Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Adamska,

You didn't answer the question. Do you have a drinking and/or drug problem? It's a yes or no question.

what is your knowledge of Taoism?
I read the I Ching.

Are you looking for someone to score some coke from?
Diet Coke? I get it from the grocery for $1.50 for the 2-liter size. Can you beat that including shipping?

I'm not the one who got busted for stealing shit to earn a fix broheim. Also nice childish rebuttal; the I know you are but what am I riposte being quite fitting for a man who would lose a debate with a six year old child.

So are you going to pray to yourself to destroy us now, or are you going to blithely ignore everything while posting about how 19th century habadashery proves that you were Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Hamburgler? Who knows, maybe you'll just judgment tantrum like the child you are inside. Or perhaps autistically post the same limpdicked insult for a few times until you need more drugs or a shot of bad TV to mellow out.
That was an instant classic! I don't think your demons will better that! We'll see, but you might want to consider that since you'll never top that one, why not just split from this thread?

"19th century habadashery proves that you were Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Hamburgler." That's brilliant even if it is drug-induced mad-hattery.
 
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@Adamska,

You didn't answer the question. Do you have a drinking and/or drug problem? It's a yes or no question.
That was an instant classic! I don't think your demons will better that! We'll see, but you might want to consider that since you'll never top that one, why not just split from this thread?

"19th century habadashery proves that you were Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Hamburgler." That's brilliant even if it is drug-induced mad-hattery.
Someone's getting pissy I see. It's probably because my comparison's pretty accurate and coming up with a retort is forcing you to dance out of your standbys to deal with it. I mean really, using golf scores and insurance commercials to prove that you're Jesus and Einstein and not just a worthless cokehead in Florida's armpit is just as whack as using victorian era hatmaking to proclaim yourself a band and a mascot. Only thing more pathetic is to rant at yourself to destroy your enemies... oh wait.

And for the record, I'm pretty much straight-edge when it comes to drugs and booze Brad; I don't do them.
 
Adamska,

"A worthless cokehead in Florida's armpit". That's a lie, a lie, and a lie. And it's just so mean! You're truly evil. And I have no enemies.

I was right, that post wasn't nearly as good as your previous post. You should have quite after that one.

You've already been sentenced to the maximums of really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human, 666 years non-commutable, born-again as human under really hellish circumstances.

I really must Ignore you now - there's nothing left to do.

@BlueArmedDevil,

I read the I Ching. "The Tao Te Ching, along with the Zhuangzi, is a fundamental text for both philosophical and religious Taoism." - google search
 
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Synchronism: 10/8/16 20:49 Hurricanes 3 Seminoles 0
Univ. of Miami was ahead 13-3 at the half. I changed channels*, feel asleep, and woke up with the score FSU 17 Miami 13. WTF! Miami scored on a great touchdown pass with less than a minute left to apparently tie the game at 20-20. The crowd went nuts! The Hurricane kicker had kicked 72 straight extra points, so the extra point was 'a sure thing'. Wrong! FSU blocked the kick, the score was FSU 20 Miami 19 and the crowd was stunned.

How does this reflect my discoveries? Unified Strings 21/19 Theory. If the Hurricanes had gone for 2 extra points, they might have won 21-20. But they went for the sure thing: 1 extra point for the 20-20 tie and overtime. The kick was blocked and they lost 20-19. 21/19.


*Synchronism: 09:38 "A BIG sleeping giant." "In 1974, I had a BIG religious experience and became a pastor!" - We Like It Like That, America Reframed (S4/Ep22, 2016) on WXEL

@YankeeTrader,

I was talking to @BlueArmedDevil . Have you read the I Ching?
 
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@Alan Pardew ,

Ya.

Synchronism: 10/9/16 10:43 "Is Watson ready for its close-up?... These can be broken down into mathematics and algorithms." - The Next Big Idea on CNN
 
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@Graffiti canvas,

No. When you've got that Diet Coke monkey on your back, you've got to be able to get a quick fix at the nearest grocery* or convenience store.


*Synchronism: 10:57 7 continents were referred to in The GPS Challenge quiz. - CNN
 
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GOD, Einstein and Confucius?
I've told you and the others this many times - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Nobody can be GOD. God-incarnate is very closely connected to GOD and yet very different than GOD. It's like comparing the most important programmer to the Internet.
 
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@BlueArmedDevil,

Yes and I was Confucius - it's been awhile.
Of course you're the incarnation of every half-way noteable personality of every continent in the past couple thousand years... Didn't you take a quick breather as a stable boy every now and then? What did you do in between incarnations? How were your short stints as women?

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Nobody can be GOD. God-incarnate is very closely connected to GOD and yet very different than GOD. It's like comparing the most important programmer to the Internet.
Brad, you might have to elaborate on that a bit, cause that has absolutely no meaning.
 
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I've told you and the others this many times - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Nobody can be GOD. God-incarnate is very closely connected to GOD and yet very different than GOD. It's like comparing the most important programmer to the Internet.

in|car|nate
ADJECTIVE
  1. (especially of a deity or spirit) embodied in human form:
    "God incarnate"
    synonyms: in human form · in the flesh · in physical form ·
    [more]
VERB
  1. embody or represent (a deity or spirit) in human form:
    "the idea that God incarnates himself in man"
 
I've told you and the others this many times - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Nobody can be GOD. God-incarnate is very closely connected to GOD and yet very different than GOD. It's like comparing the most important programmer to the Internet.
Ok, fine. Sorry for not satisfying your pedantic need for specific ethereal pronouns. Still... how many other great thinkers have you been besides Einstein and Confucius?
 
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