Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[FiveStarAce]

Just why bro?

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's funnier to believe the crossdressing allegations, so that's why I believe.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

This rabbit hole keeps getting deeper

 

[Mouse Cop]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

So her hands are bigger than his? Either:
a. His wife is a big chungus
b. He is a teeny-tiny little manlet with itty-bitty bitch hands
c. That's his mate Dan helping him run cover for his op
Pick your poison, Cog.

 

[PauperVita]

Watching the stream, he's not seething he's laughing at how stupid this all is.

You don’t watch Cog. He is about to blow. Cog has never genuinely laughed at anything.

 

[Harm]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

All this proves is that the hands in this specific stream are her hands. This doesn't directly prove or debunk the clip showing Cog in the reflection of the lid of the pan. That's not how evidence or proof works.

 

[Twinkie]

All this proves is that the hands in this specific stream are her hands. This doesn't directly prove or debunk the clip showing Cog in the reflection of the lid of the pan. That's not how evidence or proof works.

No one is denying that is a reflection of Cog's head and hat. But that doesn't mean it's Cog's hand on the pot. It conclusively is not. You're just assuming because you saw a hand and then afterward saw a reflection of Cog that it must be Cog's hand. It is not and I have proven that. Please take your medicine.

He said in the stream he zoomed in the video in that shot while he was editing, specifically because her reflection would have been visible in the glass if it were a wider shot. And if you look at the position of her hand, versus the position of Cog's reflection, in relation to the positioning of the camera, it's obvious it's not his fucking hand which is what I've been saying the entire time.

You're right I don't watch Cog. I know just enough about him to know he's a fag and a Vickers handmaid. But you all have fucking brainworms on god

 

[Geekthulhu]

You don’t watch Cog. He is about to blow. Cog has never genuinely laughed at anything.

Ain't that the fucking truth. This nigger sits there on stream saying he is just having a laugh. Meanwhile he is seething and screaming into the mic and raising his blood pressure with every interaction, but it's just jokes right?

 

[Troonos]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

Why was "she" wearing his rings? Why were his face and hat in the pot lid reflection?

 

[Twinkie]

Why was "she" wearing his rings? Why were his face and hat in the pot lid reflection?

She is not wearing his rings she is wearing her own. Look at it yourself and not just run with what the 600-lb mustard man is hollering on Kick.

His face is in the reflection because he's standing nearby and moves in AFTER she pulls away her hand. I never denied that was his reflection. See my previous post.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Poor Cog, he had gone so insane that his 'wife' manifested itself to our reality and we share his delusion after years of ridicule from the Sektur.

 

[Fren]

I bet he uses this getup, combined with a wig, to jerk off Dan. Maybe he is topping it all with a fake Indian accent.

Dear lord, what a faggot.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Cog's magnum opus for clinging to relevance is to essentially cross dress is probably one of the funniest turn of events in the sector come to date. Considering the extended Ralpha-verse going complete death spiral mode in complete succession, just demonstrates that any exposure to Ethan Oliver Ralph of the killstream just ends in disaster for anyone involved. Alog or not alog, anyone associated in any fashion ends up a lolcow to their own degree. He should of just done a video boiling lobsters, but considering his current financial state, cray fish probably would be more of his caliber. That is if he wanted to be meta and if he was actually playing 4D chess as he claims. But he didn't do that, therefore this is organic, and he actually wanted to cosplay as his shit in the street walker "wife," preparing any actual meal beyond microwaved curry dishes.

 

[SandyCat]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

Wasn't Cog visible in the reflection of the pot lid showing his hat and glasses?

 

[Jones McCann]

Look at it yourself and not just run with what the 600-lb mustard man is hollering on Kick.

That was clearly his fat British man-hands in the video lmao. If we assume it wasn't why was he not holding the camera to film? Instead he's hovering behind the poo wife watching while the camera is stationary, then jumps in front of the pan while she is apparently cooking? Did she make the script for the AI voice with the recipe too, since she is the one cooking? It's not adding up.

 

[Harm]

It conclusively is not.

Cog dragging his wife around on a livestream days later proves/disproves nothing about a cooking video which was recorded and released long before.

It's like putting on a hat today to prove that you definitely wore that hat last Tuesday. That's retarded.

How about this, I'll fucking prove it then:

Spoiler

Here are the first two frames with the lid prior to the hand appearing. No one is being reflected from anywhere. Whoever is hold the lid cannot be seen where they are, and the light source is stable.

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Here are the three frames after the hand leaves view. No one in sight still, and the light source is perfectly steady.

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Immediately following the hand's exit, Cog can be seen in the lid, but due to living in a tiny shithole he cannot even move in the kitchen without his head bumping the primary light source. What's he doing anyways?

Spoiler

He's reaching up to adjust the temperature of the oven. Strange, if he was already within reach of the lid, the temperature controls shouldn't require him to walk closer as he does.

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These are two consecutive frames surrounding a cut in the clip. Cog has completely vanished, and yet the hand re-enters to adjust the lid all the same as before.

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Then here, the second time the hand removes the lid, the primary lighting source is completely unaffected. You can even see that when Cog is in the reflection of the lid, he turns his head to respond to someone talking to him:

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So no, showing that Cog's wife can put on the same nails days later and flashing them on stream didn't prove anything.

 

[Twinkie]

So no, showing that Cog's wife can put on the same nails days later and flashing them on stream didn't prove anything.

You're right it totally makes more sense that Cog would
>do hand-drag for some reason when there is at least one female in the house with him that could act as his gorl and the a-lawgs would be none the wiser
>take the nails off and save them for some reason
>less than 24 hours later (not "days later") have some female (fake wife?) put the same nails on to show the camera to dab on the haydurs, for some reason

Again I would advise u to take 'em

 

[Jones McCann]

Immediately following the hand's exit, Cog can be seen in the lid, but due to living in a tiny shithole he cannot even move in the kitchen without his head bumping the primary light source. What's he doing anyways?

He's standing behind the tripod to view the frame, he steps out from behind afterwards to stand in front of the stove.

You're right it totally makes more sense that Cog would
>do hand-drag for some reason when there is at least one female in the house with him that could act as his gorl and the a-lawgs would be none the wiser
>take the nails off and save them for some reason
>less than 24 hours later (not "days later") have some female (fake wife?) put the same nails on to show the camera to dab on the haydurs, for some reason

It's impossible to buy the same set of nails two days later or simply reuse them? Either he's a loser with a curry wife or a loser crossdressing to own the haters, I choose the funny option.

 

[Twinkie]

It's impossible to buy the same set of nails two days later or simply reuse them?

Putting aside the fact that it makes no sense to do that, her nails are ACRYLICS. They are not press-ons. They can't fucking be reused or bought in a store.

 

[Glade Candles]

All of this speculating is giving Cog more thought than he's worth.