🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Obscura539]

Awesome! Now Ralph can catch up on his child support payments and start to become a provider for his children. Keep up the great work, Ralph.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This all ends with Ralph chained up in the basement of a Brooklyn synagogue posting Hasbara content.

“YOU KNOW WHAT?! ITS LIKE Y’ALL DONT EVEN *WANT* ISRAEL TO TAKE OVER THE WEST BANK! I JUST WANNA LET YOU HAMAS SUPPORTIN MUTHAFUCKAS KNOW THAT THE RALPHAMALE DONT SKEER! 2026 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE KOSHER KILLSTREAM KIBBUTZ, BISH!”

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Awesome! Now Ralph can catch up on his child support payments and start to become a provider for his children. Keep up the great work, Ralph.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like your joke, but we all know how this is ending.
PILLSTREAM BABY!

 

[Funkmaster]

Honestly, Ralph W in doing the interview Cog was too retarded to do.

I've alogged Ralph more than most, but he's currently less of a cow than Cog, and Warski.

2024 is wild.

 

[Mikoyan]

KOSHER KILLSTREAM KIBBUTZ

I need the 'Ralph trying to start a Kibbutz in the Negev' arc. I really do.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I've alogged Ralph more than most, but he's currently less of a cow than Cog, and Warski.

Nigga, he lives in hiding in a third world country mumbling into a microphone to three hundred people on a good day. Wake me up when Warski and his meth head girlfriend flee the first world.

Face it, Ralph's the best in the whole lolcow sektor from the top on down.

 

[Funkmaster]

Nigga, he lives in hiding in a third world country mumbling into a microphone to three hundred people on a good day. Wake me up when Warski and his meth head girlfriend flee the first world.

Face it, Ralph's the best in the whole lolcow sektor from the top on down.

That's last season's finale content. Seen it, got the box dvd set, watched the replays.

Now I'm enjoying the fresh content arc, different character plots.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

That's last season's finale content. Seen it, got the box dvd set, watched the replays.

Now I'm enjoying the fresh content arc, different character plots.

if you'd said Rekieta was a better lolcow these days, you might be on to something, but you didn't. You said Cog and Warski...

Enjoy watching Cog I guess? Or Andy. Two complete jokes that haven't produced 1/10th the content Ethan Oliver Ralph has.

 

[Beavis]

What's up with his donations? He's been making more than $400 on most of his recent streams and is already at $154 one hour in? The same guy who couldn't make his $250 goal in more than 8 our on several occasions? The same guy who had 3 viewers on his locals yesterday? Seems very suspicious.
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$405 in 6 hours = $67.5/h
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$525 in 7.5 hours = $70/h
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$354 in 8 hours = $44.25/h
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$444 in 10 hours = $44.4/h
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To compare, this was his stream on March 12th, $129 in 7 hours = $18.4/h. Since then, he never missed his goal once and has more than doubled and sometimes more than tripled his donos per hour.
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He’s just unenthusiastically faking cash app donos. He’s too scared to get caught faking tts donos.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s just unenthusiastically faking cash app donos. He’s too scared to get caught faking tts donos.

Which makes zero sense. His paypigs wouldn’t feel obligated to donate as much because they see Ralph is doing fine. Other than staving off the inevitable of everyone finding out he’s broke and no one watches his shows I don’t see much purpose to its but again Ralph. Personally I feel like we’re going to get to a point where Ralph just never logs on again soon as the killstream finally sunsets.

Nigga, he lives in hiding in a third world country mumbling into a microphone to three hundred people on a good day. Wake me up when Warski and his meth head girlfriend flee the first world.

Face it, Ralph's the best in the whole lolcow sektor from the top on down.

Warski is kind of a boring cow. He’s a retarded phoenix and all that goes with it. As for Cog, he’s beyond boring. Way more boring than Ralph but Ralph is the center of the Sektur economy through which Cog and Warski are dependent on.

 

[2ndBest]

I love the crossover events, maybe Tarl will freak out about the drug dealers hiding in his plants.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Any bets on what the last minute cancelation excuse will be this time?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Any bets on what the last minute cancelation excuse will be this time?

From the looks of him, he should tell Ralph he got caught within 500 feet of a daycare again.

 

[porkWellington]

Epik retracted calling Kiwi Farms a pedo haven?

EPIC RALPHAMALE VICTORY!!!!!!!! CANT ABORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Ethan Ralph starting off the stream by blowing into the breathalyzer and putting it up to the camera, but you can't see anything on the LCD screen

 

[Yoel Romero]

Ethan Ralph starting off the stream by blowing into the breathalyzer and putting it up to the camera, but you can't see anything on the LCD screen

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holy shit this is so sad, does he do this every stream now?

 

[Funkmaster]

Enjoy watching Cog I guess? Or Andy. Two complete jokes that haven't produced 1/10th the content Ethan Oliver Ralph has.

This post did not age well ...

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ethan Ralph starting off the stream by blowing into the breathalyzer and putting it up to the camera, but you can't see anything on the LCD screen

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WOOOOOOOOW KIWIFARMS COMPLETELY FELTED!!!1!!

Where's the Xannielyzer, Ralph?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Which makes zero sense. His paypigs wouldn’t feel obligated to donate as much because they see Ralph is doing fine. Other than staving off the inevitable of everyone finding out he’s broke and no one watches his shows I don’t see much purpose to its but again Ralph. Personally I feel like we’re going to get to a point where Ralph just never logs on again soon as the killstream finally sunsets.

This is what I’ve always thought but apparently it’s the opposite. The retarded “bandwagon effect” is turbo charged online and nobody wants to hang out with loser with low views and money, they are drawn to the big man with lots of views and super berries piling up. Paypigs want to be part of the cool, popular kid crowd because they are retarded and vapid. This is obvious because why else would someone pay money to hear their chat and name read on a stream. It’s why streamers pay for bot followers and views. Viewers really are dumb sheep.

Besides Ralph finally tried tried the opposite, honest tactic for a few weeks. Streaming for hours with unmet goals and a few donos. His paypigs don’t feel pity enough to donate and in fact the fat, loser vibe starts to repel them. When you are a parasocial retard you want to be parasocial with a winner, not a sad sack loser.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

if you'd said Rekieta was a better lolcow these days, you might be on to something, but you didn't. You said Cog and Warski...

Enjoy watching Cog I guess? Or Andy. Two complete jokes that haven't produced 1/10th the content Ethan Oliver Ralph has.

Last time I turned to Ralph's stream he was silently watching someone making dough.