to alcohol.
Yeah Ive met quite a few too. Nowadays there's a whole lot of dudes also developing pill addictions as well and using the VA to get them.
 
Yeah Ive met quite a few too. Nowadays there's a whole lot of dudes also developing pill addictions as well and using the VA to get them.
Dude, the VA has a lot of policy to not prescribe pills. They will literally make you go through all alternatives and make you wait a few years to get anywhere near a narcotics prescription. It wasnt like that like 10 years ago, but today its way different. At least in the VA places ive been in.
 
On tonight's stream, a member of Austin's chat named MagsieBoges donated $300 to get on stream. He continued to send BMJ hundreds of dollars in increments, giving him gambling advice which resulted in a long streak of content but was also very boring save for the few times Magsie laughed after Austin's failures, causing his crack paranoia to kick in and cause a few small confrontations. He invited Austin to his home in Miami to swim and film IRL content.

Soon after MagsieBoges left, FatHacker juiced Bossman with around $2k. When BMJ lost it all on Dice in a matter of minutes and rage quit, FatHacker sent another $4.5k causing Austin to immediately restart the stream. Magsie is currently claiming he will match FatHacker's $4.5k. That is where we're at currently as Austin is running a few giveaways and has gone on break.

ETA: this is a rough summary from memory and it's probably best to watch the archived stream later to see the events in their entirety
 
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Bossman demonstrates how to lose $5,000 in 2 minutes with Keno
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Close up of the rage at the end
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Immediately after this he sperged out in chat and FatHacker offered to send him $5k causing him to come back online. He revealed that, upon going all in with his last $6 off-camera, he hit a x63 multiplier and made $420.

ETA: FATHACKER JUST SENT $6,383.45. He has juiced over $12k on tonight's stream.

edit 2: BMJ has already turned on MagsieBoges after Magsie offered to match FatHacker's $4k donation, didn't follow through and then started a few arguments in chat. Austin and chat have both turned on him, calling his behaviour suspicious and confirming that Magsie laughing at a few of BMJ's losses earlier in the stream greatly upset him. Magsie has been banned from BMJ's chat.
 
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This guy is an A-grade retard. Bossman just showed this on screen
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He's now at his daily deposit limit. Which will take 19 hours to reset.
 
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