You. Are. Not. A. Heeb.
When you adopt jewish rituals, observances and practices and co-mingle them with Protestantism, you are no longer a christian, and neither are you a jew. You will not receive the Lord'a grace and salvation if you continue with this blasphemy of Judaism and Christianity.
Feh, says you. But afaik you are not the Final Decider of my moral worth.
Fake Jews, especially females, are always Cluster B nightmare people. E.g. Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber.
Says the guy with a crazy hate boner for people he's literally never met.
No I'm annoyed because some fat WASP bitch coopts my religion when it's safe to do so. My family literally lived through a period where being religiously Jewish would get you sent to prison and you wouldn't think of coopting any part of Judaism in that context but as soon as it's safe, you appropriate and then play dress up with religious concepts people actually died for. It's made worse by the fact that you claim to be Jewish and then when called out for it, say that you were being paid a compliment.
You're wrong. I'm the kind of Gentile that Stans you when Palestinians murder your people, and I'm the kind of Gentile who would hide my Jewish associates in my home if the Gestapo was out rounding you guys up.
I admire Jews and Judaism, and I will never understand why that *incenses* you so bad. This is one of the reasons I desisted. Both Jews, like you, and Gentiles, like everyone else, just fucking hated me practicing Judaism. Luckily my prayer practice now doesn't require anybody's approval, and nobody can tell me I'm doing it wrong except for God, Jesus, and the Bear.
Also
>thinking that the prince of egypt is accurate at all to the Exodus story other than the basic structure
the prince of egypt is literally what we show children to entertain them while the Pesach cleaning is done, if anyone actually considers it representative of the exodus story then they're massively undereducated
It's a fun movie and I do not see what your problem is. Most of the people who attend my Seders have never been to a Seder, and I prefer this to the
Rugrats Passover Special.
You're like a gatling gun of bitchiness: I don't think there's a single thing I could tell you right now that you wouldn't try to jump down my throat for. I like a popular movie about Passover? seethe. Compliment Jews? Seethe. Talk about my personal religious journey? Accuse me of lying or misleading you and then seethe.
If I asked you how about those Yankees, I'm sure you would seethe at me that you cheer for the Mets.
Calling me a self hating Jew? You got the wrong person lmao.
I don't think so. I think I actually kind of have your number, faggot.
Well, she's not even a real jew, she converted to marry one and then it fizzled out. She's doing to Judaism what dumb white American cunts do to any "foreign" religion or practice that they take a liking to: take the parts that they like and are easy to do, ignoring the ones they don't like, changing them to suit their taste and needs and then claim this bastardization is cool and hip, while being neither. To say nothing of the fact it doesn't even resemble the original source.
It's what they have done to Hindu and Buddhist religions/practices. I want to slap every cunt that spergs about mindfulness and meditation.
I'm sorry that other people's personal religious practices bother you so very much.
Maybe you should jump in a time machine and move to the USSR? Marry a Chinese girl and move to the PRC? Or maybe you can go live in Russia, where Putin can jail his citizens for religious protesting.
Since you can't handle other people being allowed to worship how they want, gtfo. America does not want you here.
It's literally cultural appropriation, as well as cultural bastardization and it is incredibly disrespectful when the matter in question is religion.
I can't culturally appropriate texts in my own religious canon.
All four of you guys need to get a life. Find your own religious texts to actually read, or even just reflect on how you all spend your time (bitching about me on Kiwi Farms). Do you not have better things to do with yourselves than grind your teeth to dust knowing I say a prayer whilst washing my hands? I'd suggest compulsively masturbating, but idk maybe your flavor of Judaism says that God cries when you spill your seed, or something else that seems like a stupid and overly literal reading of the Old Testament.
Or you could just marry a Reform Jew and not have to convert. That’s what I did. Orthodox Jews aren’t really my cup of tea though, primarily because I think they get too caught up in following the ritual aspect, rather than the reason why it exists in the first place. Also, I just like pork and shellfish too much to make a decent Orthodox Jew.
I thought about doing that. But, I felt like I needed the best possible hechsher stamp on my soul to get acceptance, and that would necessarily be Orthodox. And then the Jews might actually see me as something akin to them, not a cosmopolitan outsider. That in order to become the realest Jew possible, it was Orthodox or bust, because Orthodoxy just *loves* telling people who don't follow it what's what and they like to bash Reformists as non-practicing miscegenated Jews.
IMO The same people bitching and whining about me being a "fake Jew" now would not be any happier if I'd ended up going Reform, and my family wouldn't have been mollified either by Reform Judaism, because it would still seem "Too Jewish" to them.
PS Good luck trying to correct the "fake Jew" thing; most of the people who would try to use the word "Jew" to insult me know next to nothing about Jews. And I've flown way too close to the Jews for way too long for wehraboos to perceive me not-Jewish.
